I did the blazing challenge or whatever the fuck it is called, you have to eat 6 of their hottest wings and you get your picture on the wall. tons of people have done it, the wings aren't really that hard to eat it just made everything else taste like shit after. anyway now i can't sleep because i have to take a shit. any suggestions to make me feel better? :(
Eat more food till you can taste it baddood;
Everything that exists is almost entirely made up of empty space. Everything that is anything is barely even there. You and everyone you love hangs onto existence by a thread.
Sleep tight.
Quote from: Techo 1/2 on June 29, 2010, 11:59:41 PM
Eat more food till you can taste it baddood;
what the hell are you talking about baddood;
drink root beer milk
Quote from: seuss on June 30, 2010, 12:01:00 AM
what the hell are you talking about baddood;
You wanted to feel better. So eat more food baddood; not only will you regain your taste but i'm sure it will help you poop.
Quote from: Techo 1/2 on June 30, 2010, 12:02:34 AM
You wanted to feel better. So eat more food baddood; not only will you regain your taste but i'm sure it will help you poop.
but i already brushed my teeth saddood;
Quote from: seuss on June 30, 2010, 12:03:26 AM
but i already brushed my teeth saddood;
You can always brush them again? Trust me on this i'm a doctordentist
Quote from: Techo 1/2 on June 30, 2010, 12:04:49 AM
You can always brush them again? Trust me on this i'm a doctordentist
i don't feel like it.
anyway i feel my poop moving through steadily i will let you know when it is official
Quote from: seuss on June 30, 2010, 12:06:59 AM
i don't feel like it.
anyway i feel my poop moving through steadily i will let you know when it is official
Good luck!
oxycodone and about 12 shots of gin
Two bowls and a porno.
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on June 30, 2010, 12:00:05 AM
Everything that exists is almost entirely made up of empty space. Everything that is anything is barely even there. You and everyone you love hangs onto existence by a thread.
Sleep tight.
Removal of all the empty space from the human body would result in an object the size of a grain of salt. Of course, it would still retain its weight and mass. giggle;
take a shit is the obvious answer here
Your anus will burn.
Guys I still haven't pooped yet.
http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/dont-shit-your-pants
Quote from: Martin on June 30, 2010, 12:13:56 PM
http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/dont-shit-your-pants
I just wasted 20 minutes playing that. baddood;
I went there a few weeks ago.
The service was absolutely terrible. They gave us the wrong shit twice.
So I walked out without paying.
i've still never been to a buffalo wild wings
If you think spicy food is bad, try taking a shit after anal.
Drink a whole bottle of NyQuill. And a half-tub of icecream will cancel out the hellish flames that are going to erupt out of your asscrack in about 4 hours.
Quote from: Clodius on June 30, 2010, 06:19:21 PM
If you think spicy food is bad, try taking a shit after anal.
lolwut
thanks for sharing
ur a baby
did u ever poop
Quote from: Sir Popsicle the Sesquipedalian on June 30, 2010, 12:00:05 AM
Everything that exists is almost entirely made up of empty space. Everything that is anything is barely even there. You and everyone you love hangs onto existence by a thread.
Sleep tight.
boy I sure was 19 once
i actually shit my pants earlier this year
while i was walking to school, too
Quote from: antmaster5000 on March 22, 2016, 07:00:49 PM
i actually shit my pants earlier this year
while i was walking to school, too
how did this happen gingerdave?
it was really weird actually
when i lived at my first apartment in bangkok i had around a 45 minute commute to school, and i would walk for 30 minutes of it after taking a bus.
i got off the bus and had to poop. figured it would be okay by the time i got to school (no public restrooms anywhere ofc). when i got within maybe 10 minutes of school it became unbearable. the point where it was the only thing i could focus on and i was sweating and actively trying to not poop. as i approached school it became so bad that i decided to squeeze just a little bit out (i swear this was rational). i squeezed a bit out and realized that i had opened the floodgates. i didn't even bother signing in and went straight to the bathroom. thank god i was the only one in the bathroom, as that's when it all started coming out and to my demise, i noticed that some feces had fallen out of my pants and was on the bathroom floor. i quickly cleaned it up and pooped out the little remaining poop that was still in my large intestine. i threw my underwear away and cleaned some shit off of my shoes
i was really scared that shit fell out of my pants before i was in the bathroom but i am pretty sure i held it together until then
it was probably one of my lowest points and i still have no idea why i had to shit so god damn bad all of a sudden, especially because it wasn't even diarrhea or anything. frantically walking past students while i had shit in my pants was really damn bizarre
Quote from: Snowy on March 22, 2016, 07:22:22 PM
Quote from: Sir Popsicle the Sesquipedalian on March 22, 2016, 06:57:31 PM
Quote from: Sir Popsicle the Sesquipedalian on June 30, 2010, 12:00:05 AM
Everything that exists is almost entirely made up of empty space. Everything that is anything is barely even there. You and everyone you love hangs onto existence by a thread.
Sleep tight.
boy I sure was 19 once
how'd that work out for ya in the end?
he's dead now. that's very insensitive of you snowy TBH