I got caught smoking weed by my parents. They heard me talking on the phone (which means they were camping outside my door or something) and then they wanted to have a "talk" with me. Fuck.
Cool
Call them cunts
Let them know you're aware that they smoked a shit-ton more than you did back in the 70's and they're being hypocritical assholes.
Tell them get money fuck bitches
tell them to chill out man