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Title: i think i have pinkeye
Post by: Mando Pandango on September 07, 2009, 10:43:36 AM
Where are my doctors?
Title: Re: i think i have pinkeye
Post by: ME## on September 07, 2009, 10:45:37 AM
Obama decided that it wasn't important enough for you to receive care, so you don't get the medicine.
Title: Re: i think i have pinkeye
Post by: l a c e y on September 07, 2009, 05:18:31 PM
Go get some eye drops and don't rub it.
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Post by: Mettalik on September 07, 2009, 08:40:14 PM
how did you get fecal matter in your eyes
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Post by: Samus Aran on September 08, 2009, 10:26:27 AM
Quote from: Mettalik on September 07, 2009, 08:40:14 PM
how did you get fecal matter in your eyes


i don't get it
Title: Re: i think i have pinkeye
Post by: ME## on September 08, 2009, 10:44:53 AM
Quote from: Kaz on September 08, 2009, 10:26:27 AM
i don't get it

QuoteA purulent discharge (a whitish-yellow, yellow or yellow-brown substance more commonly known as pus) strongly suggests bacterial cause from fecal matter, unless there is known exposure to toxins. Pink eye can also be caused by bacteria from faeces, pet hair, or by smoke or other fumes. Infection with Neisseria gonorrhoeae should be suspected if the discharge is particularly thick and copious.

Title: Re: i think i have pinkeye
Post by: Mando Pandango on September 08, 2009, 05:20:19 PM
Must have been "smoke and other fumes."

People here love them their cigarettes.
Title: Re: i think i have pinkeye
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on September 08, 2009, 05:22:19 PM
Maybe someone shits on your eyes while you're asleep!  hocuspocus;
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Post by: Mando Pandango on September 08, 2009, 05:33:26 PM
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on September 08, 2009, 05:22:19 PM
Maybe someone shits on your eyes while you're asleep!  hocuspocus;
I will be talking to my roommate about this :<
Title: Re: i think i have pinkeye
Post by: Samus Aran on September 08, 2009, 05:37:21 PM
I guess I never thought about where pinkeye actually comes from, all I knew is that it's easy to catch from people who already have it. I had it once, real mild case though.
Title: Re: i think i have pinkeye
Post by: Nyerp on September 08, 2009, 06:02:13 PM
i thought it was from getting snot in your eye
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on September 08, 2009, 06:10:50 PM
i've had pinkeye-like symptoms in one eye for about two weeks now, and apparently it's not contagious because even the other eye is perfect goowan
so i really have no idea what it is and the doctor just threw pills and eyedrops at me and i overdosed awdood;