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Title: Pitchfork fucking sucks
Post by: Selkie on August 16, 2009, 11:17:02 AM
Every single album review i ever read the same thing happens, I get about 5 sentences in,and think "wait, what the FUCK are they talking about?"

Discuss shitty news/review establishments.


Title: Re: Pitchfork fucking sucks
Post by: Oh on August 16, 2009, 11:18:18 AM
 FOX News, basically for the people who can't think for themselves and follow everything it tells them.
Title: Re: Pitchfork fucking sucks
Post by: Samus Aran on August 16, 2009, 11:20:15 AM
Yeah, and Pitchfork tends to give really low scores for no particular reason, too.

Uh and I dislike Fox News mostly just because I dislike Bill O'Reilly....and obviously such an obvious right-wing bias is unfavorable...just as MSNBC's just as obvious left-wing bias is unfavorable.
Title: Re: Pitchfork fucking sucks
Post by: Daddy on August 16, 2009, 11:41:38 AM
The only thing I find Pitchfork useful for is when people make a torrent with their top 50 albums for a specific year.
happydood;
Quote from: Kaz on August 16, 2009, 11:20:15 AM
Yeah, and Pitchfork tends to give really low scores for no particular reason, too.

Uh and I dislike Fox News mostly just because I dislike Bill O'Reilly....and obviously such an obvious right-wing bias is unfavorable...just as MSNBC's just as obvious left-wing bias is unfavorable.
Glenn Beck is far worse than O'Reilly.


Also, CNN sucks and isn't really even news just "lol obama gave a speech, tell us on twitter what you think about it"

Title: Re: Pitchfork fucking sucks
Post by: snorkel on August 16, 2009, 11:52:18 AM
yes my friend reads pitchfork and stereogum and a bunch of indie blog things and I've never found them reasonable
Title: Re: Pitchfork fucking sucks
Post by: Title on August 16, 2009, 09:14:25 PM
Pitchfork itself is not nearly as bad as the faggots who swear by it.
Title: Re: Pitchfork fucking sucks
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on August 16, 2009, 10:01:24 PM
Listening to Kelley Stoltz is like watching Ringo Starr, Ben Folds, and Devendra Banhard having an orgy while covered in lush guitar textures and gravy.

0.0 for Zakareeka? wtf
Title: Re: Pitchfork fucking sucks
Post by: Title on August 17, 2009, 07:42:34 PM
The most annoying thing about Pitchfork is how they suck the cock of anything considered obscure or indie. They originally gave NMH a mediocre score and then when it started to develop a cult following, Pitchfork re-reviewed it and gave it a near perfect score. Fucking faggots.
Title: Re: Pitchfork fucking sucks
Post by: sans culottes on August 17, 2009, 07:47:37 PM
Quote from: Rawl on August 16, 2009, 11:18:18 AM
FOX News, basically for the people who can't think for themselves and follow everything it tells them.
This can be said about any major news network. They're all shit.

Also, Pitchfork said "Woodstock kinda sucked". They're cool, original, and edgy because they don't like something that most people do.
Title: Re: Pitchfork fucking sucks
Post by: Travis on August 17, 2009, 08:53:32 PM
i love how i've never heard of this and you guys are all like "yeah it sucks"

what the hell mon