What the hell happened to vampires?
Who decided they should destroy the entire mythology and replace them with whiny, pale highschoolers with emotional problems?
I had the tv on for five minutes and I see this ad for a show with a bunch of chic bastards with fangs.
What the hell.
Nobody appreciates Count Chocula anymore. :(
But I agree. I hate the new aged vampire shit.
It makes money. Get over it.
More than likely you didn't give a shit about vampires before this new craze came about.
Hellsing
It will remind you of how badass vampires can be.
[spoiler](http://thewowjonesreport.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/stephenie-meyer1.jpg)[/spoiler]
She basically destroyed the coolness of vampires and turned them into the sparkle in daylight sucky ones. For that I despise her baddood; and her crappy books.
That is why we need new buffy that doesn't' suck to get the real vampire type back into popularity.
True Blood is awesome
Quote from: The Speaker Of Words on September 13, 2009, 03:15:54 PM
It makes money. Get over it.
More than likely you didn't give a shit about vampires before this new craze came about.
Nah, I'm taking a literature course which is focused around the history of the sci-fi/ horror genre and we're beginning to touch on this.
The sexy vampire culture that's popped up grosses me out, but the way it functions in society reminds me a lot of the way LaVey describes psychic vampires.
And then I remember I need to get my copy of that book back from my friend in Ohio.
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on September 13, 2009, 08:53:25 PM
The sexy vampire culture that's popped up grosses me out, but the way it functions in society reminds me a lot of the way LaVey describes psychic vampires.
And then I remember I need to get my copy of that book back from my friend in Ohio.
Sexy?
Dear, these vampires are fucking pussies.
Quote from: King Shishkebaboo on September 13, 2009, 09:37:53 PM
Sexy?
Dear, these vampires are fucking pussies.
Hahahahaha, thanks man.
Quote from: Son Of Stallion Vol.13 on September 13, 2009, 09:44:09 PM
Hahahahaha, thanks man.
I'm being serious.
Dracula was to be feared...but he was also a charmer. giggle;
These new vampires are terrible. akudood;
Quote from: King Shishkebaboo on September 13, 2009, 09:46:01 PM
I'm being serious.
Dracula was to be feared...but he was also a charmer. giggle;
These new vampires are terrible. akudood;
No no, I know, it just made me laugh.
Yeah, the classic kind of vampire is the suave, slick haired, cunning type.
I actually kind of define how I view them from stephen king's "salem's lot". You've got the wizened, unfathomably old "grandfathers" who have been around forever, spreading like a disease. Terribly strong, well versed and, as you said, charming.
Then the ones they infect, the mindless kind of drones who shrivel in daylight and live only to infect others.
Ooooh, I love it. giggle;
Someone needs to murder Stephenie Meyer and these other jokes for making such terrible slop. akudood;
Psh, the completely badass killing machine with no remorse whatsoever and an insatiable bloodlust is the kind of vampire I like. Go Alucard.
baddood;