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Title: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: snorkel on August 22, 2009, 09:33:44 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrBZeWjGjl8[/youtube]

I saw this video yesterday and was like holy shit, that's possible? Apparently some guy in the Air Force a few decades ago skydived from more than 100,000 feet (you can fuckin see space, as you see in the video) to prove it was feasible for pilots of high-flying jets.

this would be amazing. I want to do it.
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: Andria on August 22, 2009, 09:37:29 PM
Holy shit that takes balls to do  doodhuh;

I'd have a heart attack long before reaching that height and there is no way in hell i'd jump
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: snorkel on August 22, 2009, 09:41:39 PM
Quote from: Echo on August 22, 2009, 09:37:29 PM
Holy shit that takes balls to do  doodhuh;

I'd have a heart attack long before reaching that height and there is no way in hell i'd jump


it is honestly one of the most enjoyable and orgasmic things I can imagine
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: rdl on August 22, 2009, 09:42:17 PM
Wow, I didn't even know jets could go that high.

That actually is pretty damn awesome. I'd love to do that some day.
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on August 22, 2009, 09:56:03 PM
Quote from: wziard on August 22, 2009, 09:41:39 PM
it is honestly one of the most enjoyable and orgasmic things I can imagine


I don't know if ejaculation is a good idea when you're accellerating at 9.8 m/s^2
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: Bushy on August 22, 2009, 10:58:29 PM
Holy shit he's almost in space...

I want to skydive one day. Maybe not from that height, but I want to.
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: Selkie on August 22, 2009, 11:06:46 PM
That's gotta be the most exciting thing anyone could ever possibly hope to do....holy fuck

Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: Lozal on August 22, 2009, 11:13:55 PM
I WANT TO DO THIS.
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: snorkel on August 23, 2009, 12:11:41 AM
Quote from: Selkie on August 22, 2009, 11:06:46 PM
That's gotta be the most exciting thing anyone could ever possibly hope to do....holy fuck




yes you can see the fucking curvature of the planet and shit and free fall for like 5 minutes
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: Socks on August 23, 2009, 08:52:26 AM
Quote from: RDX on August 22, 2009, 09:42:17 PM
Wow, I didn't even know jets could go that high.


It is a balloon, not an jet.

Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: Title on August 23, 2009, 11:25:15 AM
Quote from: Socks on August 23, 2009, 08:52:26 AM
It is a balloon, not an jet.


This.

You can see the curviture of the earth from 60,000 feet, as was evident with the Concorde.
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: Samus Aran on August 23, 2009, 11:31:41 AM
Am I the only one who's seen this video many times before? Great song, my favorite from Boards of Canada.

But yeah, pretty incredible, dunno about myself doing it though because I'm pretty sure I'd puss out.
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: Socks on August 23, 2009, 11:35:47 AM
Quote from: Kaz on August 23, 2009, 11:31:41 AM
Am I the only one who's seen this video many times before? Great song, my favorite from Boards of Canada.


I saw it on History Channel special on extreme military aerospace concepts/projects etc...  akudood; 
No suspect music added for effect on that one.

Quote from: Title on August 23, 2009, 11:25:15 AM
You can see the curviture of the earth from 60,000 feet, as was evident with the Concorde.


And even at that altitude it gets dark as a nigger.
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: rdl on August 23, 2009, 11:57:23 AM
Quote from: Socks on August 23, 2009, 08:52:26 AM
It is a balloon, not an jet.


Wow, that must've taken forever.
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: Socks on August 23, 2009, 12:11:47 PM
Quote from: RDX on August 23, 2009, 11:57:23 AM
Wow, that must've taken forever.


"...the ascent took one hour and 31 minutes..." or roughly 1,130 feet per minute, not bad at all, comparable to some low performance WWII aircraft

Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on August 23, 2009, 12:16:18 PM
Depending on the strength of the balloon, you can raise the air to a pretty intense temperature. Force bouyant is pretty impressive, even in air. It would slow down while the air thins, though.
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: snorkel on August 23, 2009, 12:30:14 PM
Quote from: Title on August 23, 2009, 11:25:15 AM
This.

