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Title: I have a cramp.
Post by: Sam on September 14, 2009, 11:29:23 PM
and it really hurts. Fix me.
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Hiro on September 15, 2009, 07:00:10 AM
yes;
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: just1more on September 15, 2009, 07:21:23 AM
Quote from: Hïro on September 15, 2009, 07:00:10 AM
yes;

Why are you always so ronery?
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: YPrrrr on September 15, 2009, 10:12:53 AM
Drink some gatorade
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Geno on September 15, 2009, 03:35:34 PM
Quote from: Hïro on September 15, 2009, 07:00:10 AM
yes;
god dammit hiro
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Travis on September 15, 2009, 03:42:54 PM
damn nikka
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Hiro on September 15, 2009, 03:44:11 PM
Quote from: Papa K on September 15, 2009, 07:21:23 AM
Why are you always so ronery?
idk  :(

Quote from: GENOP on September 15, 2009, 03:35:34 PM
god dammit hiro
lol
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Oh on September 15, 2009, 04:19:09 PM
 Shut up.
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Feynman on September 15, 2009, 04:27:22 PM
This girl next to me in English class was getting cramps and every time she felt uncomfortable, she'd squeeze my arm because it was the closest thing to her.

It was interesting.
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Walter on September 15, 2009, 05:55:46 PM
Quote from: Bassir on September 15, 2009, 04:27:22 PM
This girl next to me in English class was getting cramps and every time she felt uncomfortable, she'd squeeze my arm because it was the closest thing to her.

It was interesting.


I bet your girlfriend is jealous because everyone is itching to get a piece of you including me. cjlubdoods;
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Tomboh on September 15, 2009, 05:58:10 PM
i cant im a dipshit
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Feynman on September 15, 2009, 05:59:22 PM
Quote from: Walter on September 15, 2009, 05:55:46 PM
I bet your girlfriend is jealous because everyone is itching to get a piece of you including me. cjlubdoods;


She does seem to be a bit perturbed or slightly annoyed by the fact that I'm very popular within the nerd community of our school, and that I talk to girls a lot. I make lots of people laugh.

I could imagine a bit of jealousy coming from your boyfriend making other girls (or even guys) laugh all the time.
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on September 15, 2009, 08:11:10 PM
I'm lucky, in that I don't get cramps, but I still manage to PMS as strong as anyone.
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Geno on September 15, 2009, 08:20:47 PM
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on September 15, 2009, 08:11:10 PM
I'm lucky, in that I don't get cramps, but I still manage to PMS as strong as anyone.
Wait I thought pqqu was a guy
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on September 15, 2009, 08:21:30 PM
Quote from: GENOP on September 15, 2009, 08:20:47 PM
Wait I thought pqqu was a guy


SOMEBODY MISSED THE BOAT  doodhuh;
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Classic on September 15, 2009, 08:22:12 PM
Silly Geno.
Haven't you learned not to talk?


PEE KYEW KYEW YOU is beautiful.  cjlubdoods;
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Geno on September 15, 2009, 08:24:11 PM
Quote from: King Shishkebaboo on September 15, 2009, 08:22:12 PM
Silly Geno.
Haven't you learned not to talk?


PEE KYEW KYEW YOU is beautiful.  cjlubdoods;
Uh I don't think I've seen pictures or anything so yeah I kinda just assumed she was a guy
oops
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on September 15, 2009, 08:26:20 PM
Quote from: GENOP on September 15, 2009, 08:24:11 PM
Uh I don't think I've seen pictures or anything so yeah I kinda just assumed she was a guy
oops


You didn't just miss the boat, you missed the whole damn harbour!

Quote from: GENOP on September 15, 2009, 08:24:11 PM
Uh I don't think I've seen pictures or anything so yeah I kinda just assumed she was a guy
oops


Thank you, dearie.  giggle;
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Hiro on September 15, 2009, 08:27:54 PM
Quote from: GENOP on September 15, 2009, 08:20:47 PM
Wait I thought pqqu was a guy
correct

Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on September 15, 2009, 08:21:30 PM
SOMEBODY MISSED THE BOAT  doodhuh;
i think maybe you used that phrase wrong

Quote from: King Shishkebaboo on September 15, 2009, 08:22:12 PM
Silly Geno.
Haven't you learned not to talk?


PEE KYEW KYEW YOU is beautiful.  cjlubdoods;
did i miss the part where geno said something offensive?  doodhuh;
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Classic on September 15, 2009, 08:28:47 PM
Quote from: Hïro on September 15, 2009, 08:27:54 PM
did i miss the part where geno said something offensive?  doodhuh;

He didn't say anything offensive.

