LETS START A COUNTDOWN ON THE TOP 50 bad things that might happen to you while in a college dorm or campus apartment 5thgrade;
#50-You or your dorm will run out of toilet paper
49. Roommate bursts in on you fapping to furry anime porn
#48: You get AIDS and die. Your family mourns.
lol aids
47. One of your roommates/roommate's friends will steal something of yours
46. You step on your roommate's cum-soaked sock
45. You wake up whilst being raped by a hobo.
44. Your drunk roommate shits all over your face while you're sleeping.
43. Your room mate calls you a ginger
42. musica.cards
41. your school decides to stop allowing you to have landline phones, forcing you to buy a cell phone plan akudood;
Quote from: Lain on September 05, 2010, 08:08:28 PM
41. your school decides to stop allowing you to have landline phones, forcing you to buy a cell phone plan akudood;
I don't see a problem in this.
40. Your room is next to the RA and you can hear him banging hot Indian chicks all night long while you wallow in your loneliness.
39. Your roommate brings home more bitches in one week than you will during your entire enrollment.
38. your roommate plays the fucking tuba all day
37. Your parents move out of the house they were at while you are at college
36. He steals your girlfriend. :(
35. You're roommate's "that guy" (gender-neutral) at parties.
Quote from: Lain on September 05, 2010, 09:34:31 PM
38. your roommate plays the fucking tuba all day
Bwap bwap bawwwawaaawaaaap.
34. Gay sex.
33. Your roommate is a republican
OOPS I GUESS I CAN'T BE YOUR ROOM MATE
32. They steal your cereal.
31. Your roommate uses your towels to wipe up the piss and vomit from their floor after a raucous night at their frat
True story akudood;
30. Your room mate probably won't do anything as terrible as YPR's former room mate. saddood;
29. Fire drill at 4 AM.
29b. Fire drill at four in the morning in the dead of Winter and you run outside in your boxers.
28. Your room mate is black thus has daily holla parties.
27. Your roomate prefers to sleep nude.
Quote from: applesauce on September 06, 2010, 11:01:39 AM
27. Your roomate prefers to sleep nude.
If he's good looking, there is no problem with this.
26. All roommates get diarrhea and food poisoning. n_u
25. Someone you know dies
24. You kill your room mate.
Quote from: Ãâ,¬mbørthümbsee on September 06, 2010, 11:41:43 AM
24. You kill your room mate.
You're probably going to kill your roommate? befuddlement
Quote from: YPR on September 06, 2010, 11:53:58 AM
You're probably going to kill your roommate? befuddlement
It's a possibility y/n
Why would you kill me? >.<
23. THEY EAT ALL THE CANDY
I wouldn't. :(
22. They steal all of your beer.
Beer is gross.
21. They don't flush. >.<
20. They don't help pay the Comcast bill
[spoiler]Anthony, get off your mexican ass and give me money damnit! >:([/spoiler]
Quote from: Techo 1/2 on September 05, 2010, 07:25:32 PM
49. Roommate bursts in on you fapping to furry anime porn
I just lock the door giggle;
Quote from: 鉄腕アãÆ'ˆãÆ' on September 06, 2010, 12:06:18 PM
Beer is gross.
:(
19. Your room mate becomes attached to you and wants to be your best friend.
Quote from: Ãâ,¬mbørthümbsee on September 06, 2010, 12:20:29 PM
:(
You're such a frat dude. n_u
Quote from: Ãâ,¬mbørthümbsee on September 06, 2010, 12:20:29 PM
19. Your room mate becomes attached to you and wants to be your best friend.
If he's desirable, again, I see no problem. 5thgrade;
18. THEY SELL YOUR STUFF FOR DRUGS AND ALCOHOL
Quote from: Thyme on September 06, 2010, 12:23:56 PM
oh yeah i can vouch for that one
I thought that was your brother. n_u
Quote from: FAMY2 on September 06, 2010, 12:28:16 PM
I thought that was your brother. n_u
you thought right
Quote from: Thyme on September 06, 2010, 12:23:56 PM
oh yeah i can vouch for that one
If I ever visit Thyme-land I'm going to kill Thyme-brother. akudood;
