List them here.
I can fuck, eat, cook, kill, prepare the kills as edible food, and drive like a fucking madman.
That's what I know. awesome;
I am well at the art of sex. I am skilled in some forms of cooking. I am also very fast...
I am charming, and can talk my way out of bad situations.
I could do ANYTHING with my hands, gaming, art. awesome;
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 03, 2007, 03:26:09 PM
I could do ANYTHING with my hands, gaming, art. awesome;
If Gaming counts as a Life skill, then I have that, too.
I can run, I can eat.
yes;
Quote from: SBKT on June 03, 2007, 03:27:22 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 03, 2007, 03:26:09 PM
I could do ANYTHING with my hands, gaming, art. awesome;
If Gaming counts as a Life skill, then I have that, too.
olol, you meant life skills... Then nvm about that... Well gaming is making a stregety sometimes and you could be the leader so yeah I think it's a life skill...
Quote from: steal on June 03, 2007, 03:38:49 PM
I can eat, drink, breathe, and uh, jerk off.
Well thats all you need.
I got
Drive, Eat, Sleep, Video Games and um.....................I dunno.
I can contort my body, cook, eat, and I can talk my way out of troublesome situations.
I can dance. powerofone;
I can make art too, but it always comes out looking gothic or something. I SHOULD SELL IT TO HOTTOPIC.
o n i is sneakies
I teach old people how to use computers
I get paid so much awesome;
Quote from: Zack777 on June 03, 2007, 03:50:12 PM
I teach old people how to use computers
I get paid so much awesome;
$2.50 an hour?
Quote from: xXx♥xXx on June 03, 2007, 03:47:28 PM
I can dance. powerofone;
I can make art too, but it always comes out looking gothic or something. I SHOULD SELL IT TO HOTTOPIC.
o n i is sneakies
o that reminds me, i can sing D:
Quote from: Sports1 on June 03, 2007, 03:51:04 PM
Quote from: Zack777 on June 03, 2007, 03:50:12 PM
I teach old people how to use computers
I get paid so much awesome;
$2.50 an hour?
$20 an hour
I'm saving up to buy the iPhone
Quote from: Zack777 on June 03, 2007, 03:52:35 PM
Quote from: Sports1 on June 03, 2007, 03:51:04 PM
Quote from: Zack777 on June 03, 2007, 03:50:12 PM
I teach old people how to use computers
I get paid so much awesome;
$2.50 an hour?
$20 an hour
I'm saving up to buy the iPhone
Wow more than me. Maybe I should pick up on your job?
Quote from: MILADMAAAN on June 03, 2007, 03:51:09 PM
Quote from: xXx♥xXx on June 03, 2007, 03:47:28 PM
I can dance. powerofone;
I can make art too, but it always comes out looking gothic or something. I SHOULD SELL IT TO HOTTOPIC.
o n i is sneakies
o that reminds me, i can sing D:
Me too... I forgot to add that.
I can make Chinese food while being paid $6.50 an hour.
Beat that.
...nothing. gonk;
I can't cook worth shit, I don't do my own laundry, and I can't even wake up myself.
Oh, but I am okay with computers and I'm an acceptable driver.
Quote from: LCK on June 03, 2007, 03:54:19 PM
I can make Chinese food while being paid $6.50 an hour.
Beat that.
ya, Can I get a Mini Van full of Orange Chicken?
Quote from: Kaz on June 03, 2007, 03:55:03 PM
...nothing. gonk;
I can't cook worth shit, I don't do my own laundry, and I can't even wake up myself.
Oh, but I am okay with computers and I'm an acceptable driver.
You can eat, right?
Quote from: Sports1 on June 03, 2007, 03:55:55 PM
Quote from: Kaz on June 03, 2007, 03:55:03 PM
...nothing. gonk;
I can't cook worth shit, I don't do my own laundry, and I can't even wake up myself.
Oh, but I am okay with computers and I'm an acceptable driver.
You can eat, right?
That's not a skill.
Quote from: Kaz on June 03, 2007, 03:58:37 PM
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Quote from: Kaz on June 03, 2007, 03:55:03 PM
...nothing. gonk;
I can't cook worth shit, I don't do my own laundry, and I can't even wake up myself.
Oh, but I am okay with computers and I'm an acceptable driver.
You can eat, right?
That's not a skill.
It is if you can eat as much as I do.
Quote from: SBKT on June 03, 2007, 03:58:52 PM
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Quote from: Kaz on June 03, 2007, 03:55:03 PM
...nothing. gonk;
I can't cook worth shit, I don't do my own laundry, and I can't even wake up myself.
Oh, but I am okay with computers and I'm an acceptable driver.
You can eat, right?
That's not a skill.
