Some girl in my school tried to use a frozen hotdog as a dildo, but it stuck to the inside of her wet pussy. She's now in the hospital getting it removed. psyduck;
I'm gonna send her a card, but what should I put on it? Suggestions please. v;
May I cook that hot dog?
You've got to be kidding me.
You cannot be serious. psyduck;
WARM IT UP AND EAT IT.
AMIGAH! THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS! awesome;
shlick; shlick; shlick; shlick; shlick; shlick;
Pics or it didn't happen.
Holy shit.
Say "When I heard about your situation and that you were in the hospital...
I LOL'D.
-Anonymous"
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 31, 2007, 06:40:50 PM
AMIGAH! THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS! awesome;
shlick; shlick; shlick; shlick; shlick; shlick;
I actually knew the girl pretty good, as well. china;
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Someone, make a hotdog shlick; smiley, lol
Quote from: Bushybrow on May 31, 2007, 06:41:58 PM
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Someone, make a hotdog shlick; smiley, lol
Pun now officially overused.
This topic is TOO funny!
I'm crying from laughter! awesome;
AMIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! awesome;
I wonder if it was bleeding when they took it out/off her. yes;
Quote from: Pele on May 31, 2007, 06:43:06 PM
I wonder if it was bleeding when they took it out/off her. yes;
It came inside her.
(http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/9246/46yommdpu4.gif)
Quote from: VaatixGanon on May 31, 2007, 06:42:24 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on May 31, 2007, 06:41:58 PM
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Someone, make a hotdog shlick; smiley, lol
Pun now officially overused.
wut?
Oh man, my stomach hurts from laughter.
You have GOT to be kidding! This is gold! *rolls over laughing*
Quote from: Lance7 on May 31, 2007, 06:46:24 PM
You have GOT to be kidding! This is gold! *rolls over laughing*
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x248/Bassir_C/NobodysPerfect.swf
I heard some girl did that with a banana around here, and her mom caught her and made her eat it. fap;
Anyways, you should say:
"When you get out, wanna try the real deal? yes;"
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on May 31, 2007, 06:47:14 PM
I heard some girl did that with a banana around here, and her mom caught her and made her eat it. fap;
Anyways, you should say:
"When you get out, wanna try the real deal? yes;"
Or better yet "How about next time, get a cucumber"
Quote from: Lance7 on May 31, 2007, 06:46:24 PM
You have GOT to be kidding! This is gold! *rolls over laughing*
I'll ask her if she used a bun for protection.
Quote from: Pele on May 31, 2007, 06:49:36 PM
Quote from: Lance7 on May 31, 2007, 06:46:24 PM
You have GOT to be kidding! This is gold! *rolls over laughing*
I'll ask her if she used a bun for protection.
rofl. Good one, pele.
Quote from: V on May 31, 2007, 06:50:02 PM
Quote from: Pele on May 31, 2007, 06:49:36 PM
Quote from: Lance7 on May 31, 2007, 06:46:24 PM
You have GOT to be kidding! This is gold! *rolls over laughing*
I'll ask her if she used a bun for protection.
rofl. Good one, pele.
Or I could ask if she relished the experience.
Quote from: Pele on May 31, 2007, 06:52:22 PM
Quote from: V on May 31, 2007, 06:50:02 PM
Quote from: Pele on May 31, 2007, 06:49:36 PM
Quote from: Lance7 on May 31, 2007, 06:46:24 PM
You have GOT to be kidding! This is gold! *rolls over laughing*
I'll ask her if she used a bun for protection.
rofl. Good one, pele.
Or I could ask if she relished the experience.
Ask both!
I wonder what a hotdog would cum. Mustard, or Ketchup?
Quote from: Bushybrow on May 31, 2007, 06:58:53 PM
Quote from: Pele on May 31, 2007, 06:52:22 PM
Quote from: V on May 31, 2007, 06:50:02 PM
Quote from: Pele on May 31, 2007, 06:49:36 PM
Quote from: Lance7 on May 31, 2007, 06:46:24 PM
You have GOT to be kidding! This is gold! *rolls over laughing*
I'll ask her if she used a bun for protection.
rofl. Good one, pele.
Or I could ask if she relished the experience.
Ask both!
I wonder what a hotdog would cum. Mustard, or Ketchup?
Horse raddish. china;
Quote from: Bushybrow on May 31, 2007, 06:58:53 PM
Quote from: Pele on May 31, 2007, 06:52:22 PM
Quote from: V on May 31, 2007, 06:50:02 PM
Quote from: Pele on May 31, 2007, 06:49:36 PM
Quote from: Lance7 on May 31, 2007, 06:46:24 PM
You have GOT to be kidding! This is gold! *rolls over laughing*
I'll ask her if she used a bun for protection.
rofl. Good one, pele.
Depends who you get it from. yes;
Or I could ask if she relished the experience.
Ask both!
I wonder what a hotdog would cum. Mustard, or Ketchup?
So.
She hot?
Quote from: Pele on May 31, 2007, 07:00:01 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on May 31, 2007, 06:58:53 PM
Quote from: Pele on May 31, 2007, 06:52:22 PM
Quote from: V on May 31, 2007, 06:50:02 PM
Quote from: Pele on May 31, 2007, 06:49:36 PM
Quote from: Lance7 on May 31, 2007, 06:46:24 PM
You have GOT to be kidding! This is gold! *rolls over laughing*
I'll ask her if she used a bun for protection.
rofl. Good one, pele.
Or I could ask if she relished the experience.
Ask both!
I wonder what a hotdog would cum. Mustard, or Ketchup?
Horse raddish. china;
Ew, I hate horse raddish
I'm dying of lafter. shlick; shlick; shlick; shlick; shlick; shlick; shlick; shlick; shlick; shlick;
Quote from: LCK on May 31, 2007, 07:00:36 PM
So.
