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Title: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on September 06, 2009, 08:35:56 AM

Why are they called blowjobs when there is no blowing involved

Just call them suckjobbs.

Btw blowjobs feel amazing <3

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on September 06, 2009, 08:39:19 AM

what was originally "below job" eventually because "blowjob"

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on September 06, 2009, 08:40:50 AM

Quote from: Boyager on September 06, 2009, 08:39:19 AM
what was originally "below job" eventually because "blowjob"

What?

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on September 06, 2009, 08:45:43 AM

Quote from: Boyager on September 06, 2009, 08:40:50 AM
What?

at first it was called a "below job" but when said fast "below" sounds like "blow"

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on September 06, 2009, 08:46:11 AM

Quote from: Boyager on September 06, 2009, 08:40:50 AM
What?

i meant became, not because lol

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on September 06, 2009, 09:39:04 AM

I've never had one even though I've had sex numerous times and eaten a girl out too. :(

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on September 06, 2009, 03:42:13 PM

Quote from: Boyager on September 06, 2009, 09:39:04 AM
I've never had one even though I've had sex numerous times and eaten a girl out too. :(

you suck

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on September 06, 2009, 03:46:59 PM

why do they call it eating a girl out if there's no eating involved

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on September 06, 2009, 03:56:36 PM

Quote from: Boyager on September 06, 2009, 03:46:59 PM
why do they call it eating a girl out if there's no eating involved

speak for yourself

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on September 06, 2009, 04:44:01 PM

Why do they call it tossing your salad if there isnt no salad or tossing involved

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on September 06, 2009, 04:46:29 PM

Quote from: Boyager on September 06, 2009, 04:44:01 PM
Why do they call it tossing your salad if there isnt no salad or tossing involved

cause it sounds a lot nicer than licking a butthole

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on September 06, 2009, 04:47:06 PM

Quote from: Boyager on September 06, 2009, 04:44:01 PM
Why do they call it tossing your salad if there isnt no salad or tossing involved

speak for yourself y/n

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Hiro on September 06, 2009, 04:50:52 PM

I didn't make this thread akudood;

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on September 09, 2009, 07:42:14 PM

Quote from: Boyager on September 06, 2009, 08:35:56 AM
Btw blowjobs feel amazing <3

Fuck yeah they do <3

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on September 10, 2009, 01:08:07 PM

gross akudood;

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Post by: Boyager on September 15, 2009, 06:28:40 AM

kefka

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Post by: Boyager on September 15, 2009, 07:25:54 AM

What do blowjobs feel like? :o

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Post by: Boyager on September 17, 2009, 10:29:29 AM

Quote from: Boyager on September 15, 2009, 07:25:54 AM
What do blowjobs feel like? :o

Ever suck a Lollipop?...

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on September 17, 2009, 10:33:14 AM

Quote from: Boyager on September 17, 2009, 10:29:29 AM
Ever suck a Lollipop?...

But I've never been a lollipop. O_0

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on September 17, 2009, 10:35:55 AM

Quote from: Boyager on September 17, 2009, 10:33:14 AM
But I've never been a lollipop. O_0

All Dicks are Lollipop's spam;!

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on November 19, 2009, 09:59:57 AM

Quote from: Boyager on September 17, 2009, 10:35:55 AM
All Dicks are Lollipop's spam;!

O_0

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on November 19, 2009, 12:26:34 PM

Quote from: Boyager on September 15, 2009, 07:25:54 AM
What do blowjobs feel like? :o

a warm, homemade apple pie... with a mouth

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on November 19, 2009, 11:57:27 PM

a week ago a good friend of mine gave my best friend a blowjob

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on November 20, 2009, 02:13:38 AM

That was kind of her.

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on November 20, 2009, 05:12:43 AM

if they're such a good friend why didn't they blow you

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on November 20, 2009, 12:02:01 PM

giving one doesnt feel like a lollipop but it is warm in your mouth

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Post by: Boyager on November 20, 2009, 01:09:33 PM

Before I die, I would like to give a blowjob. That's just one of my life goals.

