this evening, I stopped at a Byerly's to use the bathroom. I was hungry but didn't want to buy food, so I took some canned kipper filets (delicious) and smoked oysters, unwrapped them in the bathroom, then left. I decided it was a good use of time since I got tasty canned seafood for free, so I plan to make late-night missions to other grocery stores for various goods
Stealing is bad
The picture I got from reading that is you went into the bathroom, unwrapped them and left them sitting in the sink as you left.
But after a few seconds of rereading I now understand what you said, and congratulate you on becoming a criminal.
you disgust me
Quote from: wziard on October 16, 2009, 03:27:50 AM
but now I have oysters
You're no better than the common walrus
why seafood of all things
Quote from: ДавиÌд on October 16, 2009, 03:29:46 AM
why seafood of all things
because it's fucking delicious
also, i might have to try this
i still don't understand what he's saying in the op
Quote from: Travis on October 16, 2009, 03:45:50 AM
i still don't understand what he's saying in the op
at first i thought he was trying to say that he ate it in the bathroom
Quote from: Socks on October 16, 2009, 03:41:11 AM
because it's fucking delicious
also, i might have to try this
you could go to a few stores in the same area and assemble a meal
Quote from: wziard on October 16, 2009, 04:00:33 AM
you could go to a few stores in the same area and assemble a meal
quite possible if i need a quick munchie break but don't want to waste a few bucks
Quote from: Cookie on October 16, 2009, 03:19:27 AM
The picture I got from reading that is you went into the bathroom, unwrapped them and left them sitting in the sink as you left.
But after a few seconds of rereading I now understand what you said, and congratulate you on becoming a criminal.
Exactly my thought process
apples are better because you can just take them and start eating them right away in the store and finish them there and throw them away in the store.
Quote from: Skylark on October 16, 2009, 05:19:10 PM
apples are better because you can just take them and start eating them right away in the store and finish them there and throw them away in the store.
yeah that sounds very conspicuous in a grocery store
Quote from: Skylark on October 16, 2009, 05:19:10 PM
apples are better because you can just take them and start eating them right away in the store and finish them there and throw them away in the store.
how would you wash them
what happened to painting models
Quote from: GENOP on October 16, 2009, 08:15:02 PM
what happened to painting models
Boyah, really. I mean, I could be spending all this time stealing seafood or something.
Quote from: Freud and His Friend:Jung on October 16, 2009, 06:02:27 PM
how would you wash them
i never remember to wash produce even when i'm at home.
not too concerned.
Quote from: Socks on October 16, 2009, 05:43:02 PM
yeah that sounds very conspicuous in a grocery store
i haven't had a problem in Arizona or in California
great apple thief of the West
Quote from: Skylark on October 16, 2009, 10:38:04 PM
i never remember to wash produce even when i'm at home.
not too concerned.
oh but that's dangerous to not wash them!
they may be contaminated!
Quote from: Freud and His Friend:Jung on October 16, 2009, 10:50:05 PM
oh but that's dangerous to not wash them!
they may be contaminated!
contaminated with what?
Quote from: Skylark on October 16, 2009, 05:19:10 PM
apples are better because you can just take them and start eating them right away in the store and finish them there and throw them away in the store.
there are tastier fruits you could do the same with, though
like a nice peach or something
Quote from: Skylark on October 16, 2009, 10:38:04 PM
great apple thief of the West
This is my new name for you. happydood;
Quote from: Skylark on October 16, 2009, 10:50:45 PM
contaminated with what?
Oh, pesticides and the hands of the apathetic employees who spent their break jacking off or something.
Quote from: Cookie on October 16, 2009, 03:19:27 AM
The picture I got from reading that is you went into the bathroom, unwrapped them and left them sitting in the sink as you left.
I imagined him leaving them in the urinals. n_u