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Title: When I was young...
Post by: me003 on September 08, 2009, 03:46:37 AM
I used to drink my own blood when I would get injured because...it was salty and i liked it.. . but because I thought it would go back in my body like nothing happened.
Title: Re: When I was young...
Post by: Cookie on September 08, 2009, 08:22:43 AM
Do you sharpen your teeth with a file too?
Title: Re: When I was young...
Post by: l a c e y on September 08, 2009, 08:27:16 AM
Quote from: Cookie on September 08, 2009, 08:22:43 AM
Do you sharpen your teeth with a file too?


One time some kid at school did that. He was in the mental class.
Title: Re: When I was young...
Post by: Daddy on September 08, 2009, 08:59:57 AM
Quote from: Cookie on September 08, 2009, 08:22:43 AM
Do you sharpen your teeth with a file too?
There was a kid named Johnny in my kindergarten class.  Johnny put his pinky in the pencil sharpener and cranked it.
Title: Re: When I was young...
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on September 08, 2009, 09:39:37 AM
Quote from: JMV on September 08, 2009, 08:59:57 AM
There was a kid named Johnny in my kindergarten class.  Johnny put his pinky in the pencil sharpener and cranked it.


He must have had a very small pinky.

And a very small brain.
Title: Re: When I was young...
Post by: l a c e y on September 08, 2009, 09:40:15 AM
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on September 08, 2009, 09:39:37 AM
He must have had a very small pinky.

And a very small brain.


Little kids have very small fingers.
Title: Re: When I was young...
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on September 08, 2009, 10:03:42 AM
Quote from: laylay on September 08, 2009, 09:40:15 AM
Little kids have very small fingers.



Pencils are what, 6 mm? That's almost a quarter of an inch. Babies' fingers are that small.
Title: Re: When I was young...
Post by: Daddy on September 08, 2009, 10:04:51 AM
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on September 08, 2009, 10:03:42 AM
Pencils are what, 6 mm? That's almost a quarter of an inch. Babies' fingers are that small.
Pencil sharpeners have that opening for the fat pencils.  akudood;
Title: Re: When I was young...
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on September 08, 2009, 10:16:51 AM
Quote from: JMV on September 08, 2009, 10:04:51 AM
Pencil sharpeners have that opening for the fat pencils.  akudood;


Which get up to 3/4 of an inch at most...which would be enough. Did he really do that?  huhdoodame;
Title: Re: When I was young...
Post by: Daddy on September 08, 2009, 10:27:45 AM
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on September 08, 2009, 10:16:51 AM
Which get up to 3/4 of an inch at most...which would be enough. Did he really do that?  huhdoodame;
Yes. I still remember his scream.  baddood;

He squealed like a piggie.  :3
Title: Re: When I was young...
Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on September 08, 2009, 02:11:52 PM
I remember in third grade this kid flipped out and locked himself in the computer room at the back of the class. Principal showed up. School cop showed up. Other teachers showed up.

They got it open, but he somehow slipped past them all and got outside.

I can still see him running past the window with about seven adults on his tail.
Title: Re: When I was young...
Post by: rdl on September 08, 2009, 04:05:23 PM
When I was young...

...it was awesome.
Title: Re: When I was young...
Post by: Andria on September 08, 2009, 04:08:41 PM
Quote from: Corporal Clegg on September 08, 2009, 02:11:52 PM
I remember in third grade this kid flipped out and locked himself in the computer room at the back of the class. Principal showed up. School cop showed up. Other teachers showed up.

They got it open, but he somehow slipped past them all and got outside.

I can still see him running past the window with about seven adults on his tail.

That reminds me of the time in elementary school a kid tried burning down our BRICK school with a magnifying glass and a bunch of leaves and they told him to stop so he tried running away and one of the gym teachers tackled him.
Title: Re: When I was young...
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on September 08, 2009, 04:28:16 PM
Nobody did really crazy things at my school...for me, I wrote a poem about hatred once and had to get counseling. That's really it.
Title: Re: When I was young...
Post by: me003 on September 08, 2009, 09:38:38 PM
i remember some kids told this really weird kid that some dog crap was chocolate and he ate it.