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General => The Lobby => Topic started by: [REDACTED] on September 18, 2010, 01:47:41 AM

Title: DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA LLAMA
Post by: [REDACTED] on September 18, 2010, 01:47:41 AM
I went to the "Gay 90's [sic]", a gay bar in Minneapolis with a bunch of pals and got into a fucking NIGHTMARE. The bouncer thought I was over 21 and actually gave me a wristband that would allow me to purchase alcoholic beverages. WTF. Then, as the night went on, everyone in my group got hit on by cute guys but me. I looked at this one guy, but I got the fucking stinkeye from him. Afterwards, some inebriated old guy came up to me and tried to flirt with me. One, two, vomit on my shoe. To top it all off, I witnessed some brutal beating as we were walking back to our car that was very similar to a fight that broke out near my real home. Why does teen angst suck?
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Post by: Daddy on September 18, 2010, 06:43:13 AM
FELT ARE YOU THE FAT GIRL
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Post by: LCK on September 18, 2010, 06:53:55 AM
i didn't think you would actually go there n_u
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Post by: Nyerp on September 18, 2010, 09:56:36 AM
sorry people just don't like arabs
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Post by: [REDACTED] on September 18, 2010, 10:04:19 AM
Quote from: Nyerp on September 18, 2010, 09:56:36 AM
sorry people just don't like arabs
Heh. Admittedly, I do look somewhat Middle Eastern.
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Post by: C.Mongler on September 18, 2010, 10:07:30 AM
idont believe this story you went to a gay bar and sucked like 5 dicks
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Post by: [REDACTED] on September 18, 2010, 10:14:24 AM
Quote from: C Mongler on September 18, 2010, 10:07:30 AM
idont believe this story you went to a gay bar and sucked like 5 dicks
Define C to be the set of cocks I sucked last night. C={}.
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Post by: Nyerp on September 18, 2010, 10:17:58 AM
C={some homo's cock, some hobo's cock, your own cock, the bartender's cock, the bouncer's cock}
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Post by: [REDACTED] on September 18, 2010, 10:25:49 AM
Quote from: Nyerp on September 18, 2010, 10:17:58 AM
C={some homo's cock, some hobo's cock, your own cock, the bartender's cock, the bouncer's cock}
I wish.
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Post by: burzumfan420 on September 18, 2010, 10:29:52 AM
sory for giving you bad look i thought you were a terrorism
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Post by: Feynman on September 18, 2010, 10:47:07 AM
Quote from: Nyerp on September 18, 2010, 09:56:36 AM
sorry people just don't like arabs


i have no problem looking middle eastern akudood;
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Post by: ME## on September 18, 2010, 10:52:27 AM
that's because you're afghani  akudood;
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Post by: polish sausage on September 18, 2010, 01:56:16 PM
All you need is to dress like a hipster then you will get all the dicks you want
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Post by: C.Mongler on September 18, 2010, 02:21:41 PM
Quote from: polish sausage on September 18, 2010, 01:56:16 PM
All you need is to dress like a hipster then you will get all the dicks you want


i wish this were true
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Post by: Samus Aran on September 18, 2010, 02:27:45 PM
Quote from: Bassir on September 18, 2010, 10:47:07 AM
i have no problem looking middle eastern akudood;


you don't look it, though
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Post by: FAMY2 on September 18, 2010, 03:54:45 PM
I kinda like the Middle Eastern look.   baddood;
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Post by: Socks on September 18, 2010, 07:39:02 PM
sounds like a waste of time. not to mention gay.
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Post by: C.Mongler on September 18, 2010, 07:40:09 PM
not to mention hairy  buttholes
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Post by: YPrrrr on September 19, 2010, 09:55:17 AM
Bassir looks extremely middle eastern confuseddood;
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Post by: [REDACTED] on September 19, 2010, 11:10:08 AM
everyone thinks my grandmother is indian.
lol wtf
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Post by: Socks on September 19, 2010, 07:07:41 PM
Quote from: RTF on September 19, 2010, 10:48:31 AM
but middle easterners are all ugly niggers, and bassir is gorgeous akudood;


he has the advantage of a polished upbringing. and deep down, he really is a damn pashto.
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Post by: Feynman on September 20, 2010, 07:01:50 PM
Quote from: Socks on September 19, 2010, 07:07:41 PM
he has the advantage of a polished upbringing. and deep down, he really is a damn pashto.


I grew up pretty poor. akudood;
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Post by: Samus Aran on September 21, 2010, 12:07:25 AM
Quote from: Bassir on September 20, 2010, 07:01:50 PM
I grew up pretty poor. akudood;


uh i thought your parents are doctors

poor doctors? i don't think so
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Post by: LCK on September 21, 2010, 11:45:42 AM
Quote from: Lain on September 21, 2010, 12:07:25 AM
uh i thought your parents are doctors

poor doctors? i don't think so
his family income barely exceeded 100 grand within the first five years of his life
times were tough akudood;


Title: Re: DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA LLAMA
Post by: Feynman on September 28, 2010, 05:24:21 PM
Quote from: Lain on September 21, 2010, 12:07:25 AM
uh i thought your parents are doctors

poor doctors? i don't think so


My dad wasn't a doctor until I was in about 4th/5th grade, and even then he just began residency. Between when I was born and then, my dad was a cab driver simultaneously studying for the USMLE so he can start residency.