There's $600 in my PayPal account that's not mine because I sold something for a friend on eBay, but I want it
Take the money and move to a new city doodella;
I have a couple of people that give me money up to around a couple hundred, but there was a time where I've lost some of their money (I keep them in my pocket and it slips out sometimes because I store other shit in there) and they've asked for it the next day. :'(