I was finishing my essays and whatnot at around midnight last night, and I needed to print. My printer was out of ink, but I had purchased new cartridges the day before. I was silly enough to leave them in the van. akudood;
So I went to go get the ink out of the van, at nearly 1:00AM. I walked outside towards the driveway when I noticed a woman, who was pretty far away from me at this point, walking down the street. I heard her talking, but I wasn't wearing my glasses and couldn't be sure if she was conversing with another person. It sounded like she was speaking in Spanish, but I wasn't really paying attention and couldn't be sure. I didnâ,,,t think much of it, so I opened the door and got the ink. I got out of the van, closed the door, and realized that the strange woman was a bit closer to me now, and still talking. But then I realized that there was nobody else around who she could be talking to. I began to get suspicious and found the situation a bit creepy. wry
I attempted to lock the van door, but it wouldn't lock. I tried again and again, but there was no response. I had to go back inside and lock it manually. So I did that, and when I got out for the second time, the woman was standing right in front of the van. I almost had a heart attack at that instant. AND SHE WAS STILL TALKING AND I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND
Now she was walking into my yard. I thought I was going to die. I was utterly terrified at this point and didnâ,,,t know how to react. I simply screamed, and ran for my life. That was the fastest I have ever moved. :|
I got inside and locked the doors immediately. I was shivering. wry
And I managed to lose my shoes while I was scampering, but I was far too frightened to go back outside and retrieve them. I got almost no sleep last night because of that incident. I woke up today wondering if it was just an extremely clear and realistic dream, or if I had hallucinated, but I found my shoes outside, right where I remembered losing them. smithicide;
i will never leave my house when it's dark out again akudood;
but, uh, at least i got my final project done hocuspocus;
I would have shit my pants.
you're so gay
This is both extremely sad and hilarious :(
That reminds me of a few years ago, it was about midnight and I was going to the car as I had left my backpack in it. When I was looking for my bag in the car, my neighbour tapped me on the shoulder and asked me if I had a phone on me. I nearly died. :'(
She just wanted a hug.
that's why some people keep their cars in their garages hocuspocus;
I think the scariest part is, I had no idea what she wanted and I didn't know what she was saying. And I looked out the window after what happened, and she wasn't even there anymore. She simply vanished. What a peculiar character. :|
one time a bald guy looked in the front door window at my mom and she got scared.
Quote from: Det in Fâ,,¯ Major on June 08, 2009, 03:56:09 PM
that's why some people keep their cars in their garages hocuspocus;
my house has no garage akudood;
In other news—how do I kiss a girl?
Quote from: Det in Fâ,,¯ Major on June 08, 2009, 03:56:09 PM
that's why some people keep their cars in their garages hocuspocus;
some people don't have garages madood;
Quote from: Bassir on June 08, 2009, 04:04:12 PM
In other newsâ,”how do I kiss a girl?
You press your lips onto hers, the rest you can figure out on your own. akudood;
Quote from: Bassir on June 08, 2009, 04:04:12 PM
In other newsâ,”how do I kiss a girl?
You don't need to kiss her. Just shove your dick in her mouth.
Social anxiety disorder. :|
Also I would've conversed with her, you FAGGOT.
Quote from: laylay on June 08, 2009, 04:11:52 PM
You don't need to kiss her. Just shove your dick in her mouth.
You have to learn to walk before you can run.
Quote from: Stupid Fucking Slut on June 08, 2009, 04:12:54 PM
Social anxiety disorder. :|
Also I would've conversed with her, you FAGGOT.
i didn't know what she was saying :|
Quote from: laylay on June 08, 2009, 04:11:52 PM
You don't need to kiss her. Just shove your dick in her mouth.
Are you saying that's how you and your boyfriend kiss?