You can see the curviture of the earth from 60,000 feet, as was evident with the Concorde.


yes but it would be 40% cooler from 100,000 feet
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on August 23, 2009, 12:35:20 PM
Quote from: wziard on August 23, 2009, 12:30:14 PM
yes but it would be 40% cooler from 100,000 feet


60000(1.40) = 84000.

You mean about 67% cooler.
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: snorkel on August 23, 2009, 12:36:29 PM
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on August 23, 2009, 12:35:20 PM
60000(1.40) = 84000.

You mean about 67% cooler.


this is why math is wrong and I am right
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: Bushy on August 23, 2009, 12:42:59 PM
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on August 23, 2009, 12:35:20 PM
60000(1.40) = 84000.

You mean about 67% cooler.
Thank God someone did it before I.
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on August 23, 2009, 12:43:43 PM
Quote from: colossus supercilium on August 23, 2009, 12:42:59 PM
Thank God someone did it before I.


I take over the math police job when Guff's away.
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: snorkel on August 23, 2009, 12:48:08 PM
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on August 23, 2009, 12:43:43 PM
I take over the math police job when Guff's away.


I don't know about numbers
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on August 23, 2009, 12:57:28 PM
Quote from: wziard on August 23, 2009, 12:48:08 PM
I don't know about numbers


69
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: Socks on August 23, 2009, 01:15:47 PM
Quote from: wziard on August 23, 2009, 12:48:08 PM
I don't know about numbers


i was going to ask how far (and for what duration) one could glide from the point of departure at that height with those winged free fall suits on
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on August 23, 2009, 01:19:07 PM
Quote from: Socks on August 23, 2009, 01:15:47 PM
i was going to ask how far (and for what duration) one could glide from the point of departure at that height with those winged free fall suits on


it's a difficult calculation due to changing air density, thus a changing C constant...I think that's a double integral calculation, and then you have to find the new air resistance after the parachute deploying, and the force upwards which will reduce the landing speed at h=0 to...nothing faster than 30 mph, preferably.
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: Socks on August 23, 2009, 01:23:51 PM
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on August 23, 2009, 01:19:07 PM
it's a difficult calculation due to changing air density, thus a changing C constant...I think that's a double integral calculation, and then you have to find the new air resistance after the parachute deploying, and the force upwards which will reduce the landing speed at h=0 to...nothing faster than 30 mph, preferably.


what about the earths rotation, jet streams etc...  akudood;
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on August 23, 2009, 01:34:16 PM
Quote from: Socks on August 23, 2009, 01:23:51 PM
what about the earths rotation, jet streams etc...  akudood;


We're assuming that the corliolis effect doesn't effect elevation of landing, since you'd probably land in the ocean any.

Also the wind may or may not be a significant factor, I didn't think of it. But compared to falling from 100k ft in the air, I don't think it's a factor. But air resistance functions on a F = Cv^2 (usually) equation, so it's pretty significant.
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: Socks on August 23, 2009, 01:39:10 PM
so basically we have to jump from a balloon at 100k with a cool suit to find out
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: snorkel on August 23, 2009, 01:45:20 PM
Quote from: Socks on August 23, 2009, 01:39:10 PM
so basically we have to jump from a balloon at 100k with a cool suit to find out


I'll do it and let you know

the guy landed in new mexico, not the ocean, since swimming with a pressure suit and helmet and a bunch of equipment would probably be a minor inconvenience
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on August 23, 2009, 02:36:46 PM
Quote from: wziard on August 23, 2009, 01:45:20 PM
I'll do it and let you know

the guy landed in new mexico, not the ocean, since swimming with a pressure suit and helmet and a bunch of equipment would probably be a minor inconvenience


Unless you know you had flotation devices which would be inexpensive and light but whatever
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: snorkel on August 23, 2009, 03:47:17 PM
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on August 23, 2009, 02:36:46 PM
Unless you know you had flotation devices which would be inexpensive and light but whatever


