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Title: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: The artist formally known on July 17, 2009, 02:40:25 AM
But what will they sell in there? Their OS and a couple 360s?
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: Lozal on July 17, 2009, 08:36:34 AM
zunes, too
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: Title on July 17, 2009, 09:23:42 AM
I doubt the stores will be as prevalent as the Apple Stores..meaning they'll open at a few select locations but they won't be all over the place...
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: strongbad on July 17, 2009, 11:20:56 AM
Quote from: reefer on July 17, 2009, 02:40:25 AM
But what will they sell in there? Their OS and a couple 360s?

They have just as many products to sell as Apple, if not more. A shit load of software, probably a few desktops and laptops running vista, 360 stuff, Zune stuff.
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: Hiro on July 17, 2009, 12:04:59 PM
Plus they makes keyboards and stuff and maybe they can have Surface to attract people.
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: Infel on July 17, 2009, 03:27:04 PM
They'd gain a much larger crowd by selling Jet Black something-or-others.
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: The artist formally known on July 18, 2009, 07:05:57 AM
I know for fucking sure that if they finished the "Surface" they'd make a killing selling anything in their store just because people would come to see the Surface. iPhone does a lot of what the Surface does but there are some just purely bad-ass features like transferring photos from a phone to another phone.

I think they should just streamline their products, the look of almost all their products are all over the place while Apple has a very specific look. Sure other problems are there but just step in the right direction.
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: Feynman on July 18, 2009, 10:03:39 AM
Quote from: reefer on July 18, 2009, 07:05:57 AM
I know for fucking sure that if they finished the "Surface" they'd make a killing selling anything in their store just because people would come to see the Surface. iPhone does a lot of what the Surface does but there are some just purely bad-ass features like transferring photos from a phone to another phone.

I think they should just streamline their products, the look of almost all their products are all over the place while Apple has a very specific look. Sure other problems are there but just step in the right direction.


Microsoft is a very large company with a lot of departments and products, whereas everything Apple makes is designed by the same few guys in Jobs's garage. akudood;
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: Daddy on July 18, 2009, 05:34:13 PM
Will the employees get the BSoD baddood;
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: Zach on July 19, 2009, 07:58:15 PM
What really cracks me up is that Apple is shitting themselves over those "laptop hunter" commercials. One of Apple's marketing guys called up someone at Microsoft and told them to pull those ads because they were so effective.
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: Daddy on July 19, 2009, 08:33:48 PM
Quote from: Zach on July 19, 2009, 07:58:15 PM
What really cracks me up is that Apple is shitting themselves over those "laptop hunter" commercials. One of Apple's marketing guys called up someone at Microsoft and told them to pull those ads because they were so effective.
The fact that the only source for that happening is from Microsoft I think I'm going to need some logs of the call and not just a microsoft rep saying it happened.

It's like MSNBC a few days ago when they reported about how 'experts' do not find Chrome OS secure.
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: The artist formally known on July 19, 2009, 11:06:05 PM
Quote from: Zach on July 19, 2009, 07:58:15 PM
What really cracks me up is that Apple is shitting themselves over those "laptop hunter" commercials. One of Apple's marketing guys called up someone at Microsoft and told them to pull those ads because they were so effective.
I think it's completely stupid that Apple was mad at Microsoft. Apple was "the first to throw the stone" with their horrid PC guy and Mac guy.
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: ME## on July 20, 2009, 02:20:45 AM
Quote from: Prowling Kewn on July 19, 2009, 08:33:48 PM
It's like MSNBC a few days ago when they reported about how 'experts' do not find Chrome OS secure.

