Poll
Question:
How many contraceptives do you use on average?
Option 1: 0
votes: 3
Option 2: 1
votes: 9
Option 3: 2
votes: 2
Option 4: 3
votes: 2
Option 5: I'm a virgin!
votes: 21
How many contraceptives do you use on average? Apparently a lot of people use two every time they have sex.
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saddood;
Yeah....
dark magic :(
cracka
I find it hard to believe that there are more non-virgins than virgins on this site..
Also :(
Quote from: GUOB on November 12, 2009, 04:00:16 PM
I find it hard to believe that there are more non-virgins than virgins on this site..
Also :(
It's because they're all athiests with their loose morals and rock n roll music
Quote from: GUOB on November 12, 2009, 04:00:16 PM
I find it hard to believe that there are more non-virgins than virgins on this site..
Also :(
it's a tough job, but someone's got to do it gimpdood;
Quote from: YPR on November 12, 2009, 04:21:13 PM
It's because they're all athiests with their loose morals and rock n roll music
ROCK AND ROLL AIN'T NOISE POLLUUUUUUTION
One's all you need.
Unless you can get up before the count and have a go at round two.
Quote from: Lain on November 12, 2009, 04:52:32 PM
ROCK AND ROLL AIN'T NOISE POLLUUUUUUTION
ROCK AND ROLL AINT GONNA DIE
Quote from: YPR on November 12, 2009, 04:21:13 PM
It's because they're all athiests with their loose morals and rock n roll music
Hey... Some Satanists.
lol @ Boyah being 50-50 right now.
TeEEeEeEeHeEeEeEee...
i use two gimpdood;
i don't get it
like two condoms at once wut
what is this i'm twelve
I don't fuck.
does pulling out count
get that bitch on birth control
i dont know nothin about birthin no baby
Depends who dropped the soap.
Using more than one at once increases breakage.
You so dumb.
Enjoy babies and babies.
never thought to use more than one
Chinese girls should by law be made to take Birth Control pills. CONTROL THE ASIAN POPULATION.
Quote from: l a c e y on November 14, 2009, 08:09:31 AM
Chinese girls should by law be made to take Birth Control pills. CONTROL THE ASIAN POPULATION.
They already control the population in china doodhuh;
Quote from: Sa Da MA on November 14, 2009, 02:29:22 PM
? baddood;
idk, i'm generally against abortion and ideally against committing genocide with one's own offspring
[spoiler]but i still like getting my dick wet :([/spoiler]
Quote from: YPR on November 14, 2009, 08:23:04 AM
They already control the population in china doodhuh;
Then why's there so many?
Quote from: l a c e y on November 14, 2009, 04:16:46 PM
Then why's there so many?
Because there were already so many? doodhuh;
It's called cause and effect. There are a lot of people in China, so the government decided to control the population growth.
Quote from: Socks on November 14, 2009, 02:35:28 PM
[spoiler]but i still like getting my dick wet :([/spoiler]
well who doesn't
Quote from: pingpongchinchong on November 15, 2009, 12:00:32 AM
Because there were already so many? doodhuh;
It's called cause and effect. There are a lot of people in China, so the government decided to control the population growth.
How?
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 03:02:37 AM
How?
They have the One-Child Policy so families are only supposed to have one kid. There are exceptions, but having more than one child results in getting in trouble with the government and quite possibly a forced abortion to prevent the birth (or killing the infant once born). It's estimated the policy has stopped 250 million births from occuring
Over population sucks
Why can't people just adopt?
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 04:23:20 AM
Over population sucks
Why can't people just adopt?
While I agree adoption is a good thing, having a child that shares your genes is something special
I guess that is very true, but that probably will never happen to me:/
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 04:31:31 AM
I guess that is very true, but that probably will never happen to me:/
Yes, being gay might get in the way
Yes but its good that guys can't get pregnant, that would be very weird and wrong.
So adoption it is, if that at all.
It continues to escape me, how I have a healthy sexual life. It doesn't seem possible.
Quote from: Cobain306 on November 13, 2009, 01:42:14 AM
Hey... Some Satanists.
Talk about this, a bit? I read the Satanic Bible, it was interesting. Uh, you should talk to...Clegg, or whatever his name is now.
Hmm i knew a guy who was satanist.
I am scared to have a child. I don't wanna go through the process. But I don't want someone else's child.
well then don't have a child?
or don't be scared.
I keep reading this as Socks thread.
Lol
It looks like socks
i can understand why
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 12:31:23 PM
well then don't have a child?
or don't be scared.
Well maybe when I'm older I won't be scared.
Well then maybe then will be when you are ready for it.
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 12:40:58 PM
Well then maybe then will be when you are ready for it.
I'd only want a boy though. If I had a girl I wouldn't like it as much.
Lol are you chinese?
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 12:49:43 PM
Lol are you chinese?
This guy is awesome can we keep him
Quote from: GENOP on November 15, 2009, 12:51:29 PM
This guy is awesome can we keep him
Young man, what happened to that puppy you promised to take care of last week?
Lol no.
I hate Chinese people. Why would I be Chinese?
Quote from: ДавиÌд on November 15, 2009, 12:52:19 PM
Young man, what happened to that puppy you promised to take care of last week?
