But I need some topics.
First, the book needs lots of sex to attract the teenagers.
Second, the book needs lots of politic drama to attract the senior.
Third, the book needs hidden messages to attract everyone inbetween that.
Fourth, the book needs kittens to attract Baby.
So, how do I do this one? goowan
Write a story of a conservative farmer and his liberal best friend and how they find a kitten eating a banana.
Quote from: Crazy Fucking Raccoon on June 02, 2009, 07:17:14 AM
Write a story of a conservative farmer and his liberal best friend and how they find a kitten eating a banana.
where did the kitten get a banana? huhdoodame;
Write the true story of how you killed yourself and the world rejoiced.
Quote from: Slim on June 02, 2009, 11:56:02 AM
Write the true story of how you killed yourself and the world rejoiced.
where does the kitten come into play?
A kitten with a very large penis runs for president but actually turns out to be gay
Quote from: Slim on June 02, 2009, 11:56:02 AM
Write the true story of how you killed yourself and the world rejoiced.
Your sadistic and obnoxiously irritating attitude towards everything and everyone is getting really repetitive. Spice it up a little.
Quote from: Geno on June 02, 2009, 01:34:40 PM
A kitten with a very large penis runs for president but actually turns out to be gay
SORRY GUYS HE WINS
I just LOVE attracting Baby. yes;
The book that I am writing creeps people out because I just ruin everything with pretty typography. n_____n