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Title: Can someone translate please?
Post by: Mando Pandango on July 08, 2010, 02:15:09 PM
My friend's most recent facebook status:

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Y do doctors constantly want knew blood from u like they have a shot for everything


wat
Title: Re: Can someone translate please?
Post by: Travis on July 08, 2010, 02:18:28 PM
What is the reason general practice physicians have a nigh insatiable need for blood, it seems as though they have to administer a vaccine for almost every malady imaginable.
Title: Re: Can someone translate please?
Post by: ME## on July 08, 2010, 02:43:49 PM
Quote from: Travis on July 08, 2010, 02:18:28 PM
What is the reason general practice physicians have a nigh insatiable need for blood, it seems as though they have to administer a vaccine for almost every malady imaginable.


Seriously.  Or if you're my doctor, you just want blood samples for the sake of blood samples. myface;
Title: Re: Can someone translate please?
Post by: Mando Pandango on July 08, 2010, 02:45:03 PM
Quote from: Travis on July 08, 2010, 02:18:28 PM
What is the reason general practice physicians have a nigh insatiable need for blood, it seems as though they have to administer a vaccine for almost every malady imaginable.
I sort of got that much but I still don't understand the correlation between the two.
Title: Re: Can someone translate please?
Post by: Selkie on July 08, 2010, 02:46:31 PM
He combined two doctor complaints into one sentence. Their desire for blood donations, and the wide variety of shots available.
Title: Re: Can someone translate please?
Post by: Daddy on July 08, 2010, 03:34:53 PM
Tell him it's because they need to make sure the autism they are adding to the vaccines develops resistance.
Title: Re: Can someone translate please?
Post by: ?????? on July 08, 2010, 04:40:16 PM
My doctor refuses to take my blood constantly.
I MUST KNOW MY GLYCERIN INDEX
Title: Re: Can someone translate please?
Post by: ME## on July 08, 2010, 04:46:18 PM
Quote from: Analysis Paralysis on July 08, 2010, 04:40:16 PM
My doctor refuses to take my blood constantly.
I MUST KNOW MY GLYCERIN INDEX


bribe your doctor
Title: Re: Can someone translate please?
Post by: ?????? on July 08, 2010, 04:47:09 PM
Quote from: David Banner on July 08, 2010, 04:46:18 PM
bribe your doctor
my insurance does that already
Title: Re: Can someone translate please?
Post by: Mando Pandango on July 08, 2010, 05:01:50 PM
Quote from: Analysis Paralysis on July 08, 2010, 04:47:09 PM
my insurance does that already
HIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: Can someone translate please?
Post by: YPrrrr on July 08, 2010, 07:06:21 PM
I don't think I've ever had my blood taken... I don't even know what type I am confuseddood;
Title: Re: Can someone translate please?
Post by: spaceman on July 08, 2010, 10:14:02 PM
Quote from: YPR on July 08, 2010, 07:06:21 PM
I don't think I've ever had my blood taken... I don't even know what type I am confuseddood;

You should figure out what type you are at least, in case something happens.
EDIT: what used to be here was put in the wrong thread dammit
Title: Re: Can someone translate please?
Post by: Martin on July 10, 2010, 03:05:27 AM
Ask him if he knows how magnets work.
Title: Re: Can someone translate please?
Post by: Thyme on July 10, 2010, 01:58:39 PM
Quote from: YPR on July 08, 2010, 07:06:21 PM
I don't think I've ever had my blood taken... I don't even know what type I am confuseddood;


Me either. My mom says I'm O+ though.