It is if you can eat as much as I do.
I bet I can eat way more than you
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...nothing. gonk;
I can't cook worth shit, I don't do my own laundry, and I can't even wake up myself.
Oh, but I am okay with computers and I'm an acceptable driver.
You can eat, right?
That's not a skill.
It is if you can eat as much as I do.
I bet I can eat way more than you
I'll take that bet.
Quote from: Zack777 on June 03, 2007, 03:55:39 PM
Quote from: LCK on June 03, 2007, 03:54:19 PM
I can make Chinese food while being paid $6.50 an hour.
Beat that.
ya, Can I get a Mini Van full of Orange Chicken?
Only if you provide the van and pay for the chicken.
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Quote from: Kaz on June 03, 2007, 03:55:03 PM
...nothing. gonk;
I can't cook worth shit, I don't do my own laundry, and I can't even wake up myself.
Oh, but I am okay with computers and I'm an acceptable driver.
You can eat, right?
That's not a skill.
It is if you can eat as much as I do.
I bet I can eat way more than you
I'll take that bet.
I want in this challenge. doom;
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Quote from: Kaz on June 03, 2007, 03:55:03 PM
...nothing. gonk;
I can't cook worth shit, I don't do my own laundry, and I can't even wake up myself.
Oh, but I am okay with computers and I'm an acceptable driver.
You can eat, right?
That's not a skill.
It is if you can eat as much as I do.
I bet I can eat way more than you
I'll take that bet.
I want in this challenge. doom;
Biggest Burger I have cooked and eaten:
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/161/387494935_65ab5f6ff4_b.jpg)
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Quote from: Kaz on June 03, 2007, 03:55:03 PM
...nothing. gonk;
I can't cook worth shit, I don't do my own laundry, and I can't even wake up myself.
Oh, but I am okay with computers and I'm an acceptable driver.
You can eat, right?
That's not a skill.
It is if you can eat as much as I do.
I bet I can eat way more than you
I'll take that bet.
I want in this challenge. doom;
Biggest Burger I have cooked and eaten:
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/161/387494935_65ab5f6ff4_b.jpg)
I doubt that it stayed together. Otherwise, you really didn't eat it as a burger.
lmfao that thing looks disgusting.
I ate 3 large watermelons in 2:18 at contest on Memorial Day, and me and my dad were seeing who could eat the biggest steak and I took a 53 oz'er down.
But... That's a monster burger. psyduck;
I ate 3 Extra Extra Large Bacon Double Cheesebrger pizzas from a restaurant around here, and a massive fucking plate of onion rings.
That's my record.
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Quote from: Kaz on June 03, 2007, 03:55:03 PM
...nothing. gonk;
I can't cook worth shit, I don't do my own laundry, and I can't even wake up myself.
Oh, but I am okay with computers and I'm an acceptable driver.
You can eat, right?
That's not a skill.
It is if you can eat as much as I do.
I bet I can eat way more than you
I'll take that bet.
I want in this challenge. doom;
Biggest Burger I have cooked and eaten:
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/161/387494935_65ab5f6ff4_b.jpg)
I doubt that it stayed together. Otherwise, you really didn't eat it as a burger.
me eating it
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/173/387494560_5efe6cc7ed_b.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/135/387494238_564e872aac_b.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/133/387493670_bc17252886_b.jpg
lmao zack, why were you taking pictures during it?
That thing looks disgusting, Zack. ugly;
Quote from: V on June 03, 2007, 04:08:20 PM
That thing looks disgusting, Zack. ugly;
but it was good!
Quote from: Zack777 on June 03, 2007, 03:50:12 PM
I teach old people how to use computers
I get paid so much awesome;
I take pics for old people, since they don't have a camera.
They get amazed with photoshop. The highest I got paid was 100 dollars. powerofone;
I can make almost any situation awkward. It's a subtle and manipulative art that I happen to be well-versed in.
Quote from: V on June 03, 2007, 04:08:20 PM
That thing looks disgusting, Zack. ugly;
i thought the same. how did you manage eating it???
and you dog is cue, btw.
Quote from: Zack777 on June 03, 2007, 04:02:35 PM
Biggest Burger I have cooked and eaten:
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/161/387494935_65ab5f6ff4_b.jpg)
Dear lord, I think there's a feather in there.
I can draw, use GIMP, play the piano and flute, play the bass, am somewhat smart, am good with computers and HTML, and am sorta good with math.
I can ballroom-dance and help people with certain computer-related problems.
