In my driveway. And I'm alone. O_0
What the hell do I do? >.<
Go out and invite him for tea.
Call your mother and tell her there is a strange man sitting in the driveway and she should come home immediately
Call the cops?
Get off boyah, at least. doodhuh;
Greet him.
Grab your BB gun.
I still don't know who it was that I saw out there, but the car is my step-dad's friend's. They just came in, along with his wife and daughter.
Holy god they are trashy doodhuh;
Why do you people think that when an oddly dressed man is roaming through your backyard you're supposed to call your mother?
For years my sisters believed this when I was like "no morons you call the fucking police, what the hell is mom gonna do?"
Hiding's always a good option