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Title: Things you can do with a paperclip
Post by: Daddy on September 01, 2009, 09:21:17 PM
Go


Hold papers together
Eject the sim card from an iPhone.
Title: Re: Things you can do with a paperclip
Post by: Mando Pandango on September 01, 2009, 09:21:49 PM
Hit a tiny reset button on a router etc.
Title: Re: Things you can do with a paperclip
Post by: Hiro on September 01, 2009, 09:21:54 PM
Get a free house
Title: Re: Things you can do with a paperclip
Post by: Samus Aran on September 01, 2009, 09:22:11 PM
Sound your penis.
Poke your finger until it bleeds.
Make an awful screeching noise against a blackboard.
Title: Re: Things you can do with a paperclip
Post by: Travis on September 01, 2009, 09:22:38 PM
inspect your urethra
Title: Re: Things you can do with a paperclip
Post by: strongbad on September 01, 2009, 09:22:47 PM
Quote from: Hïro on September 01, 2009, 09:21:54 PM
Get a free house

I love this story. I wish I could do something like that.
Title: Re: Things you can do with a paperclip
Post by: Travis on September 01, 2009, 09:23:00 PM
oh FUCK YOU kaz
Title: Re: Things you can do with a paperclip
Post by: Andria on September 01, 2009, 09:23:23 PM
Build awesome paperclip structures
Title: Re: Things you can do with a paperclip
Post by: rdl on September 01, 2009, 09:23:45 PM
stab someone in the eye
carve a cool design into your skin
cut yourself
pop your eardrum
shove it under two fingernails
puncture skin
puncture an artery
poke your brain via your nose
swallow it
cut up your urethra

etc etc
Title: Re: Things you can do with a paperclip
Post by: Classic on September 01, 2009, 09:24:14 PM
RDX's suggestions somehow made me ill.
Title: Re: Things you can do with a paperclip
Post by: Daddy on September 01, 2009, 09:24:56 PM
Will you guys stop posting about shoving it in your dick? It makes my penis ache just reading it. Q('_' Q)


Use it as a fuse.
Title: Re: Things you can do with a paperclip
Post by: snorkel on September 01, 2009, 09:25:41 PM
see how far it can go up your
Title: Re: Things you can do with a paperclip
Post by: Travis on September 01, 2009, 09:25:55 PM
you can use it as a type of floss in super emergencies
Title: Re: Things you can do with a paperclip
Post by: Classic on September 01, 2009, 09:26:35 PM
Quote from: Travis on September 01, 2009, 09:25:55 PM
you can use it as a type of floss in super emergencies

GOD DAMMIT STOP IT


You guys make me hurt. myface;
Title: Re: Things you can do with a paperclip
Post by: rdl on September 01, 2009, 09:26:43 PM
make a bracelet for your
Title: Re: Things you can do with a paperclip
Post by: Mando Pandango on September 01, 2009, 09:26:55 PM
Use it to tell people that you recognize the type of word document they're writing and offer some tips only to be thrown away.
Title: Re: Things you can do with a paperclip
Post by: Samus Aran on September 01, 2009, 09:29:06 PM
Make a piercing for your
Title: Re: Things you can do with a paperclip
Post by: Classic on September 01, 2009, 09:29:53 PM
STOP
STOP
STOP


myface;

I can't stop looking. Curiosity gets the best of me.  giggle;
Title: Re: Things you can do with a paperclip
Post by: Commander Fuckass on September 01, 2009, 09:30:46 PM
Make an "S" for Sandy or Save our skins!
Title: Re: Things you can do with a paperclip
Post by: Classic on September 01, 2009, 09:32:12 PM
DP wins the thread.  cjlubdoods;
Title: Re: Things you can do with a paperclip
Post by: Samus Aran on September 01, 2009, 09:40:36 PM
Quote from: Kefka on September 01, 2009, 09:30:46 PM
Make an "S" for Sandy or Save our skins!


ain't NOTHIN' too big or too ornery for her to handle
Title: Re: Things you can do with a paperclip
Post by: Classic on September 01, 2009, 09:41:29 PM
My mother sounds exactly like Sandy. :'(
Title: Re: Things you can do with a paperclip
Post by: FAMY2 on September 01, 2009, 09:42:42 PM
Quote from: Echo on September 01, 2009, 09:23:23 PM
Build awesome paperclip structures


(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g270/m6mm2m/img_96872.jpg)
Title: Re: Things you can do with a paperclip
Post by: Mando Pandango on September 01, 2009, 09:43:39 PM
Quote from: FAMY2 on September 01, 2009, 09:42:42 PM
(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g270/m6mm2m/img_96872.jpg)
excuse me those are binder clips ok
Title: Re: Things you can do with a paperclip
Post by: FAMY2 on September 01, 2009, 09:46:36 PM
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on September 01, 2009, 09:43:39 PM
excuse me those are binder clips ok


Sorry. I thought it was cool. At least I tried to stay on topic.   n_u
Title: Re: Things you can do with a paperclip
Post by: Blaze-Senpai on September 01, 2009, 09:49:13 PM
I find this thread extremley funny for some weird reason n_u

You can short circuit wall outlets with them, and probably ruin a few fingers in the process.
Title: Re: Things you can do with a paperclip
Post by: l a c e y on September 02, 2009, 07:56:30 AM
Make jewelery.
Get an elastic and then bend the paperclip in half and then fling it at people.
Stab someone.
Title: Re: Things you can do with a paperclip
Post by: don't let's on September 02, 2009, 08:23:42 AM
unlock my door
Title: Re: Things you can do with a paperclip
Post by: me003 on September 05, 2009, 02:37:50 AM
you can bend it back and forth til it snaps and then you can use the shorter piece as a replacement axle to any hot wheels
Title: Re: Things you can do with a paperclip
Post by: Nyerp on September 05, 2009, 07:31:41 AM
toothpick
Title: Re: Things you can do with a paperclip
Post by: Socks on September 05, 2009, 08:28:57 AM
you can make a spring trap to ambush would be paper theifs
Title: Re: Things you can do with a paperclip
Post by: Veal on September 05, 2009, 08:51:01 AM
Fuck bitches.
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