I stole a Gideon Bible from my hotel giggle;
God will forever banish you to hell. akudood;
reaper you already said this, do you want an award or something
They'll find out sooner or later and replace it.
You have heard what happens when you steal a bible right?
While you are sleeping a bunch of poisonous snakes crawl out and wrap you so you can't move then a crow pecks out both your eyes. Afterwards god teleports you to the bottom of the ocean where the snakes start biting you as you drown.
Then everytime you die he brings you back >.< so you probably should return it
this one time at my school some people left a bunch of free bibles on a table in the cafeteria
i picked one up and gave it to an atheist jewish kid n_u
Quote from: Echo on August 05, 2009, 10:46:18 AM
You have heard what happens when you steal a bible right?
While you are sleeping a bunch of poisonous snakes crawl out and wrap you so you can't move then a crow pecks out both your eyes. Afterwards god teleports you to the bottom of the ocean where the snakes start biting you as you drown.
Then everytime you die he brings you back >.< so you probably should return it
i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
Even satan is saying "reaper is a bad kid" wariodood;
Quote from: Det in Fââ,,¢Â¯ Major on August 05, 2009, 02:03:45 PM
wut
raised jewish, turned atheist
that's what i'm assuming anyway i dunno
Quote from: Kaz on August 05, 2009, 02:07:21 PM
raised jewish, turned atheist
that's what i'm assuming anyway i dunno
His ethnicity could be a jew.
OH MAN NO WAY! MAN YOURE A HARDASS
Seriously I sometimes wonder if reaper is half retarded
Quote from: Kefka on August 05, 2009, 03:13:35 PM
OH MAN NO WAY! MAN YOURE A HARDASS
Seriously I sometimes wonder if reaper is half retarded
Sometimes I wonder why you come here.
Quote from: Kaz on August 05, 2009, 02:07:21 PM
raised jewish, turned atheist
that's what i'm assuming anyway i dunno
Yeah, exactly. He's sometimes a cool guy but other times he's a pseudo-intellectual democrat asshole madood;
Of course, he got the joke of me giving him a bible so it didn't get a storng reaction.