what are you all getting me for my big 21st? giggle;
strippers
what do you want
I'll buy you the moon giggle; then we can rename it Kazland and make millions
Quote from: Lain on November 26, 2009, 09:54:32 AM
idk cool stuff
i have a really really old copy (1922 or prior) of The Book of Snobs & Travels in London by William Makepeace Thackeray bassir;
Quote from: Echo on November 26, 2009, 09:55:03 AM
I'll buy you the moon giggle; then we can rename it Kazland and make millions
omg giggle;
Quote from: Socks on November 26, 2009, 09:57:03 AM
i have a really really old copy (1922 or prior) of The Book of Snobs & Travels in London by William Makepeace Thackeray bassir;
that's pretty cook
Quote from: Lain on November 26, 2009, 09:58:28 AM
that's pretty cook
i gave a first edition Resurrection to some broad i dated. now i have no qualms about giving this away, for a worth cause of course giggle;
A happy birthday pm.
A thread title. giggle;
I'm going to get you drunk
a sense of humor
Quote from: Lain on November 26, 2009, 10:26:06 AM
hey, it's working already! haha!
i didn't even give it to you yet you're a fraud!
buy me something for all my past birthdays and i'll get you something
A fleshlight. :|
my heart
Quote from: steal on November 26, 2009, 01:20:05 PM
Cancer.
just be here tomorrow and it'll be enough for me giggle;
i'm getting you drunk
I'll finish your music pack? Hehehe.
My undying love and affection. cjlubdoods;
Used dildos off of eBay
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on November 26, 2009, 03:22:22 PM
I'll finish your music pack? Hehehe.
My undying love and affection. cjlubdoods;
oh my god reading what you have to say about it would be the highlight of my day on boyah tomorrow if you really did that
but please take your time <3
and your undying love and affection is more than enough for me
Quote from: Houdini on November 26, 2009, 03:25:32 PM
Used dildos off of eBay
used by you i hope
i'll send you luts giggle;
Quote from: Lain on November 26, 2009, 04:39:39 PM
used by you i hope
why would i put them up on ebay if i'm just going to buy them
but yes
Quote from: Houdini on November 26, 2009, 04:42:51 PM
why would i put them up on ebay if i'm just going to buy them
but yes
because you seem ballsy enough to go through the trouble
Quote from: Lain on November 26, 2009, 04:43:34 PM
because you seem ballsy enough to go through the trouble
I don't have balls; I cut them off as I was running from the police on a ton of PCP
Quote from: Houdini on November 26, 2009, 04:59:08 PM
I don't have balls; I cut them off as I was running from the police on a ton of PCP
why did you cut them off?
Quote from: Lain on November 26, 2009, 05:00:02 PM
why did you cut them off?
so the police would stop chasing me. DUH
oh so sort of like how Medea killed her brother Absyrtus and threw his pieces in the water to distract her father, the king of Colchis, as she fled with Jason while the king pursued them
Quote from: Lain on November 26, 2009, 05:12:01 PM
oh so sort of like how Medea killed her brother Absyrtus and threw his pieces in the water to distract her father, the king of Colchis, as she fled with Jason while the king pursued them
I have no idea what the fuck you just said. I'm immune to Greek tragedy
The Greeks LOVED balls, though!
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on November 26, 2009, 05:17:37 PM
The Greeks LOVED balls, though!
Oh did they EVER. Those guys made some really wild statues, or so I've been told.
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on November 26, 2009, 05:17:37 PM
The Greeks LOVED balls, though!
and dicks. their most important god chopped off his dad's dick
i mean really that's pretty badass
Quote from: Lain on November 26, 2009, 05:26:19 PM
and dicks. their most important god chopped off his dad's dick
i mean really that's pretty badass
Zeus cut of Cronus' dong? Is that seriously in their mythology? I wouldn't be surprised, but still. Damn.
actually i got that wrong, Cronos cut off his dad's dick
who was the sky, but i don't remember his name. the earth, Gaia, told her son Cronos to do it.
then he threw the dismembered penis into the ocean and it formed Aphrodite
My ancestors were the most badass story tellers ever. baddood;
Quote from: Lain on November 26, 2009, 05:35:26 PM
actually i got that wrong, Cronos cut off his dad's dick
who was the sky, but i don't remember his name. the earth, Gaia, told her son Cronos to do it.
then he threw the dismembered penis into the ocean and it formed Aphrodite
god I love Greek mythology
Quote from: Houdini on November 26, 2009, 05:49:45 PM
god I love Greek mythology
But you're immune to the tragedy, huh?
I wonder if modern Greek police are susceptible to balls. Hmm.
Quote from: Lain on November 26, 2009, 05:12:01 PM
oh so sort of like how Medea killed her brother Absyrtus and threw his pieces in the water to distract her father, the king of Colchis, as she fled with Jason while the king pursued them
Medea Goes to Jail
what would you like? giggle;
travel down south a bit and i've got a present for you
Quote from: Trevor on November 27, 2009, 06:28:08 AM
travel down south a bit and i've got a present for you
Why does kaz get all the good shit
Quote from: Lain on November 27, 2009, 11:31:14 AM
penis giggle;
If only you had told us sooner, I have one right here saddood;