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So I was cutting my nails.. err clipping I guess. It is called a nail clipper. Anyway a nail got in my eye. It just flew up at my face. It took me like five minutes to get it out. 5 minutes. I could have done so much in that time.

I fucking hate cutting/clipping my nails.

I've only had the nail on my big toe fly back at me.  It wasn't that annoying though.

Quote from: David Banner on June 11, 2010, 05:50:37 PM
I've only had the nail on my big toe fly back at me.  It wasn't that annoying though.

Did it get in your eye? It's so hard to get out because you keep blinking. Splashing water helps, but you still blink.

rar

Sometimes I started at the carpet and armies of sharp sharps of spindly spines of fabric attacked my retina and believed that they inhibited my carpet and I needed to perform spells to get rid of the bad carpet spirits.

Quote from: Analysis Paralysis on June 11, 2010, 06:01:20 PM
Sometimes I started at the carpet and armies of sharp sharps of spindly spines of fabric attacked my retina and believed that they inhibited my carpet and I needed to perform spells to get rid of the bad carpet spirits.

I hate your annoying blank lines.

On a related note, same here bro  5thgrade;

I used to bit my nails to cut them but then I got braces and I couldn't. Then I realized I was better off because it was kind of disgusting anyways.

Only once in my life have I had nail fly up at my face, and it was earlier this year too. It didn't get me in the eye though.

I'm assuming 'yes' is for 'I clip my nails'

I don't understand how you can bite through all of them, that would be a serious chore

Quote from: fluxus on June 11, 2010, 06:18:39 PM
I used to bit my nails to cut them but then I got braces and I couldn't. Then I realized I was better off because it was kind of disgusting anyways.

Braces work wonders :O

THIS IS WHY YOU ALWAYS WEAR PROTECTIVE EYEWEAR AND INDUSTRIAL-STRENGTH HELMETS WHEN CLIPPING YOUR NAILS.

 Put  contacts in inside out. They are a bitch to get out.     n_u

i bite them less now but i still bite them

Eww, you people are nasty who bite your fingernails, because then your nails are all rough and pointy. besides, you wont get any chicks if you are too lazy to even cut your nails, let alone whatever disgusting things you do.

Also, I cot a nail cutter that has this piece of rubber around it, to that the nails don't fly all over the place

Quote from: BlackDS on June 12, 2010, 10:33:40 AM
cot

(http://i46.tinypic.com/2me7jv7.jpg) psyduck;

oh noes, i put a c instead of a g, my life is over.  cry;

Quote from: BlackDS on June 12, 2010, 11:04:53 AM
oh noes, i put a c instead of a g, my life is over.  cry;

Holy hell I wish I could Dip Shit you.

Don't worry BlackDS. They all said the same thing about me at first.    n_u

You should worry BlackDS cause they never said that about me  girl;

Quote from: dead is dr seuss on June 12, 2010, 03:14:18 PM
what a pussy

Not this man should be dip shat!

Quote from: BlackDS on June 12, 2010, 05:06:35 PM
Not this man should be dip shat!

God, shoot me now.

I eat my nails; there are fingernails in my stool.

Cool proper use of the english language, self. That not was supposed to be now.

Quote from: BlackDS on June 12, 2010, 08:37:14 PM
Cool proper use of the english language, self. That not was supposed to be now.

that doesn't change the fact that you post like a retard

Quote from: BlackDS on June 12, 2010, 10:33:40 AM
Also, I cot a nail cutter that has this piece of rubber around it, to that the nails don't fly all over the place

lolwut

Also what the fuck last.fm isn't updating my plays. Or Banshee is screwed up D: