I have the crispiest, most delicious goddamn turkey in the kitchen and the goddamn dog my uncle brought is trying to take it.
I forced the little rat bastard into the garage and my uncle got pissed, but damnit, it's my house and my turkey and I'm not sharing it with some goddamn mutt.
fuck you lawlz
i hope that dog kicks your ass
i would personally dip a piece of turkey in hot sauce and give it to the dog
that or stuff it with chocolate to learn
Dogs are so intelligent. n____n
Quote from: Freud and His Friend:Jung on November 26, 2009, 03:48:45 AM
i would personally dip a piece of turkey in hot sauce and give it to the dog
that or stuff it with chocolate to learn
Dogs are so intelligent. n____n
I'm not giving a single piece of turkey to that filthy beast.
I have some of this in the fridge, so I should just put it on some old lunch meat.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1e/Sriracha_hot_chili_sauce.jpg/300px-Sriracha_hot_chili_sauce.jpg)
i hope it bites you
and that it has rabies so it'll give you rabies just because you're a greedy fuck turkey fucker
Quote from: Pancake Persona on November 26, 2009, 03:50:01 AM
I'm not giving a single piece of turkey to that filthy beast.
I have some of this in the fridge, so I should just put it on some old lunch meat.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1e/Sriracha_hot_chili_sauce.jpg/300px-Sriracha_hot_chili_sauce.jpg)
mix it with some xylitol if you have any ~_^
it causes liver pain in doggies
You sick bastards.
i don't understand how pets add that extra pizazz that would otherwise be lacking and making your day suck or something. doodthing;
holy shit he brought the goddamn thing back in and now it's barking and whining
i'm going to kill it
I'm going to kill it.
Quote from: Pancake Persona on November 26, 2009, 03:56:51 AM
holy shit he brought the goddamn thing back in and now it's barking and whining
i'm going to kill it
I'm going to kill it.
kill
everyone lawlz
you know you want to
just release your inner emotions into a bloody hurricane of
rage
Quote from: Nyerp on November 26, 2009, 03:59:30 AM
kill everyone lawlz
you know you want to
just release your inner emotions into a bloody hurricane of rage
no
i just really hate dogs that are more than 30 cm tall
Quote from: Socks on November 26, 2009, 03:55:18 AM
i don't understand how pets add that extra pizazz that would otherwise be lacking and making your day suck or something. doodthing;
uuh all you do as attach bullshit emotions like trust and loyalty to a dog and
presto it makes you feel happy
Quote from: Pancake Persona on November 26, 2009, 04:00:08 AM
no
i just really hate dogs that are more than 30 cm tall
uh, the smallest dogs are usually considered the
most annoying doodhuh;
Quote from: Freud and His Friend:Jung on November 26, 2009, 04:00:19 AM
uuh all you do as attach bullshit emotions like trust and loyalty to a dog and presto it makes you feel happy
it just distracts you by the mere fact that it's there, and you're forced to devote attention to it and forget about your shitty sorry state of affairs while you pick up dog shit as it strolls along.
Quote from: Nyerp on November 26, 2009, 04:03:04 AM
uh, the smallest dogs are usually considered the most annoying doodhuh;
big dogs bite off the hands of children and jump up on tables and steal goddamn turkeys
little dogs yip and whine
this is a big dog that also yips and whines
Quote from: Socks on November 26, 2009, 04:03:42 AM
it just distracts you by the mere fact that it's there, and you're forced to devote attention to it and forget about your shitty sorry state of affairs while you pick up dog shit as it strolls along.
aww but you're forgetting one main thing saddood;
they shed their fur everywhere and make it dusty and smelly happydood;
Quote from: Pancake Persona on November 26, 2009, 04:05:05 AM
big dogs bite off the hands of children and jump up on tables and steal goddamn turkeys
little dogs yip and whine
this is a big dog that also yips and whines
it sounds cute, go pet it
why the FUCK are you posting on boyah right now when you should be dealing with your dog problem
I just pictured Lawlz wearing a Genesis shirt in his boxers wrestling a great dane over the cripsy turkey on the table. I then burst out in laughter. Lawlz, don't ever leave. giggle;
Quote from: Stagger Lee on November 26, 2009, 04:07:44 AM
why the FUCK are you posting on boyah right now when you should be dealing with your dog problem
i was trying to get away from the dog
i went out to the kitchen to carve my turkey and my goddamn uncle decided it'd be funny to open my door and let that hound in my room
i yelled at his ass and he put the dog in his car
Quote from: Hank Hill on November 26, 2009, 04:18:51 AM
I just pictured Lawlz wearing a Genesis shirt in his boxers wrestling a great dane over the cripsy turkey on the table. I then burst out in laughter. Lawlz, don't ever leave. giggle;
I dress more like this:
(http://imgur.com/Qx7RM.jpg)
Also, I have a loli wallpaper and I'm sure he saw it when he busted in my room to let his dog run around.
