i asked a girl to get me a sock for christmas and another girl said i would jack off in it and i'm like "wtf no"
if you were asked for a sock for christmas, would you asume the person wishes to jerk it in it?
That was my first thought before i even clicked the thread
Why would you ask for one sock
this girl i really liked once thought i got my name from jerking off in socks. i politely told her no, although i do indeed jerk off in socks from time to time
So people actually call you that? How did you get the name?
Quote from: Boyager on December 03, 2009, 12:19:06 AM
So people actually call you that? How did you get the name?
i'm wanted in 2 continents for socks theft. I'm blacklisted at Marshalls, Maceys, and Boscov.
[spoiler]i was a fagit my first semester of collage, so i pretty much wore flip flops every other day.
i would go to the gym to play basketball with whoever would be there. needless to say, the majority of the people there were of the dark variety.
so the gym supervisor would not let me play with flip flops, well, I played in my socks for like a week straight.
the rest is boring history. [/spoiler]
That's probably why your toes have been sticking together.
Quote from: The Tricker on December 03, 2009, 08:18:38 AM
That's probably why your toes have been sticking together.
fuck, the worst feeling is spilling something wet and possibly sticky on your toes
it's even worse if you JUST took off your warm socks off god damn it :'(