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Title: Punk ass police
Post by: Wrench on October 26, 2009, 02:46:47 AM
While driving home from school, this police officer followed me for at least 10 minutes. No lights or anything, just following me. The whole time he was following me I was like "ffffff I was going the limit the whole time. What does he want?!" Then he makes a random left turn and I can breathe again. doodthing;

Seriously, who does that?
Title: Re: Punk ass police
Post by: Samus Aran on October 26, 2009, 02:58:20 AM
One time a highway patrolman stopped me for going 2 over the speed limit. doodthing;
Title: Re: Punk ass police
Post by: Dullahan on October 26, 2009, 02:58:27 AM
Maybe he just had a place to go to and you guys were simply going in the same path for 10 minutes. How does that make him a punk ass?
Title: Re: Punk ass police
Post by: Wrench on October 26, 2009, 03:07:20 AM
Quote from: Kaz on October 26, 2009, 02:58:20 AM
One time a highway patrolman stopped me for going 2 over the speed limit. doodthing;

lol what a douche
Quote from: The Tricker on October 26, 2009, 02:58:27 AM
Maybe he just had a place to go to and you guys were simply going in the same path for 10 minutes. How does that make him a punk ass?

ok mr serious
Title: Re: Punk ass police
Post by: Daddy on October 26, 2009, 03:29:29 AM
One time a cop was following me and kept tailgating me so I started going 20 over the limit and he still was going fast then he passed me so I sped up and followed him.
Title: Re: Punk ass police
Post by: Cookie on October 26, 2009, 03:49:54 AM
That happens to me all the time. To get to my classes I have to drive right past the police station and on a normal day I'll see six cops within ten minutes.
Title: Re: Punk ass police
Post by: Claquesous on October 26, 2009, 04:41:15 AM
I always wonder if, when I accidentally follow someone by taking the same turns and stuff, they think that I'm following them.

Quote from: Ensign Halibar on October 26, 2009, 03:29:29 AM
One time a cop was following me and kept tailgating me so I started going 20 over the limit and he still was going fast then he passed me so I sped up and followed him.

Reminds me of that time a cop was following my dad for a few miles, then passed him with no lights or siren, so my dad started chasing the cop, going 70-80mph. Cop finally pulled over, said that he was going to arrest my dad for obstructing an officer (because apparently he was responding to a call), but my dad said that he would make a citizens arrest on the cop for passing on a double yellow line with no lights or siren. Cop dropped it.
Title: Re: Punk ass police
Post by: burzumfan420 on October 26, 2009, 05:03:16 AM
fuck the police
Title: Re: Punk ass police
Post by: Bushy on October 26, 2009, 05:29:42 AM
Police suck

I got questioned by one last Friday at my school's Varsity football game about some of my pothead friends akudood;
Title: Re: Punk ass police
Post by: Samus Aran on October 26, 2009, 06:08:58 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdF-hxzRA30[/youtube]

HATE THE POLICE YEEEEEEEAH
Title: Re: Punk ass police
Post by: snorkel on October 26, 2009, 06:18:05 AM
That has happened to me before, it's nerve racking, especially when you're trying to shoot coke into your eyeballs while driving
Title: Re: Punk ass police
Post by: Socks on October 26, 2009, 07:35:32 AM
Quote from: Claquesous on October 26, 2009, 04:41:15 AM
I always wonder if, when I accidentally follow someone by taking the same turns and stuff, they think that I'm following them.


if i notice it i find it interesting and wonder how long our paths will be the same.
Title: Re: Punk ass police
Post by: l a c e y on October 26, 2009, 12:24:18 PM
One time I was really high and I was driving. Like it was terrible I was so high I didn't even know what was going on, but I had to take people home and shit. Anyways, as I was driving a cop car followed me the whole distance of where I was going so I had to go the exact limit and try not to drift side to side very much. I was so scared my heart was racing it was terrible. But then he just disappeard and I was like WTF. THEN like two minutes later another cop pulls up beside us at a stop light and my brother decides it's a smart idea to give him the finger. But then it was my turn and the cop was turning the other way. I hate police.
Title: Re: Punk ass police
Post by: Sillbury on October 26, 2009, 12:31:11 PM
FUCK OFF PO-PO

MY COUSIN IS A COP

FUCK OFF COUSIN
Title: Re: Punk ass police
Post by: Sa Da MA on October 26, 2009, 03:58:43 PM
Fuck the Police.

