And Vincent Van Gogh fucked the town drunk whore. And lived with her
We learn this kind of stuff in Art I everyday
I think their accomplishments kind of make up for their flaws.
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on December 03, 2009, 09:35:10 AM
I think their accomplishments kind of make up for their flaws.
Leonardo was also a bastard who would have never painted if he was a legitimate child
WITH WHOM HERE?
Da Vinci might have been a girl
Our art classes consist of swearing and religious arguments and bad music.
But the teacher is the coolest guy ever.
schrödinger had dozens of girlfriends throughout his marriage wariodood;
i find it hard to believe Da Vinci never touched a boob
My art class consisted of drawing random crap the art teacher set up while he sat at his desk talking about comics and movies with students and playing 40's jazz and The Beatles on the boombox he had in the back. hocuspocus;
He sure drew many of them, how did getting milk from his mother work?
and he cut up corpses. i would be shocked if he didn't cop a slight and innocent feel here and there
Quote from: Socks on December 03, 2009, 09:49:11 AM
and he cut up corpses. i would be shocked if he didn't cop a slight and innocent feel here and there
He never touched a boob in a passionate sense, like hugging your girl... topless... with your hands
If you were hugging her wouldn't your hands be on her back? huhdoodame;
Quote from: Porter on December 03, 2009, 09:51:38 AM
He never touched a boob in a passionate sense, like hugging your girl... topless... with your hands
live boob, dead boob, passionate grab, curious cup, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DIFFERENCE? they all feel like bags of sand
Michelangelo was so much cooler.
And he banged the shit out of this hot chick.
wait who said that
why would i do that
Quote from: Veal on December 03, 2009, 10:02:56 AM
why would i do that
because you're a fortune telling dwarf
Quote from: Cookie on December 03, 2009, 09:45:40 AM
He sure drew many of them, how did getting milk from his mother work?
That's what I'm thinking. akudood;
your sig sucks
also leonardo fucked april
leonardo was rollin with these bad boys:
(http://www.florenceholidays.com/images/Stemma-Medici.jpg)
da vinci owes his entire career to the medici family, the family that bought their way into the papacy and hosted orgies in the vatican. it's most likely that SOMEONE hooked up leonardo.
Van Gogh's still the best
MICHELANGELO'S THE BEST
no actually raphael
Quote from: Veal on December 03, 2009, 12:54:41 PM
MICHELANGELO'S THE BEST
no actually raphael
it's clearly Monet or Dali
FUCK YEAH DALI
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/24/Salvador_Dal%C3%AD_1939.jpg)
dali wins best hair thread because leonardo never touched a boob?
I speak on behalf of Skylark when I say that Dali wins.
Quote from: Socks on December 03, 2009, 12:56:32 PM
it's clearly Monet or Dali
Monet and Dali are repulsive hacks.
Quote from: Veal on December 03, 2009, 02:13:26 PM
Monet and Dali are repulsive hacks.
THE ART SCHOOL STUDENT HAS SPOKEN.
Quote from: Veal on December 03, 2009, 02:13:26 PM
Monet and Dali are repulsive hacks.
at least they're not douche bags like Rembrandt or Picasso
Quote from: Slim on December 03, 2009, 02:28:14 PM
THE ART SCHOOL STUDENT HAS SPOKEN.
REAL art school students would love Monet and Dali. But mostly Pollock.
I'm just a poser.
Pollock SUCKS akudood;
My high school art teacher was really liberal and open-minded and would talk to us about all sorts of stuff like religion and sex.
I read that as Leonardo Dicaprio...
LEONARDO DA VINCI was gay.
That's why he never touched a boob.