I was in my campus library today plugging away at a paper when this chick comes waltzing in all suave-like, donning a handful of books and a cup of overpriced coffee from the shop next door. She walked past the big red "No food or beverages" sign, walked past the librarian who noticed the drink dangling from her hand and marched defiantly to a table of her giggling pals, high heels leaving dents in the carpet.
She looks back at the librarian who's now approaching her, puts up a face towards her amigas and bumps into the side of a sofa.
Heels slip.
Purse drops.
Left leg collapses and coffee flies and flies.
It topples forward, smashes against the edge of their table and splashes evenly on her friends who all jumped, screaming.
I finished my paper. Picked my girlfriend up and had a mushy dinner. Got home to my apartment and laughed and laughed and laughed, appreciating.
Sometimes things are fantastic.
And that was the story of that.
That was in all likelihood the greatest post ever on Boyah. Excellent writing. I want to make it into a short film, it was that good.
That'll teach her.
That's what she gets for being a woman.
wait, you didn't point and laugh? wat
Quote from: Boysenberry Magnetism on December 06, 2009, 12:33:04 AM
wait, you didn't point and laugh? wat
You really don't get it, do you?
Quote from: Freud and His Friend:Jung on December 06, 2009, 07:55:55 AM
It's called autism.
why are you bringing that up
zidone hasn't posted in this thread yet
Quote from: Pancake Persona on December 06, 2009, 07:58:20 AM
why are you bringing that up
zidone hasn't posted in this thread yet
autism has a broad spectrum
zidone's probably near the low-functioning part of it
he may even be lucky to be coupled with rett's syndrome <3
Was the coffee still hot? or were the girls just screaming because they got their clothes stained?
If it was the latter then that's hilarious, the former, not so much if you have some empathy.
I enjoyed this post very much. :3
Quote from: Selkie on December 06, 2009, 11:21:00 AM
Was the coffee still hot? or were the girls just screaming because they got their clothes stained?
If it was the latter then that's hilarious, the former, not so much if you have some empathy.
The hotter the coffee, the funnier it is.
Quote from: Slim on December 06, 2009, 04:13:33 PM
The hotter the coffee, the funnier it is.
SPEAKER OF TRUTHS