Quote from: Bassir on June 03, 2007, 05:06:33 PM
I can ballroom-dance
Why do you know how to ballroom dance?
i can move my fingers really as on the DS, i'm good at math, can play piano and clarinet, err, i can blow lots of big balloons... i can shop and spend money really fast, i can scratch the far side of my back...i can bend both my pointer fingers ALL THE WAY BACK, i'm rly flexible, err i dunno, i'm good at haxing?
I can cook. I also have negotiation skills. I can read, write, and teach.
I am a fast talker, so I can get out of rough shit. flower;
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I can ballroom-dance
Why do you know how to ballroom dance?
I took lessons?
Why?
Because chicks dig it.
Stupid ones, maybe.
Quote from: ClassicTyler on June 03, 2007, 05:15:39 PM
I can cook. I also have negotiation skills. I can read, write, and teach.
I am a fast talker, so I can get out of rough shit. flower;
how do pple get out of rough shit?? i liek can't slide with anything.
I can charm, persuade, manipulate, and cook. caterpie;
Oh wait! Witchcraft, too!
y/n
Quote from: Princess on June 03, 2007, 05:26:05 PM
persuade, manipulate
SIMILAR THINGS MAKES POST INVALID.
how many licenses do you have? awesome;
Quote from: Bassir on June 03, 2007, 05:27:04 PM
Quote from: Princess on June 03, 2007, 05:26:05 PM
persuade, manipulate
SIMILAR THINGS MAKES POST INVALID.
Manipulate is making someone do something, Persuasion is changing someones state.
Quote from: Bassir on June 03, 2007, 05:27:04 PM
Quote from: Princess on June 03, 2007, 05:26:05 PM
persuade, manipulate
SIMILAR THINGS MAKES POST INVALID.
Manipulate- to manage or influence skillfully or in an unfair manner: to manipulate people's feelings.
Persuade-to induce to believe by appealing to reason or understanding; convince: to persuade the judge of the prisoner's innocence.
POST IS VALID. THEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS.
y/n
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I HAVE MOAR. awesome;
Quote from: V on June 03, 2007, 05:29:27 PM
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Quote from: Princess on June 03, 2007, 05:26:05 PM
persuade, manipulate
SIMILAR THINGS MAKES POST INVALID.
Manipulate- to manage or influence skillfully or in an unfair manner: to manipulate people's feelings.
Persuade-to induce to believe by appealing to reason or understanding; convince: to persuade the judge of the prisoner's innocence.
POST IS VALID. THEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS.
Thanks. Love you. wub;
Quote from: V on June 03, 2007, 05:29:27 PM
Manipulate- to manage or influence skillfully or in an unfair manner: to manipulate people's feelings.
Persuade-to induce to believe by appealing to reason or understanding; convince: to persuade the judge of the prisoner's innocence.
POST IS VALID. THEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS.
BOTH HAVE A SIMILAR WORD TO IT, "CHANGE". ALSO, STOP USING DICTIONARIES, THEY'RE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE. MAYBE IF YOU READ ONCE IN A WHILE, YOU WOULD'VE LEARNED YOUR VOCABULARY FROM THE CONTEXTS.
Quote from: Bassir on June 03, 2007, 05:33:56 PM
Quote from: V on June 03, 2007, 05:29:27 PM
Manipulate- to manage or influence skillfully or in an unfair manner: to manipulate people's feelings.
Persuade-to induce to believe by appealing to reason or understanding; convince: to persuade the judge of the prisoner's innocence.
POST IS VALID. THEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS.
BOTH HAVE A SIMILAR WORD TO IT, "CHANGE". ALSO, STOP USING DICTIONARIES, THEY'RE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE. MAYBE IF YOU READ ONCE IN A WHILE, YOU WOULD'VE LEARNED YOUR VOCABULARY FROM THE CONTEXTS.
HEY STUPID, YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY IS ON
Quote from: Houdini on June 03, 2007, 05:36:05 PM
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Quote from: V on June 03, 2007, 05:29:27 PM
Manipulate- to manage or influence skillfully or in an unfair manner: to manipulate people's feelings.
Persuade-to induce to believe by appealing to reason or understanding; convince: to persuade the judge of the prisoner's innocence.
POST IS VALID. THEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS.
BOTH HAVE A SIMILAR WORD TO IT, "CHANGE". ALSO, STOP USING DICTIONARIES, THEY'RE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE. MAYBE IF YOU READ ONCE IN A WHILE, YOU WOULD'VE LEARNED YOUR VOCABULARY FROM THE CONTEXTS.
HEY STUPID, YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY IS ON
IS THAT A BAD THING? psyduck;
Quote from: Houdini on June 03, 2007, 05:36:05 PM
HEY STUPID, YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY IS ON
I ONLY TURN IT OFF WHEN DOING IMPORTANT THINGS LIKE CODING AND STUFF.