17. They blast their crappy music.
Quote from: 鉄腕アãÆ'ˆãÆ' on September 06, 2010, 12:29:38 PM
17. They blast their crappy music.
oh my god this
i am so sick of hearing lil wayne and the 3000+ remixes of every single song he has
Quote from: 鉄腕アãÆ'ˆãÆ' on September 06, 2010, 12:21:44 PM
You're such a frat dude. n_u
n_u
Quote from: Luigicankick on September 06, 2010, 12:31:00 PM
oh my god this
i am so sick of hearing lil wayne and the 3000+ remixes of every single song he has
Oh god. smithicide;
Quote from: Luigicankick on September 06, 2010, 12:31:00 PM
oh my god this
i am so sick of hearing lil wayne and the 3000+ remixes of every single song he has
these days:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHx0LbopSHI[/youtube]
While I'm not entirely sure, something tells me this guy was raised in the projects. n_u
Quote from: Luigicankick on September 06, 2010, 12:31:00 PM
oh my god this
i am so sick of hearing lil wayne and the 3000+ remixes of every single song he has
WRENCH CAN'T BE YOUR ROOMMATE
16. They invite their douchebag friends over and they break your stuff.
15. Their douchebag friends bring their douchebag friends. :'(
14. You break something of theirs in a drunken stupor.
13. They take advantage of your kindness. :'(
12. you get stuck with some evangelical christian who attends tea party protests and always invites his republican and church friends over and they ostracize you for being a evil heathen
David can't be your roommate either. :'(
11. Roommates that criticize everything you do.
10. Roomates are artists and can't help you with your math homework.
09. You get paired with an eco-terrorist. akudood;
08. Your roomies don't shower. :'(
I am quite shocked that no one has said get in a fight yet. WTF. This is the first thing on my mind.
Quote from: Zack777 on September 06, 2010, 12:17:18 PM
[spoiler]Anthony, get off your mexican ass and give me money damnit! >:([/spoiler]
I just lock the door giggle;
Some people just forget :(
and 07. They hotbox your room on an hourly basis
Quote from: Thyme on September 06, 2010, 12:33:46 PM
these days:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHx0LbopSHI[/youtube]
While I'm not entirely sure, something tells me this guy was raised in the projects. n_u
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6f7FZUVmBs[/youtube]
Quote from: Techo 1/2 on September 06, 2010, 01:43:31 PM
07. They hotbox your room on an hourly basis
This is a bad thing?
Quote from: cozio on September 06, 2010, 09:18:59 PM
This is a bad thing?
It can be when you are trying to breathe
or do homework
or pass a drug test
06. they play lots of shitty techno music (my roommate just discovered techno and is obsessed with it ahhh)
05. They're obsessed with PAX. >.<
04. No one plays Transformice.
03. You get locked out of your room.
#2 when the roomate spams t he thread so he can get #1
#1 when roomate posts the #1 bad thing and doesn't even really post a bad thing
faggot
goowan
Quote from: burzumfan420 on September 06, 2010, 10:58:28 PM
#1 when roomate posts the #1 bad thing and doesn't even really post a bad thing
lol
Perfect ending.
Let's pack it up, boys!
-1: your roommate attempts to watch porn on your computer akudood;
he's so lustful >.<
Quote from: Ted on September 11, 2010, 09:45:30 PM
-1: your roommate attempts to watch porn on your computer akudood;
he's so lustful >.<
(http://imgur.com/uIk87.jpg)
Quote from: Ted on September 11, 2010, 09:45:30 PM
-1: your roommate attempts to watch porn on your computer akudood;
he's so lustful >.<
wow you should probably ask for a new roommate