SDLFSAJKLFDJSJ THERE WAS A RACCOON FIGHTING A CAT ON MY PORCH AND THE CAT LOST AND THE RACCOON IS THERE AND I AM PLAYING WITH MY LASER POINTER AND HE IS CHASING IT.
he then hissed so i want to get him a cookie ;-;
It knows
Try not to get its rabies
I gave him bread. giggle;
THEY ARE SO CUTE I LOVE RACCOONS :3
TAKE PICTURE
Give bread to C-Note:(
Quote from: Bubbie on May 19, 2009, 08:43:32 PM
TAKE PICTURE
THE IPHONE'S CAMERA SUCKS AT NIGHT PICTURES I TRIED BUT IT'S ALL BLACK I AM SAD
Quote from: C-Note on May 19, 2009, 08:44:08 PM
Give bread to C-Note:(
he's fat i gave him lettuce
a cat wandered into our house once, it was adorable giggle;
you need to somehow domesticate this raccoon
make it your brother
guys what is the chance he will attack if i feed him chicken or fish and try to pet him
Quote from: Crazy Fucking Raccoon on May 20, 2009, 07:54:29 AM
guys what is the chance he will attack if i feed him chicken or fish and try to pet him
very unlikely go for it
I'll have the first aid kit sent to your house.
Just feed him fish and stuff so he comes back and eventually you can trap him and force him to be your pet.
can't he just liveo n my porch
ill give him food and a bed
Yeah do it!
are you going to fuck it
one time a possum came into the house and my mom freaked out and beat it with a broom.
Quote from: Crazy Fucking Raccoon on May 20, 2009, 08:10:15 AM
can't he just liveo n my porch
ill give him food and a bed
and he'll give you rabies happydood;
Quote from: Mettalik on May 20, 2009, 12:59:19 PM
and he'll give you rabies happydood;
its a deal then
raccoons are vile little beasts
jamejame why don't you just go adopt a baby raccoon?
Quote from: laylay on May 20, 2009, 03:32:44 PM
jamejame why don't you just go adopt a baby raccoon?
uhh, they're not domesticated pets, they're wild animals.
Quote from: Det in Fââ,,¢Â¯ Major on May 20, 2009, 03:42:29 PM
uhh, they're not domesticated pets, they're wild animals.
uuhhh your a douche bag my dad had one and it died a couple years before i was born and it was fine.
Quote from: laylay on May 20, 2009, 03:45:16 PM
uuhhh your a douche bag my dad had one and it died a couple years before i was born and it was fine.
OH SO HE BOUGHT IT AT THE PET STORE AND HAD A LICENSE FOR IT AND HAD IT GROOMED? how pathetic. well, like father like daughter, i suppose. happydood;
Quote from: Det in F♯ Major on May 20, 2009, 03:57:22 PM
OH SO HE BOUGHT IT AT THE PET STORE AND HAD A LICENSE FOR IT AND HAD IT GROOMED? how pathetic. well, like father like daughter, i suppose. happydood;
what how is that pathetic.
buying an animal that was actually bred in captivity to decrease the chance of carrying disease and it being hostile towards humans is completely pathetic.
it's also pathetic to get a license to own a dog right
Quote from: Crazy Fucking Raccoon on May 20, 2009, 04:07:13 PM
what how is that pathetic.
buying an animal that was actually bred in captivity to decrease the chance of carrying disease and it being hostile towards humans is completely pathetic.
it's also pathetic to get a license to own a dog right
whatever jmv get rabies
and i dont see why having a dog is pathetic, i mean, you have one, not to mention its the most popular pet in the us...
and uh, its actually illegal not to have one here, so no, its actually not pathetic
Quote from: Det in Fââ,,¢Â¯ Major on May 20, 2009, 04:10:19 PM
whatever jmv get rabies
and i dont see why having a dog is pathetic, i mean, you have one
and uh, its actually illegal not to have one here, so no, its actually not pathetic
what you said buying it from the pet store is pathetic.
you do realize that rabies isn't something animals are born with. buying a raccoon from a pet store will result in the raccoon having the same probability of having rabies as a dog.
you are the one that said it was pathetic. i was just saying you need a license to get a dog just like a raccoon
it's actually illegal to not have a license to own a raccoon in some states so no it's actually not pathetic
maybe you should read your posts.
Quote from: Crazy Fucking Raccoon on May 20, 2009, 04:07:13 PM
what how is that pathetic.
buying an animal that was actually bred in captivity to decrease the chance of carrying disease and it being hostile towards humans is completely pathetic.
it's also pathetic to get a license to own a dog right
you should get pets at breeders n____n
pet stores suck and rarely even know how to treat them if they get sick
Quote from: Crazy Fucking Raccoon on May 20, 2009, 04:13:14 PM
what you said buying it from the pet store is pathetic.
you do realize that rabies isn't something animals are born with. buying a raccoon from a pet store will result in the raccoon having the same probability of having rabies as a dog.
you are the one that said it was pathetic. i was just saying you need a license to get a dog just like a raccoon
it's actually illegal to not have a license to own a raccoon in some states so no it's actually not pathetic
maybe you should read your posts.
sorry ive never been to a petsmart where they sell raccoons. maybe if you have enough money, you should get a squirrel too.
where does it say that you need a license to own a raccoon?
Quote from: Stupid Fucking Slut on May 20, 2009, 04:14:22 PM
you should get pets at breeders n____n
pet stores suck and rarely even know how to treat them if they get sick
by pet stores i was referring to actually buying one.
i dont like pet stores they mistreat animals
Quote from: Det in Fââ,,¢Â¯ Major on May 20, 2009, 04:14:51 PM
sorry ive never been to a petsmart where they sell raccoons. maybe if you have enough money, you should get a squirrel too.
you are the one that said it was pathetic that he bought it. psyduck;
Quotewhere does it say that you need a license to own a raccoon?
uh the state laws where they require it. psyduck;
Quote from: Det in Fââ,,¢Â¯ Major on May 20, 2009, 04:14:51 PM
sorry ive never been to a petsmart where they sell raccoons. maybe if you have enough money, you should get a squirrel too.
where does it say that you need a license to own a raccoon?
my vet said having a squirrel was illegal
also farm animals were illegal to have unless you had like an acre which is weird since a chicken doesn't even require that much land unless its a capitalist pig
yet somehow the spca doesn't do anything with the chickens that live out on the street |:|:|::|:||:
Quote from: Crazy Fucking Raccoon on May 20, 2009, 04:16:50 PM
by pet stores i was referring to actually buying one.
i dont like pet stores they mistreat animals
you are the one that said it was pathetic that he bought it. psyduck;
uh the state laws where they require it. psyduck;
uhm i dont know what you're talking about in that first part
and it is psyduck;
also i thought this might be of some interest: "I'm sorry to say that in virtually all states it's illegal to keep a wild born coon as a pet"
from some raccoon loving site
Any animal classified as a wild animal is protected by laws. You need a license and have to have an approved home for the animal. And raccoons are included in this. Even if you raise them from babies they still are dangerous at times. My friend Kathy had one and it attacked a little boy. The state came and took it and killed it to check for rabies. saddood;
Quote from: Det in F♯ Major on May 20, 2009, 04:19:28 PM
uhm i dont know what you're talking about in that first part
and it is psyduck;
also i thought this might be of some interest: "I'm sorry to say that in virtually all states it's illegal to keep a wild born coon as a pet"
from some raccoon loving site
are you dumb
You fucking posted this
QuoteOH SO HE BOUGHT IT AT THE PET STORE AND HAD A LICENSE FOR IT AND HAD IT GROOMED? how pathetic. well, like father like daughter, i suppose
You're the one who said it was pathetic to buy it and have a license for it when that's actually legal. doodhuh;
Quote from: FAMY2 on May 20, 2009, 04:20:53 PM
The state came and took it and killed it to check for rabies. saddood;
lol omg
why would they kill it and then check for rabies
Quote from: Crazy Fucking Raccoon on May 20, 2009, 04:21:12 PM
are you dumb
You fucking posted thisYou're the one who said it was pathetic to buy it and have a license for it when that's actually illegal. doodhuh;
im aware its illegal to purchase a raccoon, i don't understand why you needed to increase the font in that post.
Quote from: Stupid Fucking Slut on May 20, 2009, 04:22:57 PM
lol omg
why would they kill it and then check for rabies
i know thats so weird, because they're obviously cherubs and don't ever attack humans
Quote from: Stupid Fucking Slut on May 20, 2009, 04:22:57 PM
lol omg
why would they kill it and then check for rabies
They can't check for rabies while it's alive.
Quote from: Det in Fââ,,¢Â¯ Major on May 20, 2009, 04:23:22 PM
im aware its illegal to purchase a raccoon, i don't understand why you needed to increase the font in that post.
it was a typo.
You said it was pathetic to buy and own a raccoon with a license.
do you comprehend yet
Quote from: Stupid Fucking Slut on May 20, 2009, 04:22:57 PM
lol omg
why would they kill it and then check for rabies
Because they look at the brain to determine if it has rabies. saddood;
Quote from: FAMY2 on May 20, 2009, 04:24:11 PM
Because they look at the brain to determine if it has rabies. saddood;
:0
my vet just did what the psychiatrists do
just examine their maladaptive behavior to see if it has rabies
Quote from: Crazy Fucking Raccoon on May 20, 2009, 04:23:56 PM
They can't check for rabies while it's alive.it was a typo.
You said it was pathetic to buy and own a raccoon with a license.
do you comprehend yet
obviously because you can't fucking ACTUALLY PURCHASE raccoons unless there are extreme circumstances
so how can you have one without the other
its not like i can look in the newspaper or go to a petstore and be like "yeah i'd like a parakeet, a goldfish, and a raccoon."
do you comprehend yet
Quote from: Det in Fââ,,¢Â¯ Major on May 20, 2009, 04:27:09 PM
obviously because you can't fucking ACTUALLY PURCHASE raccoons unless there are extreme circumstances
so how can you have one without the other
its not like i can look in the newspaper or go to a petstore and be like "yeah i'd like a parakeet, a goldfish, and a raccoon."
do you comprehend yet
Did you know Michigan isn't the only state and there is more than one country in the world?
FYI State ≠Federal Laws ≠International Laws.
How the hell could you get a license to own a breeder purchased raccoon if you can't buy them in the first place?
do you now comprehend that laws of detroit michigan are not the laws of california, and even less of canada
There are places in Michigan to buy wildlife. You have to apply for a permit and have the home of the animal inspected and passed.
Quote from: FAMY2 on May 20, 2009, 04:32:02 PM
There are places in Michigan to buy wildlife. You have to apply for a permit and have the home of the animal inspected and passed.
NO RAE. MY LOCAL GAME WARDEN SAID IT'S ILLEGAL SO IT IS FOR YOU TOO akudood;
Quote from: Crazy Fucking Raccoon on May 20, 2009, 04:32:47 PM
NO RAE. MY LOCAL GAME WARDEN SAID IT'S ILLEGAL SO IT IS FOR YOU TOO akudood;
it probably is.
you act as if its so easy to just get a raccoon as a pet.
lacey's dad probably just took it right out of the woods and called it a pet.
Quote from: Det in F♯ Major on May 20, 2009, 04:34:30 PM
it probably is.
you act as if its so easy to just get a raccoon as a pet.
depending on where you live yes.
it's illegal to own hedgehogs in vermont but perfectly legal in massachusetts.
it is legal in some states don't really know which, illegal in others.
Quote from: Crazy Fucking Raccoon on May 20, 2009, 04:35:17 PM
depending on where you live yes.
it's illegal to own hedgehogs in vermont but perfectly legal in massachusetts.
it is legal in some states don't really know which, illegal in others.
even if it is legal, there are special circumstances and permits much harder to obtain than to have a dog or some normal pet.
Quote from: Det in Fââ,,¢Â¯ Major on May 20, 2009, 04:36:51 PM
even if it is legal, there are special circumstances and permits much harder to obtain than to have a dog or some normal pet.
what does it have to do with you saying it was pathetic
Quote from: Crazy Fucking Raccoon on May 20, 2009, 04:37:18 PM
what does it have to do with you saying it was pathetic
i was responding to your previous post, which had nothing to do with me saying its pathetic.
