and i don't want to masturbate.
what is a boy to do? akudood;
Post on boyah
just masturbate and get over the problem faster
fuck an apple
fuck the umbrella hole in your patio table
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in all seriousness, i really want to have sex
but me and my bitchhhhhhh aren;'t on speaking terms right now
AHHHHHHHHHHH akudood;
Oh shit the nigger is back giggle;
Pull out your dick, marvel at its erect state and magnificent being. Reflect that no bitches shall enjoy its musings, and lament for such bitches.
No homo.
socks that was just the gayest fucking thing i've read by you
Quote from: Socks on June 04, 2009, 06:40:49 PM
Pull out your dick, marvel at its erect state and magnificent being. Reflect that no bitches shall enjoy it's musings, and lament for such bitches.
No homo.
Word, my nigga.
no homo
use concrete hocuspocus;
fuck a horned lizard
Quote from: Crazy Fucking Raccoon on June 04, 2009, 06:42:34 PM
fuck a horned lizard
how the fuck didn't i think of that? psyduck;
Quote from: V on June 04, 2009, 06:41:31 PM
Word, my nigga.
no homo
She'll come around anyway. I swear it's meant to be. Haha
Buy a fleshlight
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: help
You: V is horny what does he do
Stranger: cut the thing off
You: thanks ill tell him
Ew.
Quote from: Socks on June 04, 2009, 06:44:12 PM
She'll come around anyway. I swear it's meant to be. Haha
Yeah, but for now fuck her :(
Quote from: Crazy Fucking Raccoon on June 04, 2009, 06:46:16 PM
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: help
You: V is horny what does he do
Stranger: cut the thing off
You: thanks ill tell him
not an option. akudood;
Quote from: V on June 04, 2009, 06:48:17 PM
Yeah, but for now fuck her
Last time I checked this is V I'm talking too. The pussy magnet extraordinaire.
Quote from: Socks on June 04, 2009, 06:51:31 PM
Last time I checked this is V I'm talking too. The pussy magnet extraordinaire.
Yes, it is I. VDood;
Quote from: V on June 04, 2009, 07:06:52 PM
Yes, it is I. VDood;
Hey V do you own a V mask? That'd be pretty cool if you did.
Quote from: The Comedian on June 04, 2009, 07:11:22 PM
Hey V do you own a V mask? That'd be pretty cool if you did.
Yeah, I do actually.
Practice on your sister.
Practice on his sister.
Definitely pretty enough, not old enough.
Practice on a banana peel.
Try using a Wii Remote jacket. maps;
I feel exactly the same like at least once every other day.
But it's not like I can just go out and get some, no no.
That would make me a slut giggle;
Quote from: Bubbie on June 06, 2009, 06:46:09 AM
But it's not like I can just go out and get some, no no.
That would make me a slut giggle;
...And you're not a slut because? goonish
I missed the return of all the oldies? O_0
Quote from: mario583 on June 06, 2009, 12:23:09 PM
...And you're not a slut because? goonish
Because the only person she has sex with is me, currently.
Quote from: Kaz on June 06, 2009, 07:23:26 PM
Because the only person she has sex with is me, currently.
As far as you know... :O
Quote from: Kaz on June 06, 2009, 07:23:26 PM
Because the only person she has sex with is me, currently.
I have something to tell you.
Hensa is cheating on you with herself.
Quote from: Veal on June 06, 2009, 09:46:56 PM
I have something to tell you.
Hensa is cheating on you with herself.
Fine with me.