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Title: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: Bushy on December 03, 2009, 09:34:29 AM
And Vincent Van Gogh fucked the town drunk whore. And lived with her

We learn this kind of stuff in Art I everyday
Title: Re: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: Mando Pandango on December 03, 2009, 09:35:10 AM
I think their accomplishments kind of make up for their flaws.
Title: Re: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: Bushy on December 03, 2009, 09:36:58 AM
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on December 03, 2009, 09:35:10 AM
I think their accomplishments kind of make up for their flaws.
Leonardo was also a bastard who would have never painted if he was a legitimate child
Title: Re: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: ME## on December 03, 2009, 09:38:07 AM
WITH WHOM HERE?
Title: Re: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: Andria on December 03, 2009, 09:39:15 AM
Da Vinci might have been a girl
Title: Re: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on December 03, 2009, 09:40:56 AM
Our art classes consist of swearing and religious arguments and bad music.

But the teacher is the coolest guy ever.
Title: Re: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on December 03, 2009, 09:43:22 AM
schrödinger had dozens of girlfriends throughout his marriage wariodood;
Title: Re: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: Socks on December 03, 2009, 09:43:35 AM
i find it hard to believe Da Vinci never touched a boob
Title: Re: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: Placebo Headwound on December 03, 2009, 09:45:15 AM
My art class consisted of drawing random crap the art teacher set up while he sat at his desk talking about comics and movies with students and playing 40's jazz and The Beatles on the boombox he had in the back. hocuspocus;
Title: Re: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: Cookie on December 03, 2009, 09:45:40 AM
He sure drew many of them, how did getting milk from his mother work?
Title: Re: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: Socks on December 03, 2009, 09:49:11 AM
and he cut up corpses. i would be shocked if he didn't cop a slight and innocent feel here and there
Title: Re: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: Bushy on December 03, 2009, 09:51:38 AM
Quote from: Socks on December 03, 2009, 09:49:11 AM
and he cut up corpses. i would be shocked if he didn't cop a slight and innocent feel here and there
He never touched a boob in a passionate sense, like hugging your girl... topless... with your hands
Title: Re: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: Andria on December 03, 2009, 09:54:12 AM
If you were hugging her wouldn't your hands be on her back?  huhdoodame;
Title: Re: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: Socks on December 03, 2009, 09:56:25 AM
Quote from: Porter on December 03, 2009, 09:51:38 AM
He never touched a boob in a passionate sense, like hugging your girl... topless... with your hands

live boob, dead boob, passionate grab, curious cup, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DIFFERENCE? they all feel like bags of sand
Title: Re: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: Veal on December 03, 2009, 09:59:24 AM
Michelangelo was so much cooler.

And he banged the shit out of this hot chick.
Title: Re: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: Veal on December 03, 2009, 09:59:46 AM
wait who said that
Title: Re: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: Bushy on December 03, 2009, 10:02:12 AM
Quote from: Veal on December 03, 2009, 09:59:46 AM
wait who said that
...

You?
Title: Re: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: Veal on December 03, 2009, 10:02:56 AM
why would i do that
Title: Re: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: Socks on December 03, 2009, 10:03:38 AM
Quote from: Veal on December 03, 2009, 10:02:56 AM
why would i do that

because you're a fortune telling dwarf
Title: Re: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: Dullahan on December 03, 2009, 10:23:15 AM
Quote from: Cookie on December 03, 2009, 09:45:40 AM
He sure drew many of them, how did getting milk from his mother work?
That's what I'm thinking.  akudood;
Title: Re: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: Daddy on December 03, 2009, 11:09:29 AM
your sig sucks


also leonardo fucked april
Title: Re: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: sans culottes on December 03, 2009, 11:38:31 AM
leonardo was rollin with these bad boys:

(http://www.florenceholidays.com/images/Stemma-Medici.jpg)

da vinci owes his entire career to the medici family, the family that bought their way into the papacy and hosted orgies in the vatican. it's most likely that SOMEONE hooked up leonardo.
Title: Re: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: YPrrrr on December 03, 2009, 12:42:48 PM
Van Gogh's still the best
Title: Re: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: Veal on December 03, 2009, 12:54:41 PM
MICHELANGELO'S THE BEST

no actually raphael
Title: Re: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: Socks on December 03, 2009, 12:56:32 PM
Quote from: Veal on December 03, 2009, 12:54:41 PM
MICHELANGELO'S THE BEST

no actually raphael

it's clearly Monet or Dali
Title: Re: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: sans culottes on December 03, 2009, 01:12:23 PM
FUCK YEAH DALI

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/24/Salvador_Dal%C3%AD_1939.jpg)
Title: Re: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: Socks on December 03, 2009, 01:14:21 PM
dali wins best hair thread because leonardo never touched a boob?
Title: Re: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: Hiro on December 03, 2009, 02:12:05 PM
I speak on behalf of Skylark when I say that Dali wins.
Title: Re: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: Veal on December 03, 2009, 02:13:26 PM
Quote from: Socks on December 03, 2009, 12:56:32 PM
it's clearly Monet or Dali

Monet and Dali are repulsive hacks.
Title: Re: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: Slim on December 03, 2009, 02:28:14 PM
Quote from: Veal on December 03, 2009, 02:13:26 PM
Monet and Dali are repulsive hacks.


THE ART SCHOOL STUDENT HAS SPOKEN.
Title: Re: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: Socks on December 03, 2009, 02:32:01 PM
Quote from: Veal on December 03, 2009, 02:13:26 PM
Monet and Dali are repulsive hacks.

at least they're not douche bags like Rembrandt or Picasso
Title: Re: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: Veal on December 03, 2009, 02:38:29 PM
Quote from: Slim on December 03, 2009, 02:28:14 PM
THE ART SCHOOL STUDENT HAS SPOKEN.

REAL art school students would love Monet and Dali. But mostly Pollock.

I'm just a poser.
Title: Re: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: YPrrrr on December 03, 2009, 03:07:49 PM
Pollock SUCKS akudood;
Title: Re: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: Zach on December 03, 2009, 03:51:28 PM
My high school art teacher was really liberal and open-minded and would talk to us about all sorts of stuff like religion and sex.
Title: Re: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: Socks on December 03, 2009, 03:55:46 PM
Quote from: YPR on December 03, 2009, 03:07:49 PM
Pollock SUCKS akudood;

Chuck Close does not SUCK
Title: Re: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: Walter on December 03, 2009, 05:15:01 PM
I read that as Leonardo Dicaprio...
Title: Re: Leonardo Da Vinci never touched a boob
Post by: Minus; on April 07, 2010, 05:03:03 PM
LEONARDO DA VINCI was gay.
That's why he never touched a boob.