if I would date you?
now accepting applications hocuspocus;
I'M SUBMITTING MY APPLICATION.
Wanna go out, get married, and have five kids all in the same week?
i already know the answer yes;
Quote from: Ãâ,¬mbørthümbsee on September 28, 2010, 09:48:25 PM
I'M SUBMITTING MY APPLICATION.
I have reviewed it and am returning it with a large frowny face across the back.
Quote from: skittlessss on September 28, 2010, 09:48:48 PM
Wanna go out, get married, and have five kids all in the same week?
I am not ready for that type of commitment or exertion upon my vagina
Quote from: RTF on September 28, 2010, 09:49:21 PM
i already know the answer yes;
confidence is key. are you a good kisser?
yes;
Quote from: Veal on September 28, 2010, 09:56:37 PM
I have reviewed it and am returning it with a large frowny face across the back.
oh wow david
you're getting exclusive art from veal :O
you should take a picture of it once you get it
Quote from: Veal on September 28, 2010, 09:56:37 PM
I am not ready for that type of commitment or exertion upon my vagina
You're missing out. Plus I hear vaginal child birth is totally therapeutic when done in such rapid succession. It probably would feel good. baddood;
i dropped some veal on the floor do you think it's still ok
Quote from: Nyerp on September 28, 2010, 10:11:18 PM
i dropped some veal on the floor do you think it's still ok
yes but you should pick it u
hey wait a second is this a pick-up line
you sly dog you.
yes;
all the time
i'm just too shy to approach you
Quote from: Thyme on September 28, 2010, 10:00:05 PM
oh wow david
you're getting exclusive art from veal :O
you should take a picture of it once you get it
i shall yes;
no. i'm too busy designating future sites for iraqi air defense zones.
Quote from: Lain on September 29, 2010, 02:44:43 AM
all the time
i'm just too shy to approach you
why don't you come around back and I'll give you the ol' rub n tug
Would you date me even if I had chronic farts? cjlubdoods;
I hate farts more than anything the entire world
Veal, I hereby present my application again in a more confident manner. I mean really, how else is there besides me? ;)
Consider me. I cook, clean, and you can touch me and I won't ask a thing. ;)
Quote from: Ãâ,¬mbørthümbsee on September 29, 2010, 08:22:23 PM
Veal, I hereby present my application again in a more confident manner. I mean really, how else is there besides me? ;)
how else is where beside what
Quote from: Classique on September 29, 2010, 08:23:03 PM
Consider me. I cook, clean, and you can touch me and I won't ask a thing. ;)
I am going to put a red dot on your shoulder. This means "Under Consideration".
Quote from: Veal on September 29, 2010, 07:06:18 AM
why don't you come around back and I'll give you the ol' rub n tug
But...I'm scared. I'm so inexperienced. :'(
(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/2082/zidone.png)
no.
I'm hoping things work out with someone else I'm talking to right now, so no thank you. bassir;
Kill yourself.
Quote from: Aracde on September 30, 2010, 09:16:36 PM
Kill yourself.
when are we going to ban this thug nigga
Quote from: RTF on September 30, 2010, 10:04:16 PM
when are we going to ban this thug nigga
What's this ghetto thing you're doing?
name: mike rotch
age: 69
location: anywhere u wnt bbyies ^_^
wanna date now
i have ten inch dick, good kisser, athletic body, very sex
Quote from: cozio on October 01, 2010, 06:49:54 AM
i have ten inch dick, good kisser, athletic body, very sex
very sex indeed