Poll
Question:
right or left?
Option 1: right
votes: 10
Option 2: left
votes: 7
everyone's done it once. i thought everyone was a lefty though.
also i just dented my computer screen fuck
you shouldn't jerk it so hard. computers are expensive.
i'm an ambidextrous masturbater
left
using the right is impossible
how can you navigate the internet with your right hand if you're busy "navigating" someting else with it akudood;
I've never masturbated whilst looking at my computer
i'm right handed, and i jerk with my right hand. i use a laptop w/ a touchpad so navigating the internets is not an issue.
Quote from: Boyager on May 08, 2010, 10:12:55 PM
left
using the right is impossible
how can you navigate the internet with your right hand if you're busy "navigating" someting else with it akudood;
who says you have to navigate the internet whilst masturbating?
kids these days have no imagination, i tell ya
mostly right, but i can do both
BOTH
Left when I'm using some sort of lubricant, right when I'm not.
my third hand yes;
Why is this part of the forum about Masterbation?
because you touch yourself at night.
nerp
pff masturbation. Just get a really horny girlfriend. baddood;
Also, Left. But i also as a derpy little kid, the first time i fapped i thought i pissed myself
i change between hands
Quote from: Boyager on May 08, 2010, 10:12:55 PM
leftw
using the right is impossible
how can you navigate the internet with your right hand if you're busy "navigating" someting else with it akudood;
i agree aaron
Quote from: Boyager on June 08, 2010, 07:47:18 PM
pff masturbation. Just get a really horny girlfriend. baddood;
Also, Left. But i also as a derpy little kid, the first time i fapped i thought i pissed myself
i thought i was bleeding from the penis and i was about to die. what a horrible morning. ruined my entire snow day.
I do the nasty with your hand giggle;
I wipe my ass with my fingers not my hands.
confuseddood;
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2010, 08:22:21 PM
I wipe my ass with my fingers not my hands.
confuseddood;
FUCK YOU, YOU VILE, WORTHLESS CUNT
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2010, 08:23:54 PM
FUCK YOU, YOU VILE, WORTHLESS CUNT
This reaction made me moist.
none because i stopped fapping, again, for like the fourth time akudood;
Quote from: Boyager on June 29, 2010, 03:50:53 PM
none because i stopped fapping, again, for like the fourth time akudood;
good for you. retard
Quote from: Boyager on June 29, 2010, 03:52:46 PM
good for you. retard
i made this thread i have the right to post that akudood;