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Title: Woe is me (a short story about a true event)
Post by: Selkie on July 13, 2010, 04:45:04 PM
It pains me to write this. I try to write it as an outside observer and not a personal narrator. The sorrow painted all over this story tears at my heartstrings in the darkness when there is nothing else to think about. Well, here goes...

It was a beautiful day. The sun shone through the bleak sky in the early morning as my two friend and I made our way to the shore for the day. By the time we got there, the sun was completely out, and only a canvas of clouds lay in the far distance over the ocean. After a while, I spotted a nearly perfect girl. She had golden brown skin, flowing dark hair, a perfect round rear, long shapely legs, and a pair of what must have at least been 'D's leaning towards double 'D's.

We made our way to the ocean, and in the water I spotted her and her two friends. I made my way over and built up the courage to say "You have a nice accent, where is it from?" She replied "Oh, I'm from Poland". Wow...a sexy foreign girl. I continued chatting a little bit. She seemed to be flirting with me. She said that she liked America now that she "saw me".

For some odd beyond odd reason I decided to not talk her whole ear off in one sitting, and I went and sat back down with my friends. After a few minute's, Pretty Polka and her two friends came back and sat at their spot, which was about 50 feet in front of ours. We all gazed at her beauty as we sat on the beach and hung out. My friends had no idea I talked to her. They were both just totally spellbound by her hotness. I thought to myself "I'll take this slow, next time we're in the water, I'll ask her her name, maybe get a phone number when we walk back. Yea, this is good, don't rush it."

To my utter disbelief though, after about fifteen minutes, she and her friends began packing. "No," I thought..."NO." But it happened...they then made their way off the beach, and out of sight. As quickly as she entered my life, she left it. I am left with a gripping regret. If only I talked a little more in the ocean earlier. I may have gotten her number...

I learned something that day. I must not ever wait for a better time. Never put anything off. Never let an opportunity pass me by...

Take heed of this. Because it may happen to you too.
Title: Re: Woe is me (a short story about a true event)
Post by: Travis on July 13, 2010, 04:49:28 PM
how did i know this would be yet another story of a boyager striking out with a woman
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Post by: Andria on July 13, 2010, 04:51:40 PM
You should have chased after her  baddood;
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Post by: Daddy on July 13, 2010, 05:00:09 PM
I touched a girl's boob today.
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Post by: Socks on July 13, 2010, 05:15:56 PM
woe is mankind.
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Post by: ME## on July 13, 2010, 05:23:51 PM
i saw girls today
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Post by: Andria on July 13, 2010, 05:24:49 PM
I talked to a girl on the internet today.
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Post by: BlackDS on July 13, 2010, 05:42:53 PM
I talked to a girl today, and she wants to get back together with me  toothdood;
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Post by: Clodius on July 13, 2010, 06:47:44 PM
the fuck

this is not a short story
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Post by: ?????? on July 13, 2010, 07:17:25 PM
foreign women are so cute ;_;
at least they think i am funny  giggle;
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Post by: the shortest route to the sea on July 13, 2010, 09:36:13 PM
I made a girl happy today!
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Post by: ME## on July 13, 2010, 09:43:05 PM
Quote from: Sheets are Swaying on July 13, 2010, 09:36:13 PM
I made a girl happy today!


How?  confuseddood;
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Post by: strongbad on July 13, 2010, 10:12:26 PM
I went on a bike ride with a girl today giggle;
But I'm sorry Selkie, that's rough.
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Post by: YPrrrr on July 13, 2010, 10:41:48 PM
The only girl I talked to today was my ex... we chatted about baseball n_n
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Post by: the shortest route to the sea on July 14, 2010, 12:49:37 AM
Quote from: David on July 13, 2010, 09:43:05 PM
How?  confuseddood;


Coming during penetrative intercourse.
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Post by: Geno on July 14, 2010, 04:01:59 AM
I made no contact with a girl today
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Post by: YPrrrr on July 14, 2010, 10:11:21 AM
Quote from: Sheets are Swaying on July 14, 2010, 12:49:37 AM
Coming during penetrative intercourse.
Ha this was not the answer I expected girl;
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Post by: ME## on July 14, 2010, 10:22:18 AM
Neither did I.
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 14, 2010, 04:53:27 PM
i felt tits an ass today
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Post by: Nyerp on July 15, 2010, 02:32:51 PM
i fucked that girl afterwards

yep