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Title: Trees Blossoming
Post by: Wrench on April 16, 2010, 04:16:21 AM
So on my campus and some areas around where I live, there are these trees with white petals growing with them. Just any other trees, right? Wrong. Yesterday as I walking to my car from school, I walked past some of these. All of a sudden, it smelled like someone creamed fucking everywhere. I literally thought someone jizzed over here. Then, as I am driving home, I drive by the same kind of trees and EYWGDEHSFH THE JIZZ SMELL TOOK OVER MY CAR. My friend told me that they smell like that whenever they are blossoming. ugly;

Do you guys have these kind of trees? lol
Title: Re: Trees Blossoming
Post by: FAMY2 on April 16, 2010, 04:46:11 AM
Magnolias? 

(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g270/m6mm2m/Magnolia_stellata_plant.jpg)

There are tons of them here too.
Title: Re: Trees Blossoming
Post by: Wrench on April 16, 2010, 06:07:45 AM
Quote from: FAMY2 on April 16, 2010, 04:46:11 AM
Magnolias? 

[spoiler](http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g270/m6mm2m/Magnolia_stellata_plant.jpg)[/spoiler]

There are tons of them here too.

Yes! Those little devils. LOL

Aren't they just pleasant?
Title: Re: Trees Blossoming
Post by: Travis on April 16, 2010, 10:01:44 AM
does jizz even have a smell?
Title: Re: Trees Blossoming
Post by: Wrench on April 16, 2010, 10:05:32 AM
Quote from: Travis on April 16, 2010, 10:01:44 AM
does jizz even have a smell?

1. Locate pictures of JMV's legs
2. Masturbate to them
3. Right before cumming, put your left hand in front of your pee hole.
4. Catch the jizz
5. Bring to nose and smell
6. ???
7. PROFIT!!!
Title: Re: Trees Blossoming
Post by: Cookie on April 16, 2010, 11:57:30 AM
Yeah we have some of those. Here they smell like urine.
Title: Re: Trees Blossoming
Post by: Classic on April 16, 2010, 12:01:52 PM
Quote from: Travis on April 16, 2010, 10:01:44 AM
does jizz even have a smell?

The best way I can describe it is a bleachy smell.
Title: Re: Trees Blossoming
Post by: ?????? on April 16, 2010, 12:05:55 PM
Flower petals swirl around me while I listen to music.
In your fucking face.

Although, I almost poked my eye out with an unknown branch that was behind my head.  cjlubdoods;
Title: Re: Trees Blossoming
Post by: Andria on April 16, 2010, 12:15:17 PM
Quote from: Analysis Paralysis on April 16, 2010, 12:05:55 PM
Flower petals swirl around me while I listen to music.
In your fucking face.

Although, I almost poked my eye out with an unknown branch that was behind my head.  cjlubdoods;

I would take almost poking my eye out over having a piece of tree fly down my throat and almost choking me to death any day.  baddood;

And there are a ton of those trees at my school so the smelly flowers are everywhere
Title: Re: Trees Blossoming
Post by: snorkel on April 17, 2010, 01:21:17 PM
No I've never seen those
Title: Re: Trees Blossoming
Post by: Mando Pandango on April 17, 2010, 01:35:07 PM
Quote from: Travis on April 16, 2010, 10:01:44 AM
does jizz even have a smell?
How do you not notice the smell of jizz. Hell you don't even need to catch it, just smell your hand after wanking.
Title: Re: Trees Blossoming
Post by: Travis on April 17, 2010, 01:35:58 PM
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on April 17, 2010, 01:35:07 PM
How do you not notice the smell of jizz. Hell you don't even need to catch it, just smell your hand after wanking.
not much of a smell really
Title: Re: Trees Blossoming
Post by: Mando Pandango on April 17, 2010, 01:38:20 PM
WELL GOSH I GUESS MY JIZZ JUST HAS A STRONG SMELL
Title: Re: Trees Blossoming
Post by: LCK on April 17, 2010, 01:41:27 PM
Quote from: Travis on April 17, 2010, 01:35:58 PM
not much of a smell really
wat

Quote from: Man of Popsicle on April 17, 2010, 01:38:20 PM
WELL GOSH I GUESS MY JIZZ JUST HAS A STRONG SMELL

you're not alone, travis is just a freak wariodood;
Title: Re: Trees Blossoming
Post by: Travis on April 17, 2010, 01:43:06 PM
shut up  cry;
Title: Re: Trees Blossoming
Post by: Classic on April 17, 2010, 01:54:41 PM
He must have a weak sense of smell.
Title: Re: Trees Blossoming
Post by: Travis on April 17, 2010, 01:57:11 PM
no  doodthing;
Title: Re: Trees Blossoming
Post by: Classic on April 17, 2010, 01:58:13 PM
Quote from: Travis on April 17, 2010, 01:57:11 PM
no  doodthing;

It has an obnoxiously noticeable smell.  n_u
Title: Re: Trees Blossoming
Post by: Travis on April 17, 2010, 01:59:03 PM
I GUESS I'M JUST DIFFERENT
Title: Re: Trees Blossoming
Post by: Classic on April 17, 2010, 01:59:50 PM
Quote from: Travis on April 17, 2010, 01:59:03 PM
I GUESS I'M JUST DIFFERENT

AND GOD DAMMIT HOW DARE YOU BE DIFFERENT  akudood;
Title: Re: Trees Blossoming
Post by: ME## on April 17, 2010, 02:01:59 PM
I don't think I have ever seen one of these plants in question. befuddlement
Title: Re: Trees Blossoming
Post by: Wrench on April 17, 2010, 09:48:36 PM
Travis has inferior jizz akudood;
Title: Re: Trees Blossoming
Post by: Travis on April 17, 2010, 09:55:34 PM
Quote from: Wrench on April 17, 2010, 09:48:36 PM
Travis has inferior jizz akudood;
more volume than you pal  akudood;
Title: Re: Trees Blossoming
Post by: Wrench on April 17, 2010, 09:55:53 PM
Quote from: Travis on April 17, 2010, 09:55:34 PM
more volume than you pal  akudood;

But I got better quality bassir;
Title: Re: Trees Blossoming
Post by: Classic on April 17, 2010, 09:56:46 PM
I think proof is to be collected.

Edit: Forgot Travis is a young 'un.  Never mind. sillydood;
Title: Re: Trees Blossoming
Post by: Travis on April 17, 2010, 09:59:57 PM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on April 17, 2010, 09:56:46 PM
I think proof is to be collected.

Edit: Forgot Travis is a young 'un.  Never mind. sillydood;
what lol