I apparently forgot to turn in like 3 papers, but I charmed my wa out of it and she said she'd check me off. God Damn I'm awesome.
ITT charm stories.
you're a douche i never got shit when i didn't do work
I SHOWED THE POLICE OFFICER MY BOOBIES AND HE LET ME OFF WITH A WARNING
Effort has to be its own reward I suppose
I told them my history of psychological illnesses and THIS LETS ME GET ADDITIONAL DAYS TO DO SHIT.
I convinced to let my tennis coach let me play #1 singles in our last tennis match.
you're in like 8th grade, grades barely even matter
Quote from: Trevor on October 27, 2009, 07:47:17 AM
you're in like 8th grade, grades barely even matter
Isn't he in 9th? If so, they matter a shitload.
My white privilege got me out of jail.
Quote from: Title on October 27, 2009, 07:19:40 AM
lol
oh silly everyone knows that i don't have any real illnesses except being a manipulating dick
pull down your pants
Today I asked my manager about her life and I got a free burrito.
basically
I usually just tell people what I want and since I'm such a bitch it works.
Quote from: Title on October 27, 2009, 07:53:46 AM
Isn't he in 9th? If so, they matter a shitload.
how the hell would i know
Quote from: Trevor on October 27, 2009, 12:20:24 PM
how the hell would i know
WE WOULD KNOW IF YOU FUCKUPS DIDN'T RUIN MY SURVEY
Quote from: Ensign Halibar on October 27, 2009, 12:23:42 PM
WE WOULD KNOW IF YOU FUCKUPS DIDN'T RUIN MY SURVEY
Excuse me sir, I filled mine out properly.
Quote from: Ensign Halibar on October 27, 2009, 12:23:42 PM
WE WOULD KNOW IF YOU FUCKUPS DIDN'T RUIN MY SURVEY
what survey
i was gone for months
Quote from: Trevor on October 27, 2009, 12:20:24 PM
how the hell would i know
cmon trevvy youre supposed to know these things
Quote from: Trevor on October 27, 2009, 07:47:17 AM
you're in like 8th grade, grades barely even matter
I'm in 9th dickbutt, I didn't do shit in Middle School.
Quote from: Porter on October 27, 2009, 01:26:40 PM
I'm in 9th dickbutt, I didn't do shit in Middle School.
you're a freshman and all you can come up with is dickbutt
I see nothing wrong with dickbutt.
Quote from: Veal on October 27, 2009, 01:39:00 PM
I see nothing wrong with dickbutt.
i prefer more creative insults that actually get a person going
Whatever you say, poopface.
I just got a deferred grade turned into a B+ one months after the six month change period expired due to charm and class participation effort which still resonated with the professor.
DOING!