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Title: Greatest opening line of any news article ever.
Post by: Mando Pandango on November 19, 2009, 08:43:58 PM

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An 11-year old Bulgarian girl gave birth to a baby girl after going into labor on her wedding day, according to The Daily Telegraph.

http://www.myfoxla.com/dpp/news/dpgo_11_Year_Old_Gives_Birth_on_Wedding_Day_mb_200911031257283639794

I dare you to top that.

Title: Re: Greatest opening line of any news article ever.
Post by: Pyrate on November 19, 2009, 11:00:25 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lina_Medina

Title: Re: Greatest opening line of any news article ever.
Post by: Mando Pandango on November 19, 2009, 11:58:01 PM

Ok yeah but that's not a news article and she wasn't married or getting married.

Still though holy shit.

Title: Re: Greatest opening line of any news article ever.
Post by: Cookie on November 20, 2009, 01:04:13 AM

"I'm not going to play with toys any more -- I have a new toy now,"

Title: Re: Greatest opening line of any news article ever.
Post by: l a c e y on November 20, 2009, 02:26:58 AM

The dude was also 19 and she was 11. That made my stomach hurt. Not cool.

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Post by: Socks on November 20, 2009, 02:36:49 AM

I actually don't want to top that. It would make me even more :(

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Post by: Wrench on November 20, 2009, 04:46:52 AM

Oh god, that's awful.

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Post by: Bushy on November 20, 2009, 06:17:27 AM

Fucking hilarious

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Post by: j o e i n c on November 20, 2009, 09:59:01 AM

proof that eastern europe is shit

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Post by: Bushy on November 20, 2009, 10:01:06 AM

Quote from: j o e i n c on November 20, 2009, 09:59:01 AM
proof that eastern europe is shit

lol you needed proof

Title: Re: Greatest opening line of any news article ever.
Post by: Bushy on November 20, 2009, 02:45:07 PM

May not beat MoP's, but still...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34050673/ns/us_news-life/

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