...or you could just parachute onto the desert and not risk drowning, and at the very least, not get wet. seems like an easy call
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on August 23, 2009, 05:24:09 PM
Quote from: wziard on August 23, 2009, 03:47:17 PM
...or you could just parachute onto the desert and not risk drowning, and at the very least, not get wet. seems like an easy call


HITTING THE GROUND HURTS OK
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: Nyerp on August 23, 2009, 08:23:36 PM
omg what if ur parachute broke
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: Socks on August 23, 2009, 08:26:30 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on August 23, 2009, 08:23:36 PM
omg what if ur parachute broke


there is a reserve, always
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: Nyerp on August 23, 2009, 08:28:13 PM
Quote from: Socks on August 23, 2009, 08:26:30 PM
there is a reserve, always


omg what if THAT broke
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: Title on August 23, 2009, 08:28:20 PM
Quote from: Socks on August 23, 2009, 12:11:47 PM
"...the ascent took one hour and 31 minutes..." or roughly 1,130 feet per minute, not bad at all, comparable to some low performance WWII aircraft


The Cessna I used to fly climbed at 500 fpm on a good day and if we really wanted our ears to pop we would climb at 700 so that's pretty damn good
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: Socks on August 23, 2009, 08:32:29 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on August 23, 2009, 08:28:13 PM
omg what if THAT broke


statistically a very low probability, in such cases most problems arise as a result of human error, not design flaw

chutes are packed by hand, by specialists, and checked, re-checked, very unlikely such an individual would make a mistake twice and have no one notice it
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: Nyerp on August 23, 2009, 08:36:28 PM
Quote from: Socks on August 23, 2009, 08:32:29 PM
statistically a very low probability, in such cases most problems arise as a result of human error, not design flaw

chutes are packed by hand, by specialists, and checked, re-checked, very unlikely such an individual would make a mistake twice and have no one notice it


ya but wat if som1 was trying to kill thereself like that lol would they make a crater or go SPLATTTT
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: Socks on August 23, 2009, 08:38:43 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on August 23, 2009, 08:36:28 PM
ya but wat if som1 was trying to kill thereself like that lol would they make a crater or go SPLATTTT


i don't think a grown man has enough punch at terminal velocity to make much of a crater, probably just a big mess
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Post by: rdl on August 23, 2009, 08:53:09 PM
Quote from: Title on August 23, 2009, 08:28:20 PM
The Cessna I used to fly climbed at 500 fpm on a good day and if we really wanted our ears to pop we would climb at 700 so that's pretty damn good
omg u fly a plane!!!
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: Title on August 23, 2009, 09:01:15 PM
Quote from: RDX on August 23, 2009, 08:53:09 PM
omg u fly a plane!!!
not anymore lol
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: NOA_Haunted on August 23, 2009, 09:42:45 PM
That would cost so much money, if they released this kind of activity to the public.
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: Socks on August 23, 2009, 09:46:43 PM
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on August 23, 2009, 09:42:45 PM
if they released this kind of activity to the public.


if you have the money, resources, and expertise, there is nothing to stop you, no one own space (officially) or this kind of activity
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: snorkel on August 23, 2009, 10:54:49 PM
Quote from: Socks on August 23, 2009, 09:46:43 PM
if you have the money, resources, and expertise, there is nothing to stop you, no one own space (officially) or this kind of activity


yeah I was going to say this. it's not like if you actually did the necessary training and bought/prepared all the equipment, someone could stop you.
Quote from: Title on August 23, 2009, 08:28:20 PM
The Cessna I used to fly climbed at 500 fpm on a good day and if we really wanted our ears to pop we would climb at 700 so that's pretty damn good


oh man a cessna you're so cool
Title: Re: holy fuckin shit this is my new life goal
Post by: Title on August 24, 2009, 12:31:21 AM
Quote from: wziard on August 23, 2009, 10:54:49 PM
oh man a cessna you're so cool
I wasn't trying to be badass I was just contributing to the conversation why are you such a dick