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Title: Bible
Post by: The artist formally known on August 05, 2009, 03:42:08 AM
I stole a Gideon Bible from my hotel  giggle;
Title: Re: Bible
Post by: Wrench on August 05, 2009, 05:56:00 AM
God will forever banish you to hell. akudood;
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Post by: Det in F♯ Major on August 05, 2009, 07:34:02 AM
reaper you already said this, do you want an award or something
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Post by: don't let's on August 05, 2009, 10:33:52 AM
They'll find out sooner or later and replace it.
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Post by: Andria on August 05, 2009, 10:46:18 AM
You have heard what happens when you steal a bible right?

While you are sleeping a bunch of poisonous snakes crawl out and wrap you so you can't move then a crow pecks out both your eyes. Afterwards god teleports you to the bottom of the ocean where the snakes start biting you as you drown.

Then everytime you die he brings you back  >.< so you probably should return it
Title: Re: Bible
Post by: sans culottes on August 05, 2009, 10:50:16 AM
this one time at my school some people left a bunch of free bibles on a table in the cafeteria

i picked one up and gave it to an atheist jewish kid  n_u
Title: Re: Bible
Post by: Daddy on August 05, 2009, 10:53:45 AM
Quote from: Echo on August 05, 2009, 10:46:18 AM
You have heard what happens when you steal a bible right?

While you are sleeping a bunch of poisonous snakes crawl out and wrap you so you can't move then a crow pecks out both your eyes. Afterwards god teleports you to the bottom of the ocean where the snakes start biting you as you drown.

Then everytime you die he brings you back  >.< so you probably should return it
i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
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Post by: Juni on August 05, 2009, 01:42:52 PM
Even satan is saying "reaper is a bad kid"  wariodood;
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Post by: Det in F♯ Major on August 05, 2009, 02:03:45 PM
Quote from: coz on August 05, 2009, 10:50:16 AM
atheist jewish


wut
Title: Re: Bible
Post by: Samus Aran on August 05, 2009, 02:07:21 PM
Quote from: Det in Fââ,,¢Â¯ Major on August 05, 2009, 02:03:45 PM
wut


raised jewish, turned atheist

that's what i'm assuming anyway i dunno
Title: Re: Bible
Post by: The artist formally known on August 05, 2009, 02:11:25 PM
Quote from: Kaz on August 05, 2009, 02:07:21 PM
raised jewish, turned atheist

that's what i'm assuming anyway i dunno
His ethnicity could be a jew.
Title: Re: Bible
Post by: Commander Fuckass on August 05, 2009, 03:13:35 PM
OH MAN NO WAY! MAN YOURE A HARDASS


Seriously I sometimes wonder if reaper is half retarded
Title: Re: Bible
Post by: rdl on August 05, 2009, 03:25:50 PM
Quote from: Kefka on August 05, 2009, 03:13:35 PM
OH MAN NO WAY! MAN YOURE A HARDASS


Seriously I sometimes wonder if reaper is half retarded
Sometimes I wonder why you come here.
Title: Re: Bible
Post by: sans culottes on August 05, 2009, 03:33:59 PM
Quote from: Kaz on August 05, 2009, 02:07:21 PM
raised jewish, turned atheist

that's what i'm assuming anyway i dunno

Yeah, exactly. He's sometimes a cool guy but other times he's a pseudo-intellectual democrat asshole  madood;

Of course, he got the joke of me giving him a bible so it didn't get a storng reaction.