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Post by: Boyager on November 20, 2009, 01:33:52 PM

before i die lifes goal is to be successful
blowjobs are fun

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Post by: Boyager on November 27, 2009, 04:26:56 AM

i always challenge them to try and deep throat giggle;

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Post by: Boyager on November 27, 2009, 10:07:37 AM

id be good at that no gag reflex

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Post by: Boyager on November 28, 2009, 12:16:27 AM

Quote from: Boyager on November 27, 2009, 10:07:37 AM
id be good at that no gag reflex

well hello

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on November 28, 2009, 01:01:31 PM

Quote from: Boyager on November 28, 2009, 12:16:27 AM
well hello

yes?

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Post by: Boyager on November 28, 2009, 04:03:35 PM

Quote from: Boyager on November 28, 2009, 01:01:31 PM
yes?

how are you today? :3

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Post by: Boyager on November 28, 2009, 04:05:14 PM

I am great and yourself? happydood;

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Post by: Boyager on November 28, 2009, 11:01:16 PM

Quote from: Boyager on November 28, 2009, 04:05:14 PM
I am great and yourself? happydood;

quite well thank you giggle;

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on November 29, 2009, 04:48:50 AM

overrated

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Post by: Boyager on November 29, 2009, 05:44:06 AM

Quote from: Boyager on November 28, 2009, 11:01:16 PM
quite well thank you giggle;

Q('_' Q)What did he mean overrated?

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on November 29, 2009, 11:22:25 AM

Quote from: Boyager on November 29, 2009, 05:44:06 AM
Q('_' Q)What did he mean overrated?

blowjobs

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on November 29, 2009, 11:25:59 AM

Quote from: Boyager on November 29, 2009, 11:22:25 AM
blowjobs

doodhuh;

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Post by: Boyager on November 29, 2009, 11:28:28 AM

Quote from: Boyager on November 29, 2009, 11:25:59 AM
doodhuh;

they're overrated

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on November 29, 2009, 11:29:34 AM

Quote from: Boyager on November 29, 2009, 11:28:28 AM
they're overrated

n_u Its not like I would know so yes.

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on November 29, 2009, 11:30:39 AM

Quote from: Boyager on November 29, 2009, 11:29:34 AM
n_u Its not like I would know so yes.

yeah so why are you even a part of this discussion

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on November 29, 2009, 11:32:21 AM

Quote from: Boyager on November 29, 2009, 11:30:39 AM
yeah so why are you even a part of this discussion

Because I thought i could contribute.

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on November 29, 2009, 11:34:02 AM

Quote from: Boyager on November 29, 2009, 11:32:21 AM
Because I thought i could contribute.

dude you know what feels really good? putting your dong in the blender. i do it all the time. you should try it

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on November 29, 2009, 11:36:47 AM

Quote from: Boyager on November 29, 2009, 11:34:02 AM
dude you know what feels really good? putting your dong in the blender. i do it all the time. you should try it

Man you are funny
won't fall for that one again

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on December 04, 2009, 06:06:53 AM

I've never gotten one.

I almost did. My gf at the time noticed I was hard while driving (for the life of me, I can't figure out why), so she tried to give me one. But I think because she was hesitant to go far with me, she didn't take it out. So she tried to blow me through my pants. She did this for awhile, 'til I asked "What are you doing..." She raised up and tried to act like it never happened.

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on December 04, 2009, 06:15:45 AM

Quote from: Boyager on December 04, 2009, 06:06:53 AM
I've never gotten one.

I almost did. My gf at the time noticed I was hard while driving (for the life of me, I can't figure out why), so she tried to give me one. But I think because she was hesitant to go far with me, she didn't take it out. So she tried to blow me through my pants. She did this for awhile, 'til I asked "What are you doing..." She raised up and tried to act like it never happened.

what a dumb ho

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on December 04, 2009, 08:48:52 AM

Quote from: Boyager on December 04, 2009, 06:15:45 AM
what a dumb ho

that she is
and get one

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on December 04, 2009, 02:42:41 PM

Quote from: Boyager on December 04, 2009, 06:06:53 AM
So she tried to blow me through my pants. She did this for awhile, 'til I asked "What are you doing..."

she had fabric in her mouth "for awhile"?