He made himself look like an idiot as usual. Not that it takes much.  n_u
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Geno on September 15, 2009, 08:29:41 PM
Oh I guess I did miss something.
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on September 15, 2009, 08:30:03 PM
Quote from: Hïro on September 15, 2009, 08:27:54 PM
correct


DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A BOAT IS?

incorrect  :3
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Hiro on September 15, 2009, 08:33:35 PM
Quote from: King Shishkebaboo on September 15, 2009, 08:28:47 PM
He didn't say anything offensive.

He made himself look like an idiot as usual. Not that it takes much.  n_u
so why exactly did you have to be rude  baddood;

Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on September 15, 2009, 08:30:03 PM
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A BOAT IS?

incorrect  :3
DO YOU KNOW HOW BIG A BUS IS?

also notice I bolded the word "was"
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Geno on September 15, 2009, 08:36:20 PM
Quote from: Hïro on September 15, 2009, 08:33:35 PM
so why exactly did you have to be rude  baddood;
It's tyler. He randomly insults me just to be an asshole.
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on September 15, 2009, 08:36:31 PM
Quote from: Hïro on September 15, 2009, 08:33:35 PM
also notice I bolded the word "was"


YOU SHOULD REALLY TAKE HINTS FROM T-PAYNE GRANT

I never was. I was a caterpiller waiting to create my cocoon. I was never a maggot.  cjlubdoods;
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Hiro on September 15, 2009, 08:37:29 PM
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on September 15, 2009, 08:36:31 PM
YOU SHOULD REALLY TAKE HINTS FROM T-PAYNE GRANT

I never was. I was a caterpiller waiting to create my cocoon. I was never a maggot.  cjlubdoods;

lol okay pqqu
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Classic on September 15, 2009, 08:37:58 PM
Quote from: GENOP on September 15, 2009, 08:36:20 PM
It's tyler. He randomly insults me just to be an asshole.

"Just to be"?

Everything is justified.  giggle;

Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on September 15, 2009, 08:36:31 PM
I never was. I was a caterpiller waiting to create my cocoon. I was never a maggot.  cjlubdoods;

And you're now the most beautiful butterfly EVER.  cjlubdoods;
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Geno on September 15, 2009, 08:38:41 PM
OH so he got a sex change.
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Mando Pandango on September 15, 2009, 08:40:18 PM
Wait, PQQU finally got a spiffy new vagina?

Congrats, PQQU. :3
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on September 15, 2009, 08:42:24 PM
Quote from: GENOP on September 15, 2009, 08:38:41 PM
OH so he got a sex change.


I HOPE YOU'VE NEVER SUNG I'M ON A BOAT BECAUSE YOU MOST CERTAINLY ARE NOT. YOU HAVE IN FACT MISSED THE BOAT, ANY OTHER SORT OF NAUTICAL FLOATATION CRAFT, AND THE INDUSTRY / AREA WHICH HOUSES / STOCKS SAID BOATS.

I haven't gotten anything 'cept a bad attitude.  wariodood;

Also pronouns.

Quote from: Man of Popsicle on September 15, 2009, 08:40:18 PM
Wait, PQQU finally got a spiffy new vagina?

Congrats, PQQU. :3


Spiffy would not be the word, love. Anyway, that's about 5 years from now.  :3

Quote from: King Shishkebaboo on September 15, 2009, 08:37:58 PM
And you're now the most beautiful butterfly EVER.  cjlubdoods;


Oh gosh, Tyler.  giggle;

But I still have ways to go. I appreciate your vision, you have an honest one.  happydood;
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: YPrrrr on September 15, 2009, 08:44:34 PM
I'm just really confused
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Classic on September 15, 2009, 08:45:18 PM
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on September 15, 2009, 08:42:24 PM
Oh gosh, Tyler.  giggle;

But I still have ways to go. I appreciate your vision, you have an honest one.  happydood;

'Scuse me, Ma'am. Don't forget I'm here to help you on your way.  cjlubdoods;
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on September 15, 2009, 08:56:14 PM
So Pqqu's mom fucked pqqu's dad (because my mom tends to be the agressive one, but this is not corroborated), and concieved pqqu. Just like all of y'all, she was a female zygote turning fetus waiting for the hormone bath to determine her sex and gender. The hormone bath got adminstered, but something fucked up,  and Pqqu's body recieved enough male hormones to give her a penis, and the rest got female: her mind, certain physical characteristics. If you want to get metaphysical, you could argue that I was meant / intended by physical process to be born female, since the most vital parts of the way a human defines herself, the brain, is female.

But whoops baby pops out and IT'S GOT A PENIS NAME IT GREG and so I spend 12 years of life with a general sense of discomfort and detachment from other people and myself. I got 13 and my life went down the shitter, and I started wondering if I really fit my physical sex. Sex is binary, but gender is in the mind, and it defines the real way we interact in the world, with respect to gender roles. My mind is more female than male. Or to put it another way, I feel more comfortable, honest, and real as a woman than as a male. Gender's in the head, so it's not like I was transforming from one mental state to the other; rather, I awoke to the way that my brain works. But my body's slow, so slow that we have to give it pills to tell it to catch the fuck up!

