Poll
Question:
well is it possible
Option 1: yes.
Option 2: no.
doodthing;
Hell, you look decent, but I think your wit could win over a girl bassir;
I don't know, can you?
Quote from: Kevin on May 31, 2009, 06:37:37 PM
Hell, you look decent, but I think your wit could win over a girl bassir;
You're actually making sense. bassir;
Of course you could!
I may even help you. giggle;
Yeah
No, because you do not wish to acquire a female companion.
Quote from: Wrench on May 31, 2009, 06:41:08 PM
No, because you do not wish to acquire a female companion.
how is babby formed
You aren't hideously deformed, and your wit and sarcasm can win anyone's heart. <3
If I can, you could.
but will you probably not
Quote from: Stupid Fucking Slut on May 31, 2009, 06:43:05 PM
You aren't hideously deformed, and your wit and sarcasm can win anyone's heart. <3
akudood;
How the hell do you know me so well?
Bassir will probably get the best girl out of everyone. Except Famy. n_u
you could probably get a fat chick
only when hes past his teen angst stage will girls be able to tolerate him
Quote from: Bassir on May 31, 2009, 06:37:59 PM
You're actually making sense. bassir;
It happens.
Quote from: Stupid Fucking Slut on May 31, 2009, 06:43:05 PM
You aren't hideously deformed, and your wit and sarcasm can win anyone's heart. <3
That's what I said doodthing;
bunch of kiss-asses
Quote from: Joe on May 31, 2009, 06:52:24 PM
bunch of kiss-asses
Mippo just wants to be accepted. </3
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 31, 2009, 06:53:09 PM
Mippo just wants to be accepted. </3
Not really. I've lived with you guys hating me till now ^_^
No. You're a cynical bastard, Bassir.
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 31, 2009, 06:53:09 PM
Mippo just wants to be accepted. </3
brown nosing isnt the way
mippo do you have a crush on bassir giggle;
Quote from: Kevin on May 31, 2009, 06:53:51 PM
Not really. I've lived with you guys hating me till now ^_^
aw who said we didnt hate you anymore ^_^
Wow, it's a tie. 6-6.
I think the real question is if he can keep one for more than an hour.
Quote from: Daphnia on May 31, 2009, 07:09:18 PM
I think the real question is if he can keep one for more than an hour.
That is very true.
Quote from: RDX on May 31, 2009, 06:54:08 PM
mippo do you have a crush on bassir giggle;
Yes baddood;
Quote from: Joe on May 31, 2009, 06:55:20 PM
aw who said we didnt hate you anymore ^_^
aw i didn't say that ^_^;
I'm gonna say yes, you can get a girl.
...but the whole wit/sarcasm bit gets old so you better some up with a new routine shortly afterwards if you'r interested in keeping her.
Oh, but don't become a tool because that won't work either.
Quote from: Sam on May 31, 2009, 07:19:56 PM
I'm gonna say yes, you can get a girl.
...but the whole wit/sarcasm bit gets old so you better some up with a new routine shortly afterwards if you'r interested in keeping her.
Actually, it really doesn't. My wit can be used to flatter a woman.
I think you could get one, yes.
But keeping her around, no.
Quote from: Bassir on May 31, 2009, 07:20:29 PM
Actually, it really doesn't.
Have you ever dated a guy based on their sarcasm and wit? I don't think so. baddood;
Quote from: laylay on May 31, 2009, 07:20:46 PM
I think you could get one, yes.
But keeping her around, no.
See, lacey knows what she's talking about. :3
Quote from: Sam on May 31, 2009, 07:21:13 PM
Have you ever dated a guy based on their sarcasm and wit? I don't think so. baddood;
Yes. He died of brain cancer. I don't like to talk about it. ;__;
Quote from: Bassir on May 31, 2009, 07:22:00 PM
Yes. He died of brain cancer. I don't like to talk about it. ;__;
I once had a girlfriend
But then one day she dumped me
And everywhere I go people would ask me where she was
I don't want to talk about her
Someone always asks about her
So I tell them all: my girlfriend's dead
I say it's leukemia or sometimes bulemia
Or a great big truck ran her over and chopped off her head
I don't want to talk about her
But someone always asks about her
So I tell them all: she's dead
I know I have cjlubdoods;
Quote from: Sam on May 31, 2009, 07:21:41 PM
See, lacey knows what she's talking about. :3
Yeah sometimes it happens.
hey... where did clucky's post go? >.>
Quote from: Sam on May 31, 2009, 07:39:20 PM
hey... where did clucky's post go? >.>
I think I've asked that very same question at least a dozen times in my time here.
Quote from: Slim on May 31, 2009, 09:11:22 PM
I think I've asked that very same question at least a dozen times in my time here.