Quote from: Bassir on June 03, 2007, 05:36:59 PM
Quote from: Houdini on June 03, 2007, 05:36:05 PM
HEY STUPID, YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY IS ON
I ONLY TURN IT OFF WHEN DOING IMPORTANT THINGS LIKE CODING AND STUFF.
OH, OKAY. KEEP DOING WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING.
Quote from: Houdini on June 03, 2007, 05:37:42 PM
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Quote from: Houdini on June 03, 2007, 05:36:05 PM
HEY STUPID, YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY IS ON
I ONLY TURN IT OFF WHEN DOING IMPORTANT THINGS LIKE CODING AND STUFF.
OH, OKAY. KEEP DOING WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING.
THANKS.
Quote from: Bassir on June 03, 2007, 05:38:25 PM
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Quote from: Houdini on June 03, 2007, 05:36:05 PM
HEY STUPID, YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY IS ON
I ONLY TURN IT OFF WHEN DOING IMPORTANT THINGS LIKE CODING AND STUFF.
OH, OKAY. KEEP DOING WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING.
THANKS.
NO PROBLEMO, BUDDY.
Quote from: Houdini on June 03, 2007, 05:39:08 PM
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Quote from: Houdini on June 03, 2007, 05:36:05 PM
HEY STUPID, YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY IS ON
I ONLY TURN IT OFF WHEN DOING IMPORTANT THINGS LIKE CODING AND STUFF.
OH, OKAY. KEEP DOING WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING.
THANKS.
NO PROBLEMO, BUDDY.
CAPS IS ADDICTING ISN'T IT?
Why is my thread being raped by you fucknuts again? psyduck;
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Quote from: Houdini on June 03, 2007, 05:36:05 PM
HEY STUPID, YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY IS ON
I ONLY TURN IT OFF WHEN DOING IMPORTANT THINGS LIKE CODING AND STUFF.
OH, OKAY. KEEP DOING WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING.
THANKS.
NO PROBLEMO, BUDDY.
CAPS IS ADDICTING ISN'T IT?
I JUST GOTTA GET MY FIX.
Quote from: Houdini on June 03, 2007, 05:42:06 PM
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Quote from: Houdini on June 03, 2007, 05:36:05 PM
HEY STUPID, YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY IS ON
I ONLY TURN IT OFF WHEN DOING IMPORTANT THINGS LIKE CODING AND STUFF.
OH, OKAY. KEEP DOING WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING.
THANKS.
NO PROBLEMO, BUDDY.
CAPS IS ADDICTING ISN'T IT?
I JUST GOTTA GET MY FIX.
I LIEK IT BETTER THIS WAI.
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Quote from: Houdini on June 03, 2007, 05:36:05 PM
HEY STUPID, YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY IS ON
I ONLY TURN IT OFF WHEN DOING IMPORTANT THINGS LIKE CODING AND STUFF.
OH, OKAY. KEEP DOING WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING.
THANKS.
NO PROBLEMO, BUDDY.
CAPS IS ADDICTING ISN'T IT?
I JUST GOTTA GET MY FIX.
I LIEK IT BETTER THIS WAI.
SPAM SOMEWHERE ELSE.
I'm good at soccer, and train with the US national team.
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Quote from: Houdini on June 03, 2007, 05:36:05 PM
HEY STUPID, YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY IS ON
I ONLY TURN IT OFF WHEN DOING IMPORTANT THINGS LIKE CODING AND STUFF.
OH, OKAY. KEEP DOING WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING.
THANKS.
NO PROBLEMO, BUDDY.
CAPS IS ADDICTING ISN'T IT?
I JUST GOTTA GET MY FIX.
I LIEK IT BETTER THIS WAI.
SPAM SOMEWHERE ELSE.
FUCK YOU, MOM.
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Quote from: Houdini on June 03, 2007, 05:36:05 PM
HEY STUPID, YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY IS ON
I ONLY TURN IT OFF WHEN DOING IMPORTANT THINGS LIKE CODING AND STUFF.
OH, OKAY. KEEP DOING WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING.
THANKS.
NO PROBLEMO, BUDDY.
CAPS IS ADDICTING ISN'T IT?
I JUST GOTTA GET MY FIX.
I LIEK IT BETTER THIS WAI.
SPAM SOMEWHERE ELSE.
FUCK YOU, MOM.
OMG FUCK THIS SEAKING [IMG]http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o98/outsiderpwnsuall/Seaking.png[/img]
Fuck you all, stop spamming my thread.
Quote from: SBKT on June 03, 2007, 05:50:14 PM
Fuck you all, stop spamming my thread.
This is why I allowed you members to do this. thumbup;