New rating scale I have discovered. I think it is a college thing since my friend who goes to school in Chicago has also heard of it.
So basically a 1 is a girl you would fuck and a 0 is a girl you wouldn't fuck. It's great since if you are walking and a couple girls pass you, you can be like "0, 1, 0, 0, 1" and it sounds like binary or something.
Also two 1's is snake eyes, one 1 and one 0 is lazy eye, and two 0's is dead man walking.
Anybody else heard of this? But yeah it's fucking hilarious.
Quote from: Strongbob on September 25, 2010, 07:11:11 PM
Also two 1's is snake eyes, one 1 and one 0 is lazy eye, and two 0's is dead man walking.
What?
That's retarded.
Did a nerd invent this rating scale
whatever happened to just saying "i would fuck her"
Quote from: Travis on September 25, 2010, 08:50:24 PM
whatever happened to just saying "i would fuck her"
i no rite
i don't go below 10. sorry.
that's the stupidest fucking thing
and how many of those 'ones' will you actually have sex with?
[spoiler]zero sillydood;[/spoiler]
That's stupid.
Quote from: Ãâ,¬mbørthümbsee on September 25, 2010, 09:54:43 PM
and how many of those 'ones' will you actually have sex with?
[spoiler]zero sillydood;[/spoiler]
i think you mean he will have dead man walking
Is this what college has done to you?
i think it could catch on happydood;
Sorry you guys don't like it :(
Quote from: Strongbob on September 26, 2010, 01:11:17 PM
Sorry you guys don't like it :(
Most girls are 1s to me anyway. :(
It's pretty much the same as 1-10 or basically 'yes/no' so I don't know why everyone's so upset...
Some guy said the same thing to me the other day though... the 1/0 system... Reddit? Movie?
Quote from: YPR on September 26, 2010, 01:54:57 PM
It's pretty much the same as 1-10 or basically 'yes/no' so I don't know why everyone's so upset...
Some guy said the same thing to me the other day though... the 1/0 system... Reddit? Movie?
Exactly, it makes things much simpler.
I heard about it from some friends on my floor but like I said, my friend who goes to school in Chicago also knows about it so idk what it's from, but it's spreading the nation hocuspocus;
I am going to shoot the first person who uses this system near me.
only a dumb bastard would use this gayass scale
the scale is for faggots with small penises wariodood;
So would you guys hate on the yes/no system? doodhuh;
Quote from: YPR on September 26, 2010, 03:53:29 PM
So would you guys hate on the yes/no system? doodhuh;
no because that isn't retarded
Quote from: Khadafi on September 26, 2010, 04:23:49 PM
no because that isn't retarded
okay now you guys are just being assholes baddood;
Quote from: Strongbob on September 26, 2010, 04:25:45 PM
okay now you guys are just being assholes baddood;
well you're a dead man walking
My sole reason for learning to play the harp was so I could play The Trooper and Hallowed Be Thy Name on it, before anyone else. YOU BEAT ME TO IT, GODDDAMIT!!!! Bloody superb rendition. Nice one folks. Please post more!
I would 1 me.
i hate it because you're treating it like some kind of world-changing new system that will revolutionize the way you objectify women, when it's really just some dumb shit that makes you look retarded
"YEAH MAN 1001011 HA HA LOOK AT ME MAN I WISH I ACTUALLY GOT PUSSY"
also go 1 yourself
lol
Quote from: Nyerp on September 26, 2010, 07:32:09 PM
i hate it because you're treating it like some kind of world-changing new system that will revolutionize the way you objectify women, when it's really just some dumb shit that makes you look retarded
This is a better reason for disliking the system girl;
Quote from: Nyerp on September 26, 2010, 07:32:09 PM
i hate it because you're treating it like some kind of world-changing new system that will revolutionize the way you objectify women, when it's really just some dumb shit that makes you look retarded
"YEAH MAN 1001011 HA HA LOOK AT ME MAN I WISH I ACTUALLY GOT PUSSY"
also go 1 yourself
Well i'm certainly not treating it as world changing or anything, but I don't see how this is any more douchey than using a 1-10 scale or using a Yes/No system. I just thought that it was a fun idea (that definitely isn't meant to be taken seriously by any means) that you guys might like to hear about.
i think the most retarded part is the dead man walking, snake eyes, and other parts similar.
Quote from: Khadafi on September 26, 2010, 07:58:04 PM
i think the most retarded part is the dead man walking, snake eyes, and other parts similar.
