I have done the impossible people, I've found the PERFECT pillow combination.
I was at my friend's house earlier today and he went to the bathroom. Now I know I can't be the only person in the world that likes to inspect people's pillow comfortability, so I ran into his room to try them out.
AND HOLY FUCK HE'D DONE IT, HE'D FOUND THE PERFECT PILLOW COMBINATION. It consisted of three layers. 2 firm pillows with a soft on top. As I heard the toilet flush I panicked so I just grabbed the pillows and ran the fuck outa there. I may have overreacted but we had often talked about the lengths we'd go to if we found the perfect pillows. I'm sure he'd do the same.
Anyway, I get home and he text me asking where I was. To which I replied I had felt sick and left. Two hours later he text again asking if I had his pillows, after responding yes I had been dared to do it he came over to get them.
Now what he doesn't know is I've switched the pillows inside the his pillow cases with some spare pillows I had. Does this make me a bad person? And anyone else have similar stories where they've done something insane like this?
Jerk off into the pillow case before you give it back to him.
You like to test out pillow comfortablility? O_0
I should try that.
I skimmed through this post and thought he had pillows around his toilet or something.
Then I properly read it and was disappointed.
I just test everything out in my friend's house and pretend that I'm them.
"What the fuck are you doing"
"Trying out your yuppie middle class life"
Quote from: Freud and His Friend:Jung on November 25, 2009, 02:31:32 PM
I just test everything out in my friend's house and pretend that I'm them.
where is your imagination?
[spoiler]and self discipline akudood;[/spoiler]
Quote from: Socks on November 25, 2009, 02:36:08 PM
where is your imagination?
[spoiler]and self discipline akudood;[/spoiler]
I don't get what that is supposed to imply. akudood;
Also I don't care that they're being creeped out that I'm acting as a middle class kid--they're parents on the other hand find it funny.
I actually was like, "What, you guys
eat together?
Annnnd eat different shit each day?"
They had some delicious cheese steaks that I've tried to fucking recreate but couldn't--they were goddamn delicious.
Oh, but there's a dark side attached to them also--separate beds and bathrooms and shit. Plus you can sense the amount of loneliness and emptiness in their sullen, darkened eyes surrounded by a thin layer of wrinkles. happydood;
Quote from: Freud and His Friend:Jung on November 25, 2009, 02:49:02 PM
I don't get what that is supposed to imply. akudood;
no ,no, involvement in that comment only gets retarded once you get overly attached :3
Quote from: Socks on November 25, 2009, 02:51:39 PM
no ,no, involvement in that comment only gets retarded once you get overly attached :3
You make my brain fizz. happydood;
Also nu
uh, I'm not overly attached to them. They are to me though--inviting me to places with their family and friends and whatnot. I feel weird being around that kind of environment.
Sometimes I like to go over to my friends' house and try on their underwear.
Quote from: Freud and His Friend:Jung on November 25, 2009, 02:53:55 PM
You make my brain fizz. happydood;
i bet those comfy pillows make hyper's hair FUZZ happydood;
.... what am I supposed to say to this?
Quote from: TheSequel on November 25, 2009, 02:54:51 PM
Sometimes I like to go over to my friends' house and try on their underwear.
You boot fedora so that's ok
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on November 25, 2009, 05:36:52 PM
You boot fedora so that's ok
Yes, that way I don't get a virus from their underwear.
Also I'm tired of not having iTunes for Linux. And Apple's update doesn't let me sync with a jailbroken touch, and I like the update ;(
Quote from: Freud and His Friend:Jung on November 25, 2009, 02:31:32 PM
I just test everything out in my friend's house and pretend that I'm them.
you should steal a sock out of each pair for the lols
Quote from: TheSequel on November 25, 2009, 02:54:51 PM
Sometimes I like to go over to my friends' house and try on their underwear.
That's fucked up man. You need help.
Quote from: Socks on November 25, 2009, 03:00:35 PM
i bet those comfy pillows make hyper's hair FUZZ happydood;
;)
this is what australian people do on thanksgiving