What are your most ingenious methods of current or prior cheating?
Lately I have been putting my iPod touch to very good use. If I get there early tomorrow I will select my strategic seat with tactical advantage in mind. THE POWER OF GOD
That's a shame.
i can't recall any time i've actually cheated on a test, really
actually wait, there was one major instance, in that i quickly filled in the rest of the bubbles on the math section of the ACT after they said to quit writing lol
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on October 26, 2009, 02:55:06 PM
That's a shame.
100 questions covering a month in an 8AM lecture hall on human anatomy akudood;
I have calculus II at 8 AM four times a week. Try again.
I always think of ingenious ways to cheat, but never go through with them for lack of concern for doing well or not
the best one I ever did though was in like 9th grade geography, we had to label all the fucking micronesian islands (or some small group of islands) on a map, so I wrote the first 2 letters of each island down the side of my pen in order of west-east or something. it worked perfectly
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on October 26, 2009, 02:58:35 PM
I have calculus II at 8 AM four times a week. Try again.
i did, my earliest class for spring is at 11 akudood;
Quote from: Kaz on October 26, 2009, 02:55:30 PM
i can't recall any time i've actually cheated on a test, really
actually wait, there was one major instance, in that i quickly filled in the rest of the bubbles on the math section of the ACT after they said to quit writing lol
I did that twice... It's barely cheating though since it's just random guessing
I sat with my laptop open during a quiz.
Quote from: wziard on October 26, 2009, 03:01:04 PM
the best one I ever did though was in like 9th grade geography, we had to label all the fucking micronesian islands (or some small group of islands) on a map, so I wrote the first 2 letters of each island down the side of my pen in order of west-east or something. it worked perfectly
In 1oth grade I printed out 20 formulas or so and some guidelines in size 3 for physics. I cut it exactly along the contours of my calculator lid, I then replaced the manual sheet that came with it. Worked well, helped a little.
I had a slightly translucent binder in 8th grade, so if I pressed on it I could read the papers inside.
Quote from: Veal on October 26, 2009, 03:23:26 PM
I had a slightly translucent binder in 8th grade, so if I pressed on it I could read the papers inside.
I did this all the time in Spanish 2 for vocab tests.
A surprising amount of my tests are open notes or calculator legal, and since I write lotsa programs this means the whole test is solvable by calculator.
But yeah, I do'nt cheat really.
I made it obvious that I was cheating. Usually when I cheated it was me and a bunch of other people helping each other out whenever we got stuck, so we would just talk loudly and I'd stare at the teacher the entire time as they stared at me and they wouldn't do anything.
But that was middle school. In high school teachers don't give a damn if you have balls. For an Algebra 2 test I wrote the equations on my desk and I smudged them a little with my eraser so that they'd just look like random scribbles, and I got away with it. But other than that I've pretty much stopped cheating.
I'm not really one to cheat, but I would usually write formulas and stuff on my calculator inside programs. I don't cheat anymore though. I love the title to this as well. Bowie.
I had a TI Calculator, so... giggle;
In school on a question I don't know, I sometime peek over to the person next to me for the answer. :D
i try not to cheat
you see there's this amazing method that lets you avoid cheating called "studying" :O
Quote from: Travis on October 27, 2009, 06:18:26 AM
In school on a question I don't know, I sometime peek over to the person next to me for the answer. :D
buuuuuut i am guilty of doing this a few times ;)
once i used a periscope to see Susie's paper from far away because she's the smartest girl in class but then Mrs. Wormwood caught me :'(
I can't really cheat since I can't write down several stories on a mini piece of paper.
They're good for mathematical formulas or vocabulary words, but for things that require thought not so much.
Quote from: Kaz on October 27, 2009, 06:47:39 AM
once i used a periscope to see Susie's paper from far away because she's the smartest girl in class but then Mrs. Wormwood caught me :'(
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Rather mundane for a Calvin and Hobbes strip though n_u
i've never not cheated on a test :(
Quote from: Julius on October 27, 2009, 05:11:11 AM
I had a TI Calculator, so... giggle;
i recently lost mine smithicide;
Quote from: Ted on October 27, 2009, 07:29:09 AM
i've never not cheated on a test :(
i recently lost mine smithicide;
some piece of shit stole mine last year in woodshop
Quote from: YPR on October 27, 2009, 07:04:56 AM
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Rather mundane for a Calvin and Hobbes strip though n_u
yeah but i remembered it for some reason in this thread lol
http://www.wonderhowto.com/how-to/video/how-to-cheat-on-a-test-with-a-rubber-band-143828/
Shit works, every time.
Quote from: Ted on October 27, 2009, 07:29:09 AM
i recently lost mine smithicide;
Mine is in the corner, collecting dust. :(
The only time I remember 'cheating' recently was when I didn't hear my chemistry teacher telling us that we couldn't use our periodic tables on the test. n_u
Quote from: ДавиÌд on October 27, 2009, 07:42:25 AM
The only time I remember 'cheating' recently was when I didn't hear my chemistry teacher telling us that we couldn't use our periodic tables on the test. n_u
i've cheated on every chemistry test so far n_u
AARON akudood;
After reading the first line I thought you meant cheating in a relationship and I was about to get very upset with you. baddood;
I don't cheat in class, probably mostly because I don't care enough. I either have an easy time in it or I fail.