Oh, that didn't make any sense to me either confuseddood;
Quote from: Khadafi on September 26, 2010, 07:58:04 PM
i think the most retarded part is the dead man walking, snake eyes, and other parts similar.
That was just goofy, and I found it kind of funny. But again, I'm sorry that you don't find that funny, you don't have to be an asshole about it.
all of these hurt feelings and angers are making me sad. saddood; we should welcome and respect one another. happydood;
Quote from: Strongbob on September 26, 2010, 08:15:30 PM
That was just goofy, and I found it kind of funny. But again, I'm sorry that you don't find that funny, you don't have to be an asshole about it.
1 off
10101010000111100000000001111010110101010101101010101010111001010101
Quote from: Socks on September 26, 2010, 08:22:00 PM
all of these hurt feelings and angers are making me sad. saddood; we should welcome and respect one another. happydood;
1 SocksDood;
wow what a fag
strongbad i will never respect you again, and i doubt anyone else will either, be it on boyah or at your 'sick' parties. you have made a mistake you can never change.
101010 is the meaning of life :O
Quote from: RTF on September 26, 2010, 09:03:00 PM
wow what a fag
strongbad i will never respect you again, and i doubt anyone else will either, be it on boyah or at your 'sick' parties. you have made a mistake you can never change.
you are a muslim
muslims did 9/11
9 one one
nine snake eyes
8 snakes and a cyclops snake
Quote from: RTF on September 26, 2010, 09:03:00 PM
wow what a fag
strongbad i will never respect you again, and i doubt anyone else will either, be it on boyah or at your 'sick' parties. you have made a mistake you can never change.
wat
I don't think it was that bad of a faux pas confuseddood;
google turns 12 today
1 11
unf
Quote from: RTF on September 26, 2010, 09:11:31 PM
google turns 12 today
1 11
unf
Happy 12th Birthday Google by Wayne Thiebaud. Image used with permission of VAGA NY
VAGA NY = VAGINA
Quote from: Khadafi on September 26, 2010, 09:12:21 PM
Happy 12th Birthday Google by Wayne Thiebaud. Image used with permission of VAGA NY
VAGA NY = VAGINA
oh god i thought the same thing lol
Quote from: burzumfan420 on September 26, 2010, 05:24:38 PM
My sole reason for learning to play the harp was so I could play The Trooper and Hallowed Be Thy Name on it, before anyone else. YOU BEAT ME TO IT, GODDDAMIT!!!! Bloody superb rendition. Nice one folks. Please post more!
Hahaha.
goowan
Quote from: RTF on September 26, 2010, 09:03:00 PM
wow what a fag
strongbad i will never respect you again, and i doubt anyone else will either, be it on boyah or at your 'sick' parties. you have made a mistake you can never change.
You respected me at one point omg best day ever
brb got more sick parties to go to
Quote from: Strongbob on September 26, 2010, 10:46:47 PM
You respected me at one point omg best day ever
brb got more sick parties to go to
capital letter means that you took me seriously srs
Quote from: RTF on September 26, 2010, 11:15:12 PM
capital letter means that you took me seriously srs
YEP
i love this thread
totes snake eyes
Quote from: RTF on September 26, 2010, 11:15:12 PM
capital letter means that you took me seriously srs
what's with you all of the sudden
did some sort of trollbot crawl up your vagina?
Quote from: Lain on September 27, 2010, 02:24:54 AM
what's with you all of the sudden
did some sort of trollbot crawl up your vagina?
shut the one up. just because everyone zeroes you doesn't mean you have to one up every one else's day.
Quote from: Khadafi on September 27, 2010, 06:33:44 AM
shut the one up. just because everyone zeroes you doesn't mean you have to one up every one else's day.
every fuck else's day? befuddlement
Quote from: Lain on September 27, 2010, 06:42:15 AM
every fuck else's day? befuddlement
ERRBODY NOT ERRFUCK
i give this thread a 0
REPROTTED
Quote from: Lain on September 27, 2010, 06:42:15 AM
every fuck else's day? befuddlement
like every one. like every 1.
get it?