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on December 04, 2009, 02:47:03 PM

HAHA

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on December 04, 2009, 11:03:21 PM

if we do a boyah get-together, lacey could probably suck everyone's cock

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on December 04, 2009, 11:09:22 PM

Quote from: Boyager on December 04, 2009, 11:03:21 PM
if we do a boyah get-together, lacey could probably suck everyone's cock

i'd prefer hensa

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on December 04, 2009, 11:11:19 PM

Quote from: Boyager on December 04, 2009, 11:09:22 PM
i'd prefer Mario

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on December 05, 2009, 12:45:41 AM

Quote from: Boyager on December 04, 2009, 11:11:19 PM
no

don't make me step on you

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on December 05, 2009, 03:32:11 AM

Quote from: Boyager on December 04, 2009, 11:03:21 PM
if we do a boyah get-together, lacey could probably suck everyone's cock

no i would not do that.

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on December 05, 2009, 04:24:15 AM

Quote from: Boyager on December 05, 2009, 03:32:11 AM
no i would not do that.

zayna would

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Post by: Boyager on December 05, 2009, 04:25:59 AM

Quote from: Boyager on December 05, 2009, 04:24:15 AM
zayna would

that's good for her.

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Post by: Boyager on December 05, 2009, 04:27:20 AM

Quote from: Boyager on December 05, 2009, 04:25:59 AM
that's good for her.

you should satisfy me like she would have, lacey :'(

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on December 05, 2009, 06:59:58 AM

Quote from: Boyager on December 05, 2009, 04:27:20 AM
you should satisfy me like she would have, lacey :'(

i'm not a whore.

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Post by: Boyager on December 05, 2009, 07:04:03 AM

Quote from: Boyager on December 05, 2009, 06:59:58 AM
i'm not a whore.

you're not a whore if you only do it for me

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on December 06, 2009, 02:16:27 AM

Quote from: Boyager on December 05, 2009, 07:04:03 AM
you're not a whore if you only do it for me

i have a boyfriend and i happen to like him.

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on December 06, 2009, 02:21:21 AM

I'm devoted to my girlfriend entirely and I want to be loyal to her

But giving blowjobs are awesome

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on December 05, 2009, 11:46:06 PM

I'm devoted to my hand and masturbating sucks.

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on December 05, 2009, 11:50:08 PM

Oh man I want a cock in my mouth right now SO BAD arrgghh

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on December 06, 2009, 12:27:58 AM

Quote from: Boyager on December 06, 2009, 02:21:21 AM
I'm devoted to my girlfriend entirely and I want to be loyal to her

But giving blowjobs are awesome

Wait... what

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on December 06, 2009, 08:26:46 AM

im nervous about giving one... seriously

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Post by: Boyager on December 06, 2009, 10:12:20 AM

What's to be nervous about? as long as you don't use teeth you're golden

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on April 07, 2010, 05:11:44 PM

I want a blowjob now

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Post by: Boyager on April 09, 2010, 09:21:25 AM

I would like a Blowjob from:
(http://i43.tinypic.com/2uqk45e.png)
"YES! THIS is YUMMY~" :3

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on April 09, 2010, 03:53:43 PM

I give better blowjobs

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Post by: Boyager on April 10, 2010, 11:25:14 AM

Quote from: Boyager on April 09, 2010, 03:53:43 PM
I give better blowjobs

wariodood;
Q('_' Q)

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on April 28, 2010, 02:49:35 PM

i love giving myself blowjobs

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Post by: Boyager on April 28, 2010, 08:11:30 PM

I've been wanting to give a blowjob lately.

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Post by: Boyager on April 29, 2010, 04:11:41 PM

Quote from: Boyager on April 28, 2010, 08:11:30 PM
I've been wanting to give a blowjob lately.

we should exchange numbers.

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on April 29, 2010, 06:45:39 PM

Quote from: Boyager on April 29, 2010, 04:11:41 PM
we should exchange numbers.

we should

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Post by: Boyager on April 29, 2010, 09:31:42 PM

and precious bodily fluids

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on April 29, 2010, 09:48:17 PM

Quote from: Boyager on April 29, 2010, 09:31:42 PM
and precious bodily fluids

O_0

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on April 30, 2010, 06:17:31 AM

Quote from: Boyager on April 29, 2010, 09:31:42 PM
and precious bodily fluids

cum isn't as salty as people say it is

Title: Re: blowjobs
Post by: Boyager on April 30, 2010, 02:28:14 PM

Quote from: Boyager on April 30, 2010, 06:17:31 AM
cum isn't as salty as people say it is

varies from guy to guy

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