Some cops are great people but alot of them are damn retards Imo.
Title: Re: Punk ass police
Post by: rdl on October 26, 2009, 04:07:19 PM
I don't understand why so many of you hate the cops.
Title: Re: Punk ass police
Post by: strongbad on October 26, 2009, 04:19:56 PM
I feel like 99% of the time cops are being reasonable and are just doing their jobs and the people bitching about them are being dumbasses in the first place. Seriously, if you don't do anything stupid that draws a cop's attention, they won't do anything to you.
Title: Re: Punk ass police
Post by: Norwegian Lesbians on October 26, 2009, 09:58:07 PM
i don't fear the police anymore.
Why?
Because I could kill him with my hands if I wanted to.
Title: Re: Punk ass police
Post by: Samus Aran on October 26, 2009, 10:25:16 PM
Quote from: RDX on October 26, 2009, 04:07:19 PM
I don't understand why so many of you hate the cops.


well, i don't, but i do hate the one that decided to pull me over for going a measly 2 over the limit
Title: Re: Punk ass police
Post by: rdl on October 27, 2009, 09:32:55 AM
Quote from: Billy Idol on October 26, 2009, 09:58:07 PM
Because I could kill him with my hands if I wanted to.
well arent you a fucking badass.
Title: Re: Punk ass police
Post by: wawi on October 27, 2009, 09:43:20 AM
Quote from: RDX on October 26, 2009, 04:07:19 PM
I don't understand why so many of you hate the cops.
I know
Title: Re: Punk ass police
Post by: Socks on October 27, 2009, 01:43:23 PM
Well they stopped me again tonight and inquired about my recently damaged right tail light. The crisp dressed well mannered befuddling scene elicited a warning and a "good night". Two officers and their menacing lights had eyes feet away from my stash and I never flinched, and they never gained interest.
Title: Re: Punk ass police
Post by: don't let's on October 27, 2009, 01:44:39 PM
Some cop flashed his headlights at me one night while I was stopped at a red light because I forgot to turn mine on.
Title: Re: Punk ass police
Post by: strongbad on October 27, 2009, 02:00:57 PM
Quote from: Live on October 27, 2009, 01:44:39 PM
Some cop flashed his headlights at me one night while I was stopped at a red light because I forgot to turn mine on.

That would scare the shit out of me.
Title: Re: Punk ass police
Post by: Sillbury on October 27, 2009, 02:05:29 PM
Quote from: GUOB on October 27, 2009, 02:00:57 PM
That would scare the shit out of me.
UM WHY
Title: Re: Punk ass police
Post by: strongbad on October 27, 2009, 02:16:46 PM
Quote from: SuperMegaTrex on October 27, 2009, 02:05:29 PM
UM WHY

Cops scare me :(
Title: Re: Punk ass police
Post by: Wrench on October 27, 2009, 02:27:47 PM
Quote from: RDX on October 26, 2009, 04:07:19 PM
I don't understand why so many of you hate the cops.

I don't hate the police at all. It just made me nervous.
Title: Re: Punk ass police
Post by: Hiro on October 28, 2009, 07:30:41 PM
Just over a week or so ago they opened a new police station on my block, about a three minute walk (or thirty second drive) away from my house
Title: Re: Punk ass police
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on October 29, 2009, 02:01:10 AM
Quote from: Socks on October 27, 2009, 01:43:23 PM
Well they stopped me again tonight and inquired about my recently damaged right tail light. The crisp dressed well mannered befuddling scene elicited a warning and a "good night". Two officers and their menacing lights had eyes feet away from my stash and I never flinched, and they never gained interest.


This is far more badass than this:

Quote from: Billy Idol on October 26, 2009, 09:58:07 PM
i don't fear the police anymore.
Why?
Because I could kill him with my hands if I wanted to.
Title: Re: Punk ass police
Post by: Walter on October 29, 2009, 04:17:17 AM
Quote from: wziard on October 26, 2009, 06:18:05 AM
That has happened to me before, it's nerve racking, especially when you're trying to shoot coke into your eyeballs while driving


Word. That shit happens to me all the time. Except the nervous part. I never get nervous. Oh and I am usually shooting up heroin too. I am God.
Title: Re: Punk ass police
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on October 29, 2009, 06:08:36 AM
911 is a joke