(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2009/04/laptop_hunters_3.jpg)
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Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: Daddy on July 20, 2009, 02:47:38 AM
Quote from: reefer on July 19, 2009, 11:06:05 PM
I think it's completely stupid that Apple was mad at Microsoft. Apple was "the first to throw the stone" with their horrid PC guy and Mac guy.
John Hodgman is awesome. madood;
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: The artist formally known on July 20, 2009, 02:50:18 AM
Quote from: Prowling Kewn on July 20, 2009, 02:47:38 AM
John Hodgman is awesome. madood;
Not in the commercials, I've been meaning to find if it was in it Attack of the Show, I knew it.
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: Thyme on July 20, 2009, 10:35:41 AM
Quote from: Дави́д on July 20, 2009, 02:20:45 AM
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[spoiler](http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/939/deadspacegirl.png)

Also, the move tag doesn't work in spoilers, Eighty-Six. hocuspocus;[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: Hiro on July 20, 2009, 10:51:09 AM
Quote from: Thyme on July 20, 2009, 10:35:41 AM
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I never understood that
what's the joke
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: Thyme on July 20, 2009, 11:04:12 AM
Quote from: Hïro on July 20, 2009, 10:51:09 AM
I never understood that
what's the joke


http://www.joystiq.com/2009/07/01/dead-space-extraction-box-art-is-terrified-and-screaming/

QuoteWe're all for equal opportunities in the space monster-battling workplace, but this terrified and screaming woman is using Isaac's plasma cutter -- is she a space-engineer too? We suppose anything will do when you're terrified and screaming for your life. Try not to look at the artwork too long, you might get the image of that poor woman's face stuck in your head, like we have ...


Following that article, every single article for the day would contain that girl's face in some way or another.
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: Hiro on July 20, 2009, 11:59:54 AM
Quote from: Thyme on July 20, 2009, 11:04:12 AM
http://www.joystiq.com/2009/07/01/dead-space-extraction-box-art-is-terrified-and-screaming/

Following that article, every single article for the day would contain that girl's face in some way or another.
yeah i saw that
gizmodo did it too i think
but i don't get it, what's so funny about that? Sure it's a stupid face and all, but I don't know why it would be that funny
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: Thyme on July 20, 2009, 12:02:54 PM
Quote from: Hïro on July 20, 2009, 11:59:54 AM
yeah i saw that
gizmodo did it too i think
but i don't get it, what's so funny about that? Sure it's a stupid face and all, but I don't know why it would be that funny


Ah.
well yeah i don't know either
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: strongbad on July 20, 2009, 12:31:40 PM
Quote from: Prowling Kewn on July 20, 2009, 02:47:38 AM
John Hodgman is awesome. madood;

I went to one of his shows during his book tour. He is hilarious.
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: snorkel on July 20, 2009, 08:34:27 PM
I don't know if it's been said in the thread already, but they're also planning to "strategically locate" the stores right next to Apple stores.

I don't really understand Microsoft's advertising/PR department; seems like with all their money they could come up with ideas better than commercials about how expensive Macs are and stores with uncannily similar themes and locations
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: Daddy on July 20, 2009, 09:55:23 PM
Quote from: wziard on July 20, 2009, 08:34:27 PM
I don't know if it's been said in the thread already, but they're also planning to "strategically locate" the stores right next to Apple stores.

I don't really understand Microsoft's advertising/PR department; seems like with all their money they could come up with ideas better than commercials about how expensive Macs are and stores with uncannily similar themes and locations
They could spend that money writing a new kernel.

One that doesn't use a registry.
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: snorkel on July 20, 2009, 10:00:58 PM
Quote from: Prowling Kewn on July 20, 2009, 09:55:23 PM
They could spend that money writing a new kernel.

One that doesn't use a registry.


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Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on July 21, 2009, 10:44:57 AM
they should build it entirely out of first generation zunes.
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: strongbad on July 22, 2009, 11:55:45 AM
Quote from: UnSid on July 21, 2009, 10:44:57 AM
they should build it entirely out of first generation zunes.

It wouldn't take that many Zunes.
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: j o e i n c on July 22, 2009, 09:38:38 PM
I wonder if the employees will be any more cult like than the apple ones.
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: NOA_Haunted on July 23, 2009, 08:48:39 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEW8ITpUvSs
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: Daddy on July 23, 2009, 12:57:17 PM
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on July 23, 2009, 08:48:39 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEW8ITpUvSs
That looks really boring. The atmosphere basically is that of Best Buy or Walmart's Electronics section with just Microsoft products. If they're trying to compete against the Apple Stores they can't do that.

