Poll
Question:
Do you stand or sit to wipe? Crumple the toilet paper or fold? Vote only once in each pair please.
Option 1: Stand
votes: 11
Option 2: Sit
votes: 15
Option 3: Crumple
votes: 12
Option 4: Fold
votes: 11
I knew there were crumplers and folders out there but until today I had no idea there were people in the world who sat down while they wiped their ass. It seems completely counter-intuitive to me.
standing up whilst having shit between your asscheeks feels disgusting. only stand up after it's sufficiently clean. also fold
sit and crumple because i'm not a faggot
crumpling makes pieces fall out and into your ASSHOLE
Sit and fold. In fact I'm in the bathroom, sitting on the toilet AS WE SPEAK.
Stand and crumple...
I never feel "shit between my asscheeks"
Quote from: YPR on June 02, 2010, 07:10:04 PM
Stand and crumple...
I never feel "shit between my asscheeks"
you're shitting wrong
Quote from: YPR on June 02, 2010, 07:12:55 PM
I'm shitting better n_u
do you spread your asscheeks before you shit or something
Quote from: Travis on June 02, 2010, 07:14:21 PM
do you spread your asscheeks before you shit or something
No sir huhdoodame;
Quote from: YPR on June 02, 2010, 07:16:05 PM
No sir huhdoodame;
yeah well i bet fecal particles leak out your ass after you stand up so THERE
Bidet option please. bassir;
Stand and crumple. Never had any problems.
Quote from: FAMY2 on June 02, 2010, 07:18:27 PM
Bidet option please. bassir;
Only you Rae, only you. O_0
this is why you use water. no fecal matter gets left behind. seriously out of all the hygenic habits the europeans took from the arabs, why couldn't they have taken that one? it would make going to a public restroom suck less.
oh, sit and crumple. who stands while shitting?
draw huge crumple--dip--swipe...discard--repeat as necessary for a smooth, clean, humidity controlled crevice--while not in a standing position. doodthing;
I don't even see how it would work sitting... Only way I can see would cause your hand to come dangerously close to water
Quote from: YPR on June 02, 2010, 07:43:32 PM
I don't even see how it would work sitting... Only way I can see would cause your hand to come dangerously close to water
Those are some long-ass fingers you've got there. n_u
Quote from: FDR on June 02, 2010, 07:37:21 PM
this is why you use water. no fecal matter gets left behind. seriously out of all the hygenic habits the europeans took from the arabs, why couldn't they have taken that one? it would make going to a public restroom suck less.
oh, sit and crumple. who stands while shitting?
Bidets are still popular in some Southern European areas. n_u
Quote from: FDR on June 02, 2010, 07:37:21 PM
oh, sit and crumple. who stands while shitting?
You stand after shitting because
it makes sense that way. I tried sitting while wiping today and it comes close to the top of the list of the most awkward things I've ever done in my life.
trust me dude. i used to be a stand and crumple kind of guy, but i've done a complete 180 and it's better this way
I'm perfectly fine standing for half a minute, I see no need to start learning how to awkwardly wipe while sitting 20 years in sillydood;
Quote from: YPR on June 02, 2010, 08:11:38 PM
I'm perfectly fine standing for half a minute, I see no need to start learning how to awkwardly wipe while sitting 20 years in sillydood;
YOU'RE NOT PERFECTLY FINE. YOU'RE GOING TO DO THIS
Quote from: Travis on June 02, 2010, 08:12:27 PM
YOU'RE NOT PERFECTLY FINE. YOU'RE GOING TO DO THIS
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU
i sit and stand at the same time.
Baby wipes. baddood;
Stand and fold, because I:
a) Don't want to miss anything
b) Don't want the paper to fall apart in my ass
c) Don't want to accidentally get shit on my hand
Quote from: fluxus on June 03, 2010, 04:14:03 PM
Stand and fold, because I:
a) Don't want to miss anything
b) Don't want the paper to fall apart in my ass
c) Don't want to accidentally get shit on my hand
b) dont shove it so far in |:
c) wash your hands gross man |:
i stand and spread my ass in front of the mirror for LASER PRECISION UNLEASH THE BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: FDR on June 03, 2010, 04:57:01 PM
b) dont shove it so far in |:
c) wash your hands gross man |:
b) still baddood;
c) of course i do but god damn id still like to avoid that to begin with baddood;
If you add the first two results percentages its higher than the second two results. O.o
Who wipes nowadays?
Just eat a lot of cheese and it all comes out in one big clump
Nothing stays behind! O_0
Quote from: BlackDS on June 06, 2010, 06:15:43 PM
Who wipes nowadays?
Just eat a lot of cheese and it all comes out in one big clump
Nothing stays behind! O_0
Huh?
Anyways, I use to stand when I was seven years old... Then I became lazy and decided to sit. I think it's better in every way possible.
I still don't understand the crumple at all.
I don't understand the fold
or the sit
too many folding faggots!
Sitting and folding is most popular, fuck yes!
Quote from: TheSequel on June 06, 2010, 11:21:32 PM
Sitting and folding is most popular, fuck yes!
Too bad folding is tied with crumpling. n_u
Quote from: DAVID DOWNER on June 06, 2010, 11:36:04 PM
Too bad folding is tied with crumpling. n_u
Too bad crumpling is ahead of folding n_u