But just by announcing myself as a transwoman, I've opened so many new doors in my life! I can explore what womanhood really means with people who aren't judgemental! I can get crippling depressive episodes and fuck up my medication! I can reduce my life expectancy to 32 just by being who I am publicly!

And I get ripshit certain times of the month.

Quote from: King Shishkebaboo on September 15, 2009, 08:45:18 PM
'Scuse me, Ma'am. Don't forget I'm here to help you on your way.  cjlubdoods;


Those who help others will surely be helped themselves. Don't ever forget that you're not alone.
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Classic on September 15, 2009, 08:58:11 PM
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on September 15, 2009, 08:56:14 PM
Those who help others will surely be helped themselves. Don't ever forget that you're not alone.

cjlubdoods;
Someday we'll meet in Boston and talk of many things.

Shoes and ships, ceiling wax, cabbages and KINGS!  giggle;
And JMV has to come too.  baddood;
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on September 15, 2009, 09:00:38 PM
Quote from: King Shishkebaboo on September 15, 2009, 08:58:11 PM
cjlubdoods;
Someday we'll meet in Boston and talk of many things.

Shoes and ships, ceiling wax, cabbages and KINGS!  giggle;
And JMV has to come too.  baddood;


Good idea, good idea. We can sip tea and giggle.  happydood;

Shoes, and ships and!...what?...cabba-...um...ROYALTY OK YEAH!

But of course! The life of the party must be there.  bassir;
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Geno on September 15, 2009, 09:00:56 PM
ok I understand now  :3
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on September 15, 2009, 09:02:26 PM
Quote from: GENOP on September 15, 2009, 09:00:56 PM
ok I understand now  :3


All aboard the Trapboat.  giggle;
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Classic on September 15, 2009, 09:03:02 PM
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on September 15, 2009, 09:00:38 PM
Good idea, good idea. We can sip tea and giggle.  happydood;

Shoes, and ships and!...what?...cabba-...um...ROYALTY OK YEAH!

But of course! The life of the party must be there.  bassir;

OMG We could go to Hookah bars and Tea rooms.  happydood;
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on September 15, 2009, 09:04:57 PM
Quote from: King Shishkebaboo on September 15, 2009, 09:03:02 PM
OMG We could go to Hookah bars and Tea rooms.  happydood;


I've never smoked Hookah, is it nice?

I should find a good tea bar near Downtown Crossing...hmm....
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Classic on September 15, 2009, 09:06:02 PM
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on September 15, 2009, 09:04:57 PM
I've never smoked Hookah, is it nice?

I should find a good tea bar near Downtown Crossing...hmm....

Well, I smoked a grape flavored thingy in it. It was fun.


We have to find a nice little Tea room where they sell delicious cakes and wonderful atmosphere.  happydood;
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on September 15, 2009, 09:07:32 PM
Quote from: King Shishkebaboo on September 15, 2009, 09:06:02 PM
Well, I smoked a grape flavored thingy in it. It was fun.


We have to find a nice little Tea room where they sell delicious cakes and wonderful atmosphere.  happydood;




I went to a place like that once!!!!


...it was in a small French village.  saddood;
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Classic on September 15, 2009, 09:08:20 PM
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on September 15, 2009, 09:07:32 PM
I went to a place like that once!!!!
...it was in a small French village.  saddood;

I don't think we'll ever find a tea room worth visiting in America.  saddood;
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on September 15, 2009, 09:10:14 PM
Quote from: King Shishkebaboo on September 15, 2009, 09:08:20 PM
I don't think we'll ever find a tea room worth visiting in America.  saddood;


One must never give up hope!

And if during the day one loses hope, one must dream!

Which I am off to do. Keep beautiful thoughts in your head, dear.  :3
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Classic on September 15, 2009, 09:10:44 PM
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on September 15, 2009, 09:10:14 PM
One must never give up hope!
And if during the day one loses hope, one must dream!
Which I am off to do. Keep beautiful thoughts in your head, dear.  :3

Goodnight my beautiful butterfly.  giggle;
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: YPrrrr on September 15, 2009, 09:11:51 PM
Quote from: King Shishkebaboo on September 15, 2009, 09:08:20 PM
I don't think we'll ever find a tea room worth visiting in America.  saddood;
I've been to plenty of very nice tea rooms... San Francisco had quite a few nice ones
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Classic on September 15, 2009, 09:12:58 PM
Quote from: YPR on September 15, 2009, 09:11:51 PM
I've been to plenty of very nice tea rooms... San Francisco had quite a few nice ones

Hmmm.
But that's all the way over there. It needs to be where PEE KYEW KYEW YOU, James, and I are going to meet.
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Hiro on September 15, 2009, 09:26:16 PM
Greg  :3
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: FAMY2 on September 16, 2009, 07:17:46 AM
I just love Pqqu to death. She is so honest and has a great sense of humor. But Greg doesn't fit. 
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Nyerp on September 16, 2009, 12:51:50 PM
he
him
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on September 16, 2009, 01:43:17 PM
Quote from: FAMY2 on September 16, 2009, 07:17:46 AM
I just love Pqqu to death. She is so honest and has a great sense of humor. But Greg doesn't fit. 