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on September 27, 2010, 01:43:50 PM
like every fuck. like every 1.
get it?
whoa
(http://imgur.com/7YEjH.gif)
it's one time
one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
two can be as bad as one
it's the loneliest number since the number one
Quote from: Lain on September 27, 2010, 02:24:54 AM
what's with you all of the sudden
did some sort of trollbot crawl up your vagina?
ok
fuck nation under god
doodthing;
Quote from: Lain on September 27, 2010, 03:34:46 PM
whoa
(http://imgur.com/7YEjH.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/H6o2H.gif)
air force fuck
marine fuck
i dont get why a double zero isn't snake eyes since 0 is round ike eyes
also snake eyes are bad
Quote from: Khadafi on September 27, 2010, 04:34:30 PM
i dont get why a double zero isn't snake eyes since 0 is round ike eyes
also snake eyes are bad
because "snake eyes" is a reference to a 1 on both dice in craps? akudood;
not like there can be two zeros on dice
but ones are bad on that
Quote from: Khadafi on September 27, 2010, 04:48:16 PM
but ones are bad on that
yes they are
another flaw in strongbad's plan has surfaced
Quote from: Khadafi on September 27, 2010, 04:34:30 PM
i dont get why a double zero isn't snake eyes since 0 is round ike eyes
also snake eyes are bad
doodthing;
Quote from: Lain on September 27, 2010, 04:50:35 PM
yes they are
another flaw in strongbad's plan has surfaced
fuuuuuuuck
man i had no idea how flawed this seemingly simple system was, thanks for all the help guys
WE ARE WELCOME TO HELP YOU FUCK PROBLEM AT A TIME
ALSO WHY ARE TWO ZEROES DEAD MAN WALKING WHEN THERE ARE TWO WOMEN
oh btw i thought of a better system of douchily proclaiming whether or not you'd fuck a girl
colours
see that babe? red
that one is yellow. OH GOD. BLUE BLUE BLUE
OH GOD, BEIGE.
BEIGE.
[move]BEIGE[/move]
why is it dead man walking when the other two have to do with eyes
Quote from: Nyerp on September 28, 2010, 05:17:45 PM
why is it dead man walking when the other two have to do with eyes
i know you're just asking this to piss me off but seriously you guys aren't funny doodthing;
come on, we all occasionally make bad jokes and get mocked for it. that's part of being a man akudood;
why is this thread still alive
Quote from: RTF on September 28, 2010, 06:53:41 PM
come on, we all occasionally make bad jokes and get mocked for it. that's part of being a man akudood;
it's not a bad joke akudood;
i am standing by my beliefs
the real reason i think this is dumb goes back to nyerp's post (not sure if he was srs) about objectifying people but doing it loudly in a manner that seems like one of those TUBULAR BRAH douche manners
the illogical codenames for pairs makes it seem like a bro frat thing and that just has a douchebag vibe
you should just stick to damn son she hot
Quote from: Khadafi on September 28, 2010, 09:21:05 PM
the real reason i think this is dumb goes back to nyerp's post (not sure if he was srs) about objectifying people but doing it loudly in a manner that seems like fuck of those TUBULAR BRAH douche manners
the illogical codenames for pairs makes it seem like a bro frat thing and that just has a douchebag vibe
you should just stick to damn son she hot
It's more fun to say, "Oh man she is well fit"
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ddcHpKwT9s[/youtube]
Everything is cooler in England :(
i was srsly srs baddood;
What if there is a 2?
there isn't a 2. the world is black and white. there is only fuck or don't fuck. no grey area.
it's like real binary AWESOME
Quote from: Lain on September 29, 2010, 09:06:42 AM
the world is black and white.
...and asian ^_^
I am an idiot to think that there is a 2, there is obviously no halfway of sex and no sex.
What about Hiro's almost sex?
Quote from: IKANAIDE on September 29, 2010, 10:42:03 AM
...and asian ^_^
I am an idiot to think that there is a 2, there is obviously no halfway of sex and no sex.
And if there was 2 isn't between 1 and zero n_u
I'm soo close to locking this thread O_0
I think this is the first thread I've laughed at in a long time
Quote from: Khadafi on September 29, 2010, 12:10:57 PM
What about Hiro's almost sex?
Almost sex sounds interesting but then there would be no question, it would just to be 2,2,2,2,2,2,2 for everybody with occasional 1
a snake eyes will probably lock this thread yes;
//roll
i have human eye
Quote from: Khadafi on September 29, 2010, 12:10:57 PM
What about Hiro's almost sex?
I don't think Hiro realizes the difference between a girl who's friendly and a girl who wants to fuck.
Also it was really creepy when hiro sent me pictures of several girls he thought could
almost be his girlfriend.
almost