Quote from: laylay on June 08, 2009, 04:11:52 PM
You don't need to kiss her. Just shove your dick in her mouth.
my god psyduck;
I hate you guys. akudood;
Quote from: TECTRINKET on June 08, 2009, 04:16:36 PM
I hate you guys. akudood;
Yeah... akudood;
So there's this girl I like, and she likes me back. This is certainly a first; I think I might have a heart. How is this possible?
you should've just said "heysup"
also what would you have done had she set your lawn on fire?
Quote from: Bassir on June 08, 2009, 04:17:55 PM
Yeah... akudood;
So there's this girl I like, and she likes me back. This is certainly a first; I think I might have a heart. How is this possible?
Remove it as soon as possible.
hey tec:
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I was picking my friend up from a party once, since he needed a ride and I had just gotten off of work (close by to the parteh) so I drove by at around 10, and it was really dark since it was winter. I pulled up to the sidewalk and I saw him sprinting around the corner and i was like what the lol and then this huge black dude was walking really really fast after him and my friend was liek GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO and he refused to tell me why a huge negro was chasing him akudood;
This was like the time I was waiting for someone to pick me up, and I end up having a 20 minute conversation with a homeless guy. Except I was able to get past the fact that the guy had just gotten out of prison for severe addiction. We talked about music.
Quote from: Hïro on June 08, 2009, 03:44:23 PM
This is both extremely sad and hilarious :(
why is it sad, what else could i have done :'(
Quote from: Bassir on June 08, 2009, 04:13:55 PM
You have to learn to walk before you can run.
That's what she's saying.
I got terrified just reading that. Let's hope you never see her again.
You were scared of a woman? Ha. Haha. Hahaha.
Quote from: Bassir on June 08, 2009, 04:17:55 PM
Yeah... akudood;
So there's this girl I like, and she likes me back. This is certainly a first; I think I might have a heart. How is this possible?
Mr. Grinch bassir;
Quote from: Cyanide on June 08, 2009, 08:13:34 PM
You were scared of a woman? Ha. Haha. Hahaha.
i was terrified akudood;
Quote from: TECTRINKET on June 08, 2009, 08:17:43 PM
i was terrified akudood;
It's okay. Women are scary doodthing;
Quote from: Henry Hatsworth on June 08, 2009, 08:55:20 PM
It's okay. Women are scary doodthing;
We'll fuck you up, we will!
About two weeks or so ago some wacky guy came up to my house at about 10:00 AM, claimed he was a court officer or some shit, and started asking for my dad. I tell him my dad lives in Missouruh (but he used to live here so the guy got the wrong address or something) and that I'm unable to give an exact address (I could have referred him to my sister but I don't know her number lol akudood;). So he should go away, right?
lol NOPE
He refuses to believe me "because I'm a minor", and asks if there was anyone in the house over the age of 15 (nice job estimating my age, dummy), keeps saying he can't hear me (I was talking to him through a window, but I was nearly yelling) and after about 10 minutes of this bullshit, he leaves and drives off in a black car with suspiciously well-tinted windows. baddood;
i spent the rest of the day with my curtains closed
Quote from: Pqqu on June 08, 2009, 09:02:05 PM
We'll fuck you up, we will!
I'm going to hit you.
Sometimes I'm glad I live in the middle of nowhere
Quote from: Cyanide on June 08, 2009, 08:13:34 PM
You were scared of a woman? Ha. Haha. Hahaha.
You sexist pig baddood;
There are these things called cordless headsets they have for phones.
return the slab, or suffer the curse
Quote from: Veal on June 08, 2009, 10:52:37 PM
I'm going to hit you.
Oh no please don't hit me oh god I haven't done anything please
Quote from: Daphnia on June 09, 2009, 09:57:20 AM
There are these things called cordless headsets they have for phones.
I thought about that, but I didn't see one on her. And that still doesn't explain why she approached me. akudood;
Quote from: TECTRINKET on June 09, 2009, 12:21:03 PM
I thought about that, but I didn't see one on her. And that still doesn't explain why she approached me. akudood;
giggle; lil tec was scared