Don't say drugs or something
For me it's running credit cards. I process orders for my dad's business (http://soilsonline.com BUY SOME DIRT) and I get $10 per order I process and I'm a pro on the credit card machine.
I get to experience being ME##.
People love me, so I usually don't have to pay for a damn thing. <3
For some reason middle-aged/older women love me. Even when they just meet me.
So I guess I can say I experience above-average kindness from old ladies...
im a master at being a warehouse clerk
Parents being loaded
Italians think I'm Italian (which I am), Hispanics think I'm Hispanic, and everyone else isn't too sure of what the hell I am.
where do i start akudood;
meditation
Quote from: Strongbab on August 02, 2010, 01:10:33 PM
For me it's running credit cards. I process orders for my dad's business (http://soilsonline.com BUY SOME DIRT) and I get $10 per order I process and I'm a pro on the credit card machine.
I do this too.
I'd say the biggest things I experience are all the things involved with being part of a family-run company. I mean, I grew up being brought out to start boilers up in the middle of winter from infancy, with 4 people having offices in my home when I was a child, and getting my first regular job (on a cleaning crew where I spoke more English than the other 4 put together) at age 14.
It has it's negatives, like always having to work, often without pay (tiled a whole building myself during my junior year, all on Saturdays and without pay) but it's also certainly full of positives, like having a well paying job for being 18, and all the experience in business and maintenance I've gotten over the years. Of course, having keys to dozens of vacant apartments is always a plus with the lady.
But serriously, it's been different. I wouldn't want to have grown up any other way, though.
Seeing the world from a bird's eye view
Quote from: Joe on August 02, 2010, 03:55:36 PM
Italians think I'm Italian (which I am), Hispanics think I'm Hispanic, and everyone else isn't too sure of what the hell I am.
You're on Long Island, how can no one guess that you're Italian baddood;
Sex before I was 10. doodthing;
performing fellatio cunnylingus/ beginning to have sex with a woman on a slide and getting caught by a police officer
wait what trevor
yup
even i know that story
I think David's more caught by LCK performing fellatio
I am curious about who the owner of the penis that Trevor sucked was.
i had sex on a slide
without getting caught
Quote from: Khadafi on August 03, 2010, 06:56:37 AM
I am curious about who the owner of the penis that Trevor sucked was.
whoa
i always thought fellatio was just a general term for oral sex
huh, learn something new every day
Quote from: Trevor on August 02, 2010, 11:58:30 PM
performing fellatio cunnylingus/ beginning to have sex with a woman on a slide and getting caught by a police officer
fellatio reminds me of pistachios
Being genderqueer, coming from an all-boys private school? I could write papers on it, but I like that I can see things much more fluidly than some others.
i think we all know the answer to THIS question :D
you know i always wondered what it must be like to be fat
Quote from: FDR on August 03, 2010, 01:15:20 PM
you know i always wondered what it must be like to be fat
how 'fat'
does everyone always get their picture taken when they walk down the street?
I have also been crushed beneath the weight of 10,000 snails.
I could tell you, RDX. :(
Quote from: FDR on August 03, 2010, 01:41:48 PM
so fat you can't breathe
oh well, i don't think anybody alive could tell you what that is like
Quote from: ClassicTyler on August 03, 2010, 01:49:39 PM
I could tell you, RDX. :(
see im so skinny i cant breathe (exaggeration), so like, the extreme opposite fascinates me.
also i wanted to take a stab at nerp but i missed.
by a longshot
Add this to the list.
I work at a hatstand these days, and I end up talking a lot with the other shopowners to kill time. There are some really cool people, older folk who are just nice, people who have been there 35 years, people who do really good animal sound impressions, just fun. The guy who works at the ornament stand is one I've been talking with a lot for a while, especially the fun guy's missing in action. He's easily 3 times my age, maybe more. And we've been talking, and he's so clearly gay, and he very quickly started flirting with me. He asked me out tonight, gave me his number, told me he was free friday. He's also married, to a lady. myface;
I get to play a video game in front of a large audience against some of the best in the country.
[spoiler]Not until September, but hey it counts.[/spoiler]
i get 5-9 crazies that constantly want to be heard but unfortunately they are UNAWARE that i just enjoy their company and ignore most of their problems n_n
Quote from: Sheets are Swaying on August 04, 2010, 10:20:21 PM
Add this to the list.
I work at a hatstand these days, and I end up talking a lot with the other shopowners to kill time. There are some really cool people, older folk who are just nice, people who have been there 35 years, people who do really good animal sound impressions, just fun. The guy who works at the ornament stand is one I've been talking with a lot for a while, especially the fun guy's missing in action. He's easily 3 times my age, maybe more. And we've been talking, and he's so clearly gay, and he very quickly started flirting with me. He asked me out tonight, gave me his number, told me he was free friday. He's also married, to a lady. myface;
how is he "so clearly gay"
Quote from: BlackDS on August 08, 2010, 12:55:31 PM
rape or love?
Well it wasn't consensual, but jmv didn't really know what was happening n_u
Quote from: Nyerp on August 05, 2010, 08:49:35 PM
how is he "so clearly gay"
gaydar, man. gaydar. plus the fact that he's spent the last 29 years of his life working at an ornament kiosk. PRETTY GAY.