Apple Stores are designed to seem really friendly and welcoming: not to seem like another generic electronics store.  They pay attention to lighting, furniture, employee clothing, employee personality, and all of that.  Microsoft is really missing the point of people going to the Apple Store for the atmosphere and that is why the stores are so successful. People go in just because it's not the same environment as Best Buy.  They are able to play around with all of the computers. A friendly, upbeat employee not wearing the generic--usually blue--collared shirt approaches them and tries to make a sale without being forceful.  Even if there is no sale at the time, the customer remembers this and will eventually come back and have a sale.


Just look at the differences:
(http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/presskits/REC/images/Retail_Experience_Center_2_web.jpg)
(http://www.economyofeffort.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/apple-store.jpg)



Microsoft is missing the point completely.
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: Smell Memory on July 23, 2009, 02:20:19 PM
wouldn't they go in the generic looking store because of familiarity  madood;
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: Thyme on July 23, 2009, 02:29:23 PM
I can't be sure this would really be how I'd react, I'm probably exaggerating, but I think I'd avoid going in an Apple Store in fear of not being hip enough. maps;
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: Daddy on July 23, 2009, 03:02:24 PM
Quote from: Thyme on July 23, 2009, 02:29:23 PM
I can't be sure this would really be how I'd react, I'm probably exaggerating, but I think I'd avoid going in an Apple Store in fear of not being hip enough. maps;
Do it. baddood;
Quote from: Smell Memory on July 23, 2009, 02:20:19 PM
wouldn't they go in the generic looking store because of familiarity  madood;
It's obviously not working or else they wouldn't ned to open the stores in the first place.
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: ME## on July 23, 2009, 03:03:32 PM
Quote from: Thyme on July 23, 2009, 02:29:23 PM
I can't be sure this would really be how I'd react, I'm probably exaggerating, but I think I'd avoid going in an Apple Store in fear of not being hip enough. maps;


They're really not all that interesting. 


Though, the last time I was in one was about two years ago and about thirty people were crowding around the iPhone table gawking at it lol.  I only got to see it for like five seconds lol. :[
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: Daddy on July 23, 2009, 03:04:26 PM
Quote from: Дави́д on July 23, 2009, 03:03:32 PM
They're really not all that interesting. 


Though, the last time I was in one was about two years ago and about thirty people were crowding around the iPhone table gawking at it lol.  I only got to see it for like five seconds lol. :[
You should have used the Macs. hocuspocus;
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: Thyme on July 23, 2009, 03:06:09 PM
Quote from: Prowling Kewn on July 23, 2009, 03:02:24 PM
Do it. baddood;


I don't know if there's any around and I'm generally not interested in Apple products. Their only product I'd probably ever get is a Nano and even then iTunes is kind of a turn-off.
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: ME## on July 23, 2009, 03:06:41 PM
Quote from: Prowling Kewn on July 23, 2009, 03:04:26 PM
You should have used the Macs. hocuspocus;


I did lol.


I was using one of the MacBook Pros on the table next to the iPhone table lol.
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: Daddy on July 23, 2009, 03:09:28 PM
Quote from: Thyme on July 23, 2009, 03:06:09 PM
I don't know if there's any around and I'm generally not interested in Apple products. Their only product I'd probably ever get is a Nano and even then iTunes is kind of a turn-off.
Ew. madood;
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: Thyme on July 23, 2009, 03:13:39 PM
http://www.apple.com/ca/retail/saintecatherine/

Oh god. Yeah, my cool factor really isn't high enough for me to go in there. giggle;
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: Daddy on September 05, 2010, 12:32:29 AM
so how did this awesome idea turn out
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: strongbad on September 05, 2010, 08:40:22 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on September 05, 2010, 12:32:29 AM
so how did this awesome idea turn out

well
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: Hiro on September 06, 2010, 02:10:13 AM
I still need to visit the one in Arizona  baddood;
Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: ME## on September 06, 2010, 08:49:54 AM
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Title: Re: Microsoft opening stores next to Apple this fall.
Post by: Wrench on September 07, 2010, 06:36:44 AM
what a smart idea