He ate chocolate and died
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 12:56:33 PM
I hate Chinese people. Why would I be Chinese?
because you said if it was a boy youd want it but not if it was a girl
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 12:56:33 PM
I hate Chinese people. Why would I be Chinese?
fucking gooks madood;
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 01:00:24 PM
because you said if it was a boy youd want it but not if it was a girl
Yah I wasn't aware Chinese people only liked men.
Quote from: Socks on November 15, 2009, 01:02:09 PM
fucking gooks madood;
Yep.
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 01:06:24 PM
Yah I wasn't aware Chinese people only liked men.
Yep.
Oh i thought it was common knowledge
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 01:08:38 PM
Guess not.
what is the most common Chinese answer when deciding whether to keep a female baby
NO!
Quote from: Emu Dragon on November 15, 2009, 01:13:52 PM
wow that just flew right over your head
Yeah it was kind of funny
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 01:17:40 PM
True that.
Now how are you going to use your knowledge?
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 01:19:45 PM
Now how are you going to use your knowledge?
I won't probably.
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 01:23:06 PM
Oh well then just have it handy...
Oh I will when I rant about why they suck so much.
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 01:25:05 PM
Oh I will when I rant about why they suck so much.
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME akudood;
I keep reading this as Socks thread
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 01:25:05 PM
Oh I will when I rant about why they suck so much.
Go for it!
Just don't let them catch you
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 01:33:52 PM
Just don't let them catch you
It's not like they would do anything about it anyways.
They have gangs...
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 01:37:59 PM
Not around here.
QuoteAccording to the Criminal Intelligence Service Canada (CISC), "The established, well-financed and -connected Hong Kong Triad groups and crime syndicates remain, to our mind, the biggest long-term threat to Canadian law enforcement and society."[2]
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 01:40:53 PM
I thought they did
I live in a small town far away from Toronto and every other large city. It's really safe here.
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 01:42:50 PM
I live in a small town far away from Toronto and every other large city. It's really safe here.
how do criminals think
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 01:42:50 PM
I live in a small town far away from Toronto and every other large city. It's really safe here.
Is it really nice?
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 01:47:20 PM
Whats it look like?
Uh. A Town. Some roads with houses on them. Theres some stores up town. Then there's an arena and a skate park. A few schools.
Shit I meant to say 2. Oops. Well when I was last sexually active, my ex-girlfriend was on the pill yet she still made me wear a condom because she was stoned all the time and probably paranoid.
Quote from: C Mongler on November 15, 2009, 01:50:14 PM
Shit I meant to say 2. Oops. Well when I was last sexually active, my ex-girlfriend was on the pill yet she still made me wear a condom because she was stoned all the time and probably paranoid.
What is an STD?
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 01:51:23 PM
What is an STD?
I was a virgin, and considering I had lived to be 17 at that point it was a pretty fair bet I don't have one. Also she'd only had sex once so I didn't really care. She's fucked at least 7 more guys since she broke up with me though giggle;
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 01:49:17 PM
Uh. A Town. Some roads with houses on them. Theres some stores up town. Then there's an arena and a skate park. A few schools.
Oh well sounds nice!
trees?
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 01:53:39 PM
Oh well sounds nice!
trees?
Ton's of trees. I have a big red maple in my front yard and a crab apple in my back yard and a giant pine tree. My neighbor had a willow tree then it got cut down. There's also a big forest that you can go hiking through.
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 01:59:21 PM
Ton's of trees. I have a big red maple in my front yard and a crab apple in my back yard and a giant pine tree. My neighbor had a willow tree then it got cut down. There's also a big forest that you can go hiking through.
AHH everything is dead here
I want to go hiking through a forestD:
fml
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 02:00:28 PM
AHH everything is dead here
I want to go hiking through a forestD:
fml
There aren't any leaves on anything right now though so it's not very nice.
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 02:01:26 PM
There aren't any leaves on anything right now though so it's not very nice.
probably still better than here
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 02:02:32 PM
probably still better than here
Yeah it's pretty moist here and easy to grow.
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 02:04:17 PM
Yeah it's pretty moist here and easy to grow.
its humid here does that count?
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 02:05:29 PM
its humid here does that count?
I'm not sure. Do you have good soil?
im not sure
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 02:06:58 PM
im not sure
Well maybe you have some sort of tree virus.
no it just never rains
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 02:11:32 PM
no it just never rains
Well why didn't you say so. That's why.
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 02:11:55 PM
Well why didn't you say so. That's why.
lol weve only had like 13 inches of rain this year so far
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 02:13:40 PM
lol weve only had like 13 inches of rain this year so far
How do you even keep track of that?
I don't but in august they said ten, and its rained since then a bit so im assuming 13 ish
Oh I thought you might collect it in a jar and do experiments or something. That would be cool.
lol i suppose it would
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 02:22:41 PM
Oh I thought you might collect it in a jar and do experiments or something. That would be cool.
dammit lacey
I collect ghosts. 5thgrade;
Quote from: GENOP on November 15, 2009, 03:09:14 PM
dammit lacey
no stop
she makes me feel like a super genius
Quote from: Emu Dragon on November 16, 2009, 09:54:32 AM
no stop
she makes me feel like a super genius
Thats so mean but so funny