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Title: Nobody listen to dese bands!!! GOD DONT LIKE DEM!!!
Post by: Josh on May 10, 2009, 07:23:19 PM
Lol @ christians (Or satire, I can't figure out which one this is.)

http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands
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Post by: Veal on May 10, 2009, 07:32:32 PM
Notice how Jonas Brothers is underlined.
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Post by: Thyme on May 10, 2009, 07:33:30 PM
Notice how Kirk Hammett is on both pics.
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Post by: Mettalik on May 10, 2009, 07:37:16 PM
Notice how I ruined the noticing.
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Post by: Geno on May 10, 2009, 07:38:26 PM
Quote from: Thyme on May 10, 2009, 07:33:30 PM
Notice how Kirk Hammett is on both pics.
Kirk Hammet is too badass to be gay
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Post by: ME## on May 10, 2009, 07:38:38 PM
SlipKnot (make-up)

for some reason that made me laugh
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 10, 2009, 07:42:56 PM
websites like these are utterly disgusting goonish
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Post by: Slim on May 10, 2009, 07:49:57 PM
The guy from the website also has a song (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/84f50dae52/the-bible-says-from-donnied#player) out. ^___^
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Post by: The artist formally known on May 10, 2009, 07:53:13 PM
Cannibal Corpse is gay
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Post by: Geno on May 10, 2009, 08:45:28 PM
Burger King and Nickelodeon Join Forces in Smutty Ad


Itâ,,,s nothing new for Burger King to use sexually-charged imagery and bizarre concepts in its commercials. In the last five years, the fast-food chain has run through any number of unsavory advertising gimmicks. From its â,"Subservient Chickenâ, website (in which a man dressed as a chicken performs actions dictated by the viewer), to its faux teen music group Coq Roq and their frequent use of sexual double entendre, to ads starring its disturbingly-masked â,"Kingâ, character, to its current campaigns profiling â,"Whopper Virgins,â, Burger King has courted teens and young adults with its â,"edgyâ, advertising.  And another ad currently running has angered Americaâ,,,s neighbors with its stereotyped portrayal of Mexicans. But while these ads were often offensive, at least they were aimed at older viewers and not at children.

Until now.

One of Burger Kingâ,,,s most recent commercials prominently features Nickelodeonâ,,,s beloved childrenâ,,,s cartoon character, SpongeBob SquarePants, in an ad that makes a point of displaying a BK Kids Meal. Unfortunately, the commercial is also loaded with sexual imagery degrading to women

The commercial opens with the image of SpongeBob on a TV. It then shows a womanâ,,,s rear, apparently with a book or some other object inserted under her clothing, thