i learned my family went to russia from Germany when catherine the great was running the place. (she gave german immigrants land) anyway after she died the russian dudes didn't allow you to teach german to your kids or anything that catherine let people do. so, they got on a boat called the frankfurt, went to the us, went to texas, then up to oregon
what did you learn
The Voyage Of The Frankfurt
uh
how to consecutively win in president
more smooth talkin
penis cancer
caress your ballsack once a month to prevent penis cancer
weedles cant learn cut(or so a friend of mine says)
more ways to manipulate people
some friends' gmails
little tidbits on using gmail
gandhi stuff
stuff
Mika thinks Lance is racist.
Famy is mean. But still beautiful.
Rae never loved me.
Why would you think that? You are special. I meant in a good way. :3
i learned that jmv doesn't like me learning so he deletes my progress ;_;
Quote from: ø Lance * Corporal * Atlas ø on May 20, 2009, 04:18:02 PM
uh
how to consecutively win in president
more smooth talkin
penis cancer
caress your ballsack once a month to prevent penis cancer
weedles cant learn cut(or so a friend of mine says)
more ways to manipulate people
some friends' gmails
little tidbits on using gmail
gandhi stuff
stuff
i caressed my ballsack after i read this
i learned that det is a fucking dumb piece of shit whore that needs to go die.
that i actually have ninja skills
that you live in oregon
haha your state sucks
Quote from: RDX on May 20, 2009, 06:47:16 PM
that you live in oregon
haha your state sucks
he lives in washington
well his post was misleading :(
"a buen puerto" is an idiom meaning "safely"
10-pages double-spaced is a tall order, and requires caffine and procrastination.
A learned how much of a gullible tool I am.
K well it was more of a review doodhuh;
How to make toothbrushes way more fun
Quote from: Bubbie on May 20, 2009, 09:00:31 PM
How to make toothbrushes way more fun
<3 hehe giggle;
Whoa you guys... Whoa.
Omg pqqu ilu bby <3
Facial cleanser is fucking expensive.
I am not a salesman
my english teacher's marriage is failing giggle;
Aw, really? How did you learn this? Tell Ms Parker I'll marry her
Quote from: Hïro on May 20, 2009, 10:17:37 PM
Aw, really? How did you learn this? Tell Ms Parker I'll marry her
no she's my wife.
Sierra told me today when we were getting pizza. Parker started signing things Ms. Parker as opposed to Mrs. Parker (and Ms. of course can be both Miss and Mrs. but she always used to do Mrs.) a girl noticed this (in Mrs. Williams class - Sophmore Accl teacher) and brought it up and said she was going to ask Parker why and Mrs. Williams said "No! don't do that" so she said she would ask Zach (Parker's son) and this kid who is Zach's friend said "I wouldn't do that if I were you..." which was apparently a big deal because this kid never speaks.
So it's sort of an assumption but Frisco told Sierra that they have a lot of problems (& Frisco is Zach's BFF)
...
Failing marriage.
That was the most teenage girl-ish story I've ever heard. I didn't understand a word of it, but I'll take your word for it.
that lebron james is a human after all
Wait a second i think i understand now. Anyway, that sucks.
Quote from: Mettalik on May 20, 2009, 08:58:37 PM
A learned how much of a gullible tool I am.
K well it was more of a review doodhuh;
oh hey me too
just look at every relationship i've tried to pursue
I thought that as I was typing it. And I just discussed it with Franny. We decided that Abbie would probably go with Mr. Parker because she really likes softball (and Mr. Parker is really into sports) and that Zach, dumb as he is, would live with Parker because she adores him and because his dad calls him a "pussy" for not liking to wrestle.
That's what I learned today :)
Aw... :3 So yeah I'll be marrying Parker then
shush you
no you won't
you guys wouldn't get along giggle;
she said i'm a beautiful poet and she loves everything i write
and that i am the only 16 year old allowed to read Naked Lunch
what kind of bullshit is that
Quote from: Zach on May 20, 2009, 10:47:17 PM
what kind of bullshit is that
the pretentious hipster kind
I have learned absolutely nothing. Yet.