She hot?
Nope, just very desperate. china;
"Can I have the hot dog?"
...I think I just died laughing.
I wonder what the school staff and all of the other students are thinking? navi;
How'd you find out, anyway?
I would be so fucking embarrassed to go back to school. emo;
Quote from: V on May 31, 2007, 09:12:37 PM
I would be so fucking embarrassed to go back to school. emo;
I'd move to another country. educate;
You should put, "my penis works better than a frozen hotdog wut;"
LMAO..
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on May 31, 2007, 09:11:45 PM
...I think I just died laughing.
I wonder what the school staff and all of the other students are thinking? navi;
How'd you find out, anyway?
I called her. china;
That happened to me once.
Quote from: Kaz on June 01, 2007, 11:56:55 AM
That happened to me once.
you used a frozen hot dog to arouse your penis? psyduck;
Quote from: Retard on June 01, 2007, 11:58:54 AM
Quote from: Kaz on June 01, 2007, 11:56:55 AM
That happened to me once.
you used a frozen hot dog to arouse your penis? psyduck;
No. I got it stuck in my pussy.
Quote from: Bushybrow on June 01, 2007, 12:02:05 PM
Quote from: Kaz on June 01, 2007, 11:59:26 AM
Quote from: Retard on June 01, 2007, 11:58:54 AM
Quote from: Kaz on June 01, 2007, 11:56:55 AM
That happened to me once.
you used a frozen hot dog to arouse your penis? psyduck;
No. I got it stuck in my pussy.
oh em gee
I guess it wasn't technically a hot dog though...it was a corn dog. Close enough.
I just noticed the topic title was misspelt. psyduck;
Quote from: SBKT on June 01, 2007, 01:15:38 PM
I just noticed the topic title was misspelt. psyduck;
I just noticed you misspelled "Misspelled" psyduck;
Quote from: Bushybrow on June 01, 2007, 01:17:41 PM
Quote from: SBKT on June 01, 2007, 01:15:38 PM
I just noticed the topic title was misspelt. psyduck;
I just noticed you misspelled "Misspelled" psyduck;
I misspelled something? psyduck;
Quote from: Pele on June 01, 2007, 01:18:08 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on June 01, 2007, 01:17:41 PM
Quote from: SBKT on June 01, 2007, 01:15:38 PM
I just noticed the topic title was misspelt. psyduck;
I just noticed you misspelled "Misspelled" psyduck;
I misspelled something? psyduck;
No, he was talking to you, and I was talking to him.
Quote from: Bushybrow on June 01, 2007, 01:19:17 PM
Quote from: Pele on June 01, 2007, 01:18:08 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on June 01, 2007, 01:17:41 PM
Quote from: SBKT on June 01, 2007, 01:15:38 PM
I just noticed the topic title was misspelt. psyduck;
I just noticed you misspelled "Misspelled" psyduck;
I misspelled something? psyduck;
No, he was talking to you, and I was talking to him.
What'd he say I misspelled? psyduck;
Quote from: Pele on June 01, 2007, 01:19:59 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on June 01, 2007, 01:19:17 PM
Quote from: Pele on June 01, 2007, 01:18:08 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on June 01, 2007, 01:17:41 PM
Quote from: SBKT on June 01, 2007, 01:15:38 PM
I just noticed the topic title was misspelt. psyduck;
I just noticed you misspelled "Misspelled" psyduck;
I misspelled something? psyduck;
No, he was talking to you, and I was talking to him.
What'd he say I misspelled? psyduck;
I guess he meant "Lawld" instead of "Lawd"
The title. psyduck;
Quote from: Bushybrow on June 01, 2007, 01:20:42 PM
Quote from: Pele on June 01, 2007, 01:19:59 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on June 01, 2007, 01:19:17 PM
Quote from: Pele on June 01, 2007, 01:18:08 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on June 01, 2007, 01:17:41 PM
Quote from: SBKT on June 01, 2007, 01:15:38 PM
I just noticed the topic title was misspelt. psyduck;
I just noticed you misspelled "Misspelled" psyduck;
I misspelled something? psyduck;
No, he was talking to you, and I was talking to him.
What'd he say I misspelled? psyduck;
I guess he meant "Lawld" instead of "Lawd"
That's no typo. psyduck;
y/n
Quote from: Kaz on June 01, 2007, 12:02:41 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on June 01, 2007, 12:02:05 PM
Quote from: Kaz on June 01, 2007, 11:59:26 AM
Quote from: Retard on June 01, 2007, 11:58:54 AM
Quote from: Kaz on June 01, 2007, 11:56:55 AM
That happened to me once.
you used a frozen hot dog to arouse your penis? psyduck;
No. I got it stuck in my pussy.
oh em gee
I guess it wasn't technically a hot dog though...it was a corn dog. Close enough.
Hermaphrodite, anyone?
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 01, 2007, 07:00:30 PM
Quote from: Kaz on June 01, 2007, 12:02:41 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on June 01, 2007, 12:02:05 PM
Quote from: Kaz on June 01, 2007, 11:59:26 AM
Quote from: Retard on June 01, 2007, 11:58:54 AM
Quote from: Kaz on June 01, 2007, 11:56:55 AM
That happened to me once.
you used a frozen hot dog to arouse your penis? psyduck;
No. I got it stuck in my pussy.
oh em gee
I guess it wasn't technically a hot dog though...it was a corn dog. Close enough.
Hermaphrodite, anyone?
Oh please silver, you of all people should know I'm actually a guy. silly;
Cool. china;
You all confuse me. psyduck;
y/n
She could have used me instead. v;
Quote from: JMV290 on June 02, 2007, 10:18:12 AM
She could have used me instead. v;
What if she tried to freeze it first?