Tonight was my sister's graduation and I attended such. This lead me to develop several stories for you all.
The first of which begins with the drive there. As parking at the high school is always scarce I rode with my grandfather, mother, and brother. Traffic on the way was dense and we ended up being in a lane next to a red car full of imbeciles from Arizona(probably angsty because they have people like mccain and brewer representing them). They started yelling at my grandfather, and then got a bit ahead in traffic. At the next light we ended up next to them and the were still giggling like the stupid little douchenozzles they were. I rolled down my window and...
Me: Yo...FUCK YOU, *flips them off*
Kid in car: *mumbles something, flips me off*
Me: Fuck you, you little bitches
Kids just were like D::
My mom was all: ಠ_ಠ
I WAS SUCCESSFUL.
The third of such stories(lol second was kind of dumb i dont feel like sharing it) occurred after we went out for chinese food. I held the door open for some women and she said i was a GENTLEMEN and told my family this and that there are many trash men out there but i was not and i would do good in life. i think she was drunk but it was all cool because i am a fucking p i m p.
I love being awesome. baddood;
You should have asked that lady for her number like the P I M P you are
Quote from: Techo 1/2 on June 04, 2010, 08:24:48 PM
You should have asked that lady for her number like the P I M P you are
she was like 30-40 unless she was COUGAR it would not work n_u
hahahaha damn jmv you are badass indeed oh yes
Quote from: Travis on June 04, 2010, 08:25:52 PM
hahahaha damn jmv you are badass indeed oh yes
i know. i run boyah to try to rub it off on you guys.
Quote from: Khadafi on June 04, 2010, 08:25:44 PM
she was like 30-40 unless she was COUGAR it would not work n_u
Pfft I bet with you every older woman is a cougar BADASS
i tried the fuck you thing with some stupid ass sophomores. it didn't work very well, i almost got into a fight. i think i need to ditch the glasses.
congratulations on your victories. dont overexert yourself, you have many more battles ahead of you akudood;
JMV is starting to realize his super powers. n_u
wow you're so cool i wish i was you
Quote from: Khadafi on June 04, 2010, 08:28:40 PM
i know. i run boyah to try to rub it off on you guys.
They day I joined Boyah my penis grew five inches.
Wait there were three stories in there? I only read two...