Oh god I thought I was the only one
I've thought that so many times as well! O_0
i put them in my bank account
Quote from: Crazy Fucking Raccoon on May 31, 2009, 09:21:17 PM
i put them in my bank account
so that's where they've been going? wow, you must be rich by now.
no, they're not really worth much.
zing
Wit?
Sarcasm I can see but... wit?
Quote from: Veal on June 01, 2009, 05:04:47 PM
Wit?
Sarcasm I can see but... wit?
You don't know me well enough. You can also ask my real-life friends.
Quote from: Bassir on June 01, 2009, 05:10:51 PM
You don't know me well enough. You can also ask my real-life friends.
I thought you always complained about how you didn't have any of those.
Quote from: Joe on June 01, 2009, 05:57:07 PM
I thought you always complained about how you didn't have any of those.
I've invited several of them here. psyduck;
Quote from: Bassir on June 01, 2009, 06:41:18 PM
I've invited several of them here. psyduck;
He's right, you do always complain about having no friends.
Bassir is 100% "poor me", and does nothing to change it happydood;
Quote from: Sam on June 01, 2009, 06:54:41 PM
He's right, you do always complain about having no friends.
I don't have friends. Ask my real life friends.
Quote from: Bassir on June 01, 2009, 05:10:51 PM
You don't know me well enough. You can also ask my real-life friends.
I don't know you well enough to know that you're funny?
Quote from: Veal on June 01, 2009, 07:32:15 PM
I don't know you well enough to know that you're funny?
I'm not funny on the internet. doodthing;
If a girl is judging you by your personality, no. If she's judging you by your appearance, yes. But everyone knows that no one wants a girl like that.
Quote from: Paul on June 01, 2009, 08:06:21 PM
If a girl is judging you by your personality, no. If she's judging you by your appearance, yes. But everyone knows that no one wants a girl like that.
lol this is my closest real life friend
Did you want honesty or did you want me to be supportive? huhdoodame;
Quote from: Paul on June 01, 2009, 08:25:49 PM
Did you want honesty or did you want me to be supportive? huhdoodame;
I don't need support. bassir;
Quote from: Bassir on June 01, 2009, 08:26:26 PM
I don't need support. bassir;
All right, but I think you can get a girlfriend if you learn how to share your emotions with a woman, but I can't see that happening.
Quote from: Paul on June 01, 2009, 08:29:31 PM
All right, but I think you can get a girlfriend if you learn how to share your emotions with a woman, but I can't see that happening.
I love how you know me. happydood;
Quote from: Bassir on June 01, 2009, 08:31:57 PM
I love how you know me. happydood;
Yeah, I'm quite observant.
Quote from: Bassir on June 01, 2009, 07:59:30 PM
I'm not funny on the internet. doodthing;
So how does everyone else here know that you're witty in real life?
Quote from: Veal on June 01, 2009, 10:24:21 PM
So how does everyone else here know that you're witty in real life?
I have no idea, but they're right, so I didn't argue. doodthing;
Quote from: Bassir on June 02, 2009, 01:22:53 PM
I have no idea, but they're right, so I didn't argue. doodthing;
You didn't say anything witty in reply?
i gave you $2.50 for chloroform months ago what's the problem akudood;
Probably not soon, you're handsome but I'm sure a lot of the girls around you piss you off so I'm going to go with no.
Quote from: Paul on June 01, 2009, 08:29:31 PM
All right, but I think you can get a girlfriend if you learn how to share your emotions with a woman, but I can't see that happening.
But you could pretend to be his girlfriend and teach him. :3
Quote from: Bassir on June 01, 2009, 08:31:57 PM
I love how you know me. happydood;
yeah best friends are usually like that doodhuh;
also i don't think anyone here can tell but paul. nobody knows how you act socially off the internet but him, and when you make threads about squirrels being your only social interaction, it makes me believe you wouldn't know what to do with a girlfriend, or how to even ask her out. (the thread could be sarcastic, i can't really tell with you because you seem like a squirrel WOULD be your only social interaction, but that kind of humor is really kind of stupid and not funny at all, just pitiful.)
and if you do get one, just remember don't call her fat or say her thighs are huge ;)
I was just embracing the oh-so-common misconception that I abstain from social interaction.
i volunteer giggle;
Quote from: Det in Fââ,,¢Â¯ Major on June 02, 2009, 05:11:50 PM
yeah best friends are usually like that doodhuh;
also i don't think anyone here can tell but paul. nobody knows how you act socially off the internet but him, and when you make threads about squirrels being your only social interaction, it makes me believe you wouldn't know what to do with a girlfriend, or how to even ask her out. (the thread could be sarcastic, i can't really tell with you because you seem like a squirrel WOULD be your only social interaction, but that kind of humor is really kind of stupid and not funny at all, just pitiful.)
and if you do get one, just remember don't call her fat or say her thighs are huge ;)
Yeah, that makes me feel special.