I feel proud. spam;
Quote from: Pancake Persona on November 26, 2009, 04:52:08 AM
Also, I have a loli wallpaper and I'm sure he saw it when he busted in my room to let his dog run around.
I feel proud. spam;
WOW
Quote from: Nyerp on November 26, 2009, 05:16:30 AM
WOW
is that a "WOW THAT'S COOL" or a "WOW YOU'RE STUPID" or a "WOW YOU'RE A FREAK"
Quote from: Pancake Persona on November 26, 2009, 05:18:14 AM
is that a "WOW THAT'S COOL" or a "WOW YOU'RE STUPID" or a "WOW YOU'RE A FREAK"
all three
Feed it your dick instead and see what happens.
Quote from: Houdini on November 26, 2009, 05:29:13 AM
Feed it your dick instead and see what happens.
loss of blood AND manhood
a 2-for-1 deal
Quote from: Nyerp on November 26, 2009, 05:33:23 AM
loss of blood AND manhood
a 2-for-1 deal
Jeepers. Is it Christmas already?
So did you kill it?
Quote from: Houdini on November 26, 2009, 05:29:13 AM
Feed it your dick instead and see what happens.
Then at least the title of this thread would make sense
Quote from: YPR on November 26, 2009, 10:26:40 AM
Then at least the title of this thread would make sense
Houdini edited the title and apparently only you noticed.
I like dogs for the most part.
But I do hate the disobedient mutts who piss and shit everywhere and bark all fucking day and night. Usually most of those are unfixed. We used to have these neighbours who owned three dogs at the corner of our street. They would let them outside unsupervised and they would go out and kill our cats. >:(
I swear... if they still lived around here, I would have taken those fuckers to a city 50 miles away from here and dropped them off.
Quote from: The Tricker on November 26, 2009, 10:36:10 AM
I like dogs for the most part.
But I do hate the disobedient mutts who piss and shit everywhere and bark all fucking day and night. Usually most of those are unfixed. We used to have these neighbours who owned three dogs at the corner of our street. They would let them outside unsupervised and they would go out and kill our cats. >:(
I swear... if they still lived around here, I would have taken those fuckers to a city 50 miles away from here and dropped them off.
Uh, if I saw a dog kill a cat I'd kill the goddamn dog.
Quote from: Pancake Persona on November 26, 2009, 10:37:28 AM
Uh, if I saw a dog kill a cat I'd kill the goddamn dog.
Don't think I wouldn't have done it either. I was still young, but pissed as well. Now that I can drive, if I saw one of those little fuckers (one which killed my favourite cat) came in front of me, I'd intentionally hit them. Cops didn't give a shit about our cats, so they wouldn't have given a shit about those dogs.
Quote from: The Tricker on November 26, 2009, 10:43:52 AM
Don't think I wouldn't have done it either. I was still young, but pissed as well. Now that I can drive, if I saw one of those little fuckers (one which killed my favourite cat) came in front of me, I'd intentionally hit them. Cops didn't give a shit about our cats, so they wouldn't have given a shit about those dogs.
uh well you don't need a car to kill a dog
you can break a couple of ribs with a slingshot, poison it with some pills in meat or chocolate, or just stab the son of a bitch
dogs are awesome and all but they belong outside jesus christ
There were friggin' 3 dogs on my Uncle's place in Maine. There was Remy, my dog, a 50 lb black lab with a lot of energy and no brain. There was Benny, Uncle's dog, a 20 lb terrier with so much more energy and ferocity. There was Jack, a 10 lb fluffball who's only purpose was to YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP at everything.
I nearly died. I dislike dogs.
Quote from: Socks on November 26, 2009, 08:17:05 PM
no pussycats there? :3
There's something about New Hampshire and a severe lack of felines.
dogs are better because a cat won't risk its own life if someone breaks in and tries to kill you. akudood;
there aren't seeing eye cats or guide cats.
I prefer personality to use.
cats have no personality
Quote from: JMV on November 27, 2009, 01:50:57 AM
cats have no personality
my cat used to hate sick motherfuckers contaminating the rest of the world with their communicable diseases
and she would attack them philip;
cats are monsters
prowling beasts