i dunno i feel like only having threads about boobs is a bit sexist.
not ITT: guys who are insecure about their masculinity
so ok, dicks
discuss
I am not ashamed of my penis size.
I'm circumcised.
I touch it
um hi so i was in the locker room and i was changing and i accidentally saw my best friends dick did i lose my virginity??????????????
also one time i was masturbating and i accidentally got my dick sucked into a vacuum and now its purple and swollen but im afriad to tell my parents what do i do??
They can be pretty cute sometimes. giggle;
Penis:Vagina::???:Boobs
Hey I have one of those but I am not quite sure how to use it
Quote from: YPR on September 01, 2009, 09:31:31 PM
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those were my thoughts so i just said to hell with it and went with dicks
You boys always get me so hot and bothered. akudood;
I'm impotent.
i only get naked when the babysitter tells me she showed me a movie like nightmare on elm street but it was x and it was called pubic hair on chelsea well this is called assrape and we're shooting the jail scene
Quote from: JMV on September 01, 2009, 09:33:14 PM
I'm impotent.
Your little jmv's can't swim correctly? :(
uncircumcised dicks are ugly
this is a fact
i sometimes think they're gross and sometimes not
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on September 01, 2009, 09:32:53 PM
those were my thoughts so i just said to hell with it and went with dicks
I would have gone with testicles personally, but I don't think they're nearly as good at provoking conversation
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on September 01, 2009, 09:34:52 PM
uncircumcised dicks are ugly
this is a fact
When used correctly, they are a wonderful thing.
Quote from: Cyanide on September 01, 2009, 09:35:04 PM
i sometimes think they're gross and sometimes not
And I surprisingly agree.
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on September 01, 2009, 09:34:52 PM
uncircumcised dicks are ugly
this is a fact
i dunno i think they're sometimes cute, in a sort of "young boy" (no i don't mean seriously really young i just mean it looks young to me) way
but idk to me i guess it doesn't matter all that much when all is said and done
Kaz. giggle;
Your penis is a perfectly wonderful thing. giggle;
DON'T LET THE HATERS TELL YOU DIFFERENTLY.
Quote from: King Shishkebaboo on September 01, 2009, 09:40:13 PM
Your penis is a perfectly wonderful thing. giggle;
DON'T LET THE HATERS TELL YOU DIFFERENTLY.
eh, i wasn't trying to defend my own, i was just talking about them in general
but okay giggle;
Silly Kaz. cjlubdoods;
i like them lots
in middle school i was popular and stuff so in the locker room there was this weird kid who always tried to look down my pants (because i used to wear briefs and those things either slip too far or they get caught on your shorts and get pulled out too far). one day he succeeded and said something along the lines of "guys i saw __'s penis!" and everyone cheered and started chanting my name and i got scared and ran out of the locker room and got my locker switched. i asked some people if they were gay or something and they said no and that they found it pretty disturbing themselves.
4 years later the kid was in my spanish class and to avoid things from getting awkward i decided not to bring it up. we're sort of friends now.
Quote from: RDX on September 01, 2009, 10:11:00 PM
in middle school i was popular and stuff so in the locker room there was this weird kid who always tried to look down my pants (because i used to wear briefs and those things either slip too far or they get caught on your shorts and get pulled out too far). one day he succeeded and said something along the lines of "guys i saw __'s penis!" and everyone cheered and started chanting my name and i got scared and ran out of the locker room and got my locker switched. i asked some people if they were gay or something and they said no and they they found it pretty disturbing themselves.
4 years later the kid was in my spanish class and to avoid things from getting awkward i decided not to bring it up. we're sort of friends now.
you should ask him, "Was it as good for you as it was for me? ;)" and see how he responds
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on September 01, 2009, 09:34:52 PM
uncircumcised dicks are ugly
this is a fact
They are fucking gross.
If some guy whipped his penis out and it was uncircumcised I would like puke and tell him I didn't like him anymore and most likely never talk to him again.
I like sucking my dick and cumming in my mouth.
Quote from: laylay on September 02, 2009, 08:01:20 AM
They are fucking gross.
If some guy whipped his penis out and it was uncircumcised I would like puke and tell him I didn't like him anymore and most likely never talk to him again.
You have no idea how good that is to hear.
foreskin and seven years ago
I am glad I am circumcised, I might hate my dick otherwise
but as it stands were are close allies
Mine is not circumsized, whats wrong with that? baddood;
Quote from: Rawl on September 02, 2009, 01:55:25 PM
Mine is not circumsized, whats wrong with that? baddood;
its ugly
Don't be hatin'.
Quote from: Rawl on September 02, 2009, 01:55:25 PM
Mine is not circumsized, whats wrong with that? baddood;
It's most likely dirtier baddood;
Quote from: Rawl on September 02, 2009, 01:55:25 PM
Mine is not circumsized, whats wrong with that? baddood;
neither is mine
oh well, i don't mind
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on September 02, 2009, 01:56:50 PM
its ugly
How? baddood; I like to think of it as an undercover penis wearing a turtleneck.
what is this
I hate when I get morning wood. Besides that, whatever about dicks.
Quote from: YPR on September 01, 2009, 09:31:31 PM
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Ass thread.
Yeah, I know it doesn't follow that logic at all. I don't care.
ASS THREAD. argh;
oh and i'm not circumcized
so what about them CAWKS?
Several men with uncut timber.
Oh, this is interesting.
the first time i found out that uncircumcised penii exist i thought that they had a disease or something
I guess it really doesn't make a difference. doodhuh;
Quote from: FAMY2 on September 02, 2009, 09:08:34 PM
I guess it really doesn't make a difference. doodhuh;
It really doesn't.
I saw that kid again today.
He's looking good giggle;
Quote from: RDX on September 02, 2009, 11:32:45 PM
I saw that kid again today.
He's looking good giggle;
Oh get a room. You know you both want to.
Oh, I'm circumcised btw. baddood;
There is a difference. Other than appearance, I've heard that uncircumsised ones need to be cleaned really, really well in order to fight disease. Like, better than normal. So that must be a bitch to do.
Quote from: Papa K on September 03, 2009, 11:55:24 AM
So that must be a bitch to do.
Soap and water. It's not that hard.
nothin to see here just cleanin ma dick
Quote from: RDX on September 02, 2009, 09:02:24 PM
the first time i found out that uncircumcised penii exist i thought that they had a disease or something
me too lol
I really don't like how circumcision is considered as normalcy.
Such a silly practice.
Quote from: Thyme on September 03, 2009, 03:11:48 PM
I really don't like how circumcision is considered as normalcy.
Such a silly practice.
But to those who aren't shallow, it's not a big deal.
Don't worry about it.
Quote from: Thyme on September 03, 2009, 03:11:48 PM
I really don't like how circumcision is considered as normalcy.
Such a silly practice.
I agree but it's too late for me thinking that uncut dicks are ugly. They are.
Quote from: King Shishkebaboo on September 03, 2009, 03:12:43 PM
But to those who aren't shallow, it's not a big deal.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about my worriness. n_u I'm worrying only about semantics.
It's... just such a random practice. I don't like my penis being described as the state of not having received a procedure as weird and unnecessary as that, aka "
uncircumcized".
I prefer "natural".
Quote from: Thyme on September 03, 2009, 03:17:27 PM
Don't worry about my worriness. n_u I'm worrying only about semantics.
It's... just such a random practice. I don't like my penis being described as the state of not having received a procedure as weird and unnecessary as that, aka "uncircumcized".
I prefer "natural".
haha freak