Quote from: Crazy Fucking Raccoon on May 20, 2009, 04:32:47 PM
NO RAE. MY LOCAL GAME WARDEN SAID IT'S ILLEGAL SO IT IS FOR YOU TOO akudood;
It's illegal to buy from just anywhere. Or to acquire one from the wild.
Quote from: FAMY2 on May 20, 2009, 04:38:41 PM
It's illegal to buy from just anywhere. Or to acquire one from the wild.
dont break jmv's heart, rae
Quote from: Det in Fââ,,¢Â¯ Major on May 20, 2009, 04:39:35 PM
dont break jmv's heart, rae
uh you just missed her point
"just anywhere" meaning you can't go buy it from the crack dealer. you need to buy it from a breeder who is licensed to breed raccoons.
i'm pretty sure you also have to spay/neuter it too.
Quote from: Crazy Fucking Raccoon on May 20, 2009, 04:42:25 PM
uh you just missed her point
"just anywhere" meaning you can't go buy it from the crack dealer. you need to buy it from a breeder who is licensed to breed raccoons.
i'm pretty sure you also have to spay/neuter it too.
She didn't. Which her's was a male. They say that's why he attacked the little boy. They seemed to think it was mating season or something.
Quote from: Crazy Fucking Raccoon on May 20, 2009, 04:42:25 PM
i'm pretty sure you also have to spay/neuter it too.
for you they defiantly do, you kewn mater you
Quote from: FAMY2 on May 20, 2009, 04:45:33 PM
She didn't. Which her's was a male. They say that's why he attacked the little boy. They seemed to think it was mating season or something.
That's not good.
It's also to prevent screwing with populations should it escape.
Quote from: Det in Fââ,,¢Â¯ Major on May 20, 2009, 03:57:22 PM
OH SO HE BOUGHT IT AT THE PET STORE AND HAD A LICENSE FOR IT AND HAD IT GROOMED? how pathetic. well, like father like daughter, i suppose. happydood;
you don't need a license for it.
we live in canada.
are you like completely fucking retarded.
he didn't but i from a pet store it was living in a tree out back and it's mother was killed by something.
the raccoon he had as a child he bought from a pet store though.
they were both good pets and they never hurt anyone.
i seriously think you have some sort of mental problem.
i can't see how anyone likes you, you are like the biggest fucking douche bag i have ever even come across.
i swear to god if you went to my school i would have fucking kicked your ass by now.
i wish i could lock this thread
Quote from: Kaz on May 20, 2009, 05:30:39 PM
i wish i could lock this thread
well maybe this thread would have stayed decent if that dumb bitch didn't come into it and ruin it.
Quote from: laylay on May 20, 2009, 05:33:24 PM
well maybe this thread would have stayed decent if that dumb bitch didn't come into it and ruin it.
It seems you are just as bad at bitching. baddood;
Quote from: laylay on May 20, 2009, 05:33:24 PM
well maybe this thread would have stayed decent if that dumb bitch didn't come into it and ruin it.
oh snap
^5 lacay
Quote from: laylay on May 20, 2009, 05:33:24 PM
well maybe this thread would have stayed decent if that dumb bitch didn't come into it and ruin it.
:3
Hedgehogs are legal in my state, BUT ARE ILLEGAL IN MY COUNTY, THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A REASON WHY. :(
Quote from: Lwar on May 20, 2009, 06:17:27 PM
Hedgehogs are legal in my state, BUT ARE ILLEGAL IN MY COUNTY, THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A REASON WHY. :(
Don't you live in DC?
Quote from: Crazy Fucking Raccoon on May 20, 2009, 06:17:42 PM
Don't you live in DC?
No lol, I like not fearing black people. giggle;
holy fucking shit this thread sucks
If a raccoon ever tried to pick a fight with my cat, I'd curbstomp that bitch.
Nobody messes with my Dusty.
Quote from: Sam on May 20, 2009, 07:40:16 PM
If a raccoon ever tried to pick a fight with my cat, I'd curbstomp that bitch.
Nobody messes with my Dusty.
If it didn't can I curbstomp it?
I just want to experience the moments.
I'd pay to see some hot lesbian action between lacey and det. ^__^