Today's been very boring.
mmmm today I learned that Sharon's "boyfriend type thing" is dumb.
learned that children + arnold = HILARIOUS
Quote from: Nyerp on May 21, 2009, 12:49:30 PM
the pretentious hipster kind
Yeah, way too much of that at the bookstores I frequent. Nothing I hate more than when I walk into Barnes and Noble and see dipshit wannabe hipster beatniks sipping on cappuccinos while holding pseudo-intellectual conversations.
Quote from: Zach on May 21, 2009, 08:25:20 PM
Yeah, way too much of that at the bookstores I frequent. Nothing I hate more than when I walk into Barnes and Noble and see dipshit wannabe hipster beatniks sipping on cappuccinos while holding pseudo-intellectual conversations.
They sip peppermint tea in my area and orgasm over Ayn Rand.
If you look really hard, you can see the hot air rising off their heads, like heated pavement on a summer afternoon.
my moms life is in danger.
Hiding your feelings is the only way to keep friends close
Today I've learned that people are ignorant and selfish.
Not only do they fail to see how hard we work to please them, they fail to see how they're complete morons.
I've learned that customers are what make me want to indulge in suicidal tendencies.
They are also very rude. Hateful. Snobbish. When they have no reason to be.
Hmmm? Oh, yes. Let's see. You're acting like a total snob in that beat up old car. Look at my car. Nice, isn't it?
You're just like the rest of the poor, pompous republicans. Dooming yourselves to a life of living in your trailer trash.
Also, Sonic is unveiling a bundt cake. hocuspocus;
The Hubble Space Telescope will reenter orbit and break apart before 2013 saddood;
I learned that you're all cynics and will die alone and restless.
Quote from: Veal on May 21, 2009, 10:41:23 PM
I learned that you're all cynics and will die alone and restless.
Maybe you were just shining a light onto you and looking in the mirror looking at a memberlist of boyah.
So the pure white, unadulterated light would be caught and recast into a web of irony, and thus reflected around the room. But that same light would then show you the memberlist, making them almost seem like a source. Thus, your picture of us is in fact a reflection of your own cynicism and aimlessness.
Quote from: Pqqu on May 21, 2009, 10:43:42 PM
Maybe you were just shining a light onto you and looking in the mirror looking at a memberlist of boyah.
So the pure white, unadulterated light would be caught and recast into a web of irony, and thus reflected around the room. But that same light would then show you the memberlist, making them almost seem like a source. Thus, your picture of us is in fact a reflection of your own cynicism and aimlessness.
No I'm pretty sure it's them.
I like to think I'm better off than 90% of Boyah.
John Henry Eden = Alex DeLarge
:O
That thinking of everything as a euphemism, innuendo, or taking something completely out of context can hurt you in the long run.
Knives are useful for stabbing and cutting.
If you tell people that you're awesome they'll eventually be forced to believe you.
Quote from: Veal on May 21, 2009, 10:41:23 PM
I learned that you're all cynics and will die alone and restless.
Finally someone who understands me
The video for The Prime Time of Your Life is about anorexia. befuddlement
I didn't really "learn" it, it's just that I just watched it and I had never noticed it before.
Quote from: Thyme on May 22, 2009, 07:36:41 PM
The video for The Prime Time of Your Life is about anorexia. befuddlement
I didn't really "learn" it, it's just that I just watched it and I had never noticed it before.
say whaaaaaaaa
I immediately knew it was about anorexia. <3
Quote from: Stupid Fucking Slut on May 22, 2009, 08:35:11 PM
say whaaaaaaaa
I immediately knew it was about anorexia. <3
I guess I wasn't as much into BBWs (at least consciously) and other weight-related things back when I first saw it, so it went over my head. n_u
Nothing yet.
well yesterday i learned that "awhile" is an actual word
an adverb, in fact goonish
I learned that The White Tie Affair was on The Hills.
my car is not comfortable for sleeping
I'm going whale watching...tomorrow
im so excited! giggle;
Quote from: RDX on May 23, 2009, 11:53:16 AM
I'm going whale watching...tomorrow
im so excited! giggle;
what whales be you watchin' on the morrow
I learned that the drinking age will never get lowered below 21, you see heres the thing: if a state has a 21 drinking age, they get highway funding!
That I dislike metal artistic mediums since they fucking make me sore. giggle;
Quote from: Canard Diapason Funambule on May 23, 2009, 11:55:25 AM
what whales be you watchin' on the morrow
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