Aww, thank you dear! I try to strive for that, so it's good that's getting across.

It's so nice having you around Boyah, you really light up the boards. I missed you from Outsider.  :3

Quote from: Nyerp on September 16, 2009, 12:51:50 PM
he
him


I would be irked by anyone except for you.
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Nyerp on September 16, 2009, 04:18:28 PM
why did this thread go from sam's cramps to trannies
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Mando Pandango on September 16, 2009, 04:33:27 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on September 16, 2009, 04:18:28 PM
why did this thread go from sam's cramps to trannies
I'm pretty sure the deciding tangent was menstruation.
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: rdl on September 16, 2009, 04:50:01 PM
4 pages on Sam having a cramp?

Really?

Quote from: Bassir on September 15, 2009, 05:59:22 PM
brag brag
wow is this all you do?
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: ME## on September 16, 2009, 04:56:13 PM
Quote from: RDX on September 16, 2009, 04:50:01 PM
4 pages on Sam having a cramp?

Really?
wow is this all you do?


yea

and yea
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: bluaki on September 16, 2009, 05:03:48 PM
Quote from: RDX on September 16, 2009, 04:50:01 PM
4 pages on Sam having a cramp?

Really?
No chat thread might be a contributing factor, but lots of boyah threads wind up way off topic eventually.

and why is pqqu everyone's favorite transwoman? saddood;

Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on September 15, 2009, 09:02:26 PM
All aboard the Trapboat.  giggle;
I would; however, certain circumstances currently prevent me from fully having such a boat :(
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Feynman on September 16, 2009, 05:07:36 PM
Quote from: RDX on September 16, 2009, 04:50:01 PM
wow is this all you do?


um i was flattered

so i had to keep talking

im cool
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: rdl on September 16, 2009, 05:13:05 PM
Quote from: Bassir on September 16, 2009, 05:07:36 PM
um i was flattered

so i had to keep talking

im cool
see? goonish
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Nyerp on September 16, 2009, 05:13:28 PM
guys i have a confession im actually a transman
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: YPrrrr on September 16, 2009, 05:36:28 PM
Quote from: bluaki on September 16, 2009, 05:03:48 PM

I would; however, certain circumstances currently prevent me from fully having such a boat :(
landlocked?
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Classic on September 16, 2009, 05:38:16 PM
Poor Bluaki.
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Thyme on September 16, 2009, 05:47:49 PM
Quote from: King Shishkebaboo on September 15, 2009, 09:08:20 PM
I don't think we'll ever find a tea room worth visiting in America.  saddood;


We have some of those here, but I think my coolness factor is too low to enter one. maps;

also i don't like coffee maps;
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Classic on September 16, 2009, 05:48:57 PM
Quote from: Thyme on September 16, 2009, 05:47:49 PM
We have some of those here, but I think my coolness factor is too low to enter one. maps;

also i don't like coffee maps;

But if you go with me and we get you all dressed up in my super fun clothes then you'll be able too.


And most Tea rooms have hot chocolate. spam;
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: YPrrrr on September 16, 2009, 05:49:09 PM
Quote from: Thyme on September 16, 2009, 05:47:49 PM
We have some of those here, but I think my coolness factor is too low to enter one. maps;

I don't think tea rooms are exactly filled with cool people
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Classic on September 16, 2009, 05:50:17 PM
Quote from: YPR on September 16, 2009, 05:49:09 PM
I don't think tea rooms are exactly filled with cool people

Well... giggle;
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Thyme on September 16, 2009, 05:51:51 PM
Quote from: YPR on September 16, 2009, 05:49:09 PM
I don't think tea rooms are exactly filled with cool people


Yeah, I'm probably thinking of coffee shops. befuddlement

I blame Questionable Content.

Quote from: King Shishkebaboo on September 16, 2009, 05:48:57 PM
But if you go with me and we get you all dressed up in my super fun clothes then you'll be able too.


And most Tea rooms have hot chocolate. spam;


Yay, hot chocolate. giggle;

Also, remember your green scarf? Matching purple scarf y/n n_u
Title: Re: I have a cramp.
Post by: Nyerp on September 16, 2009, 05:52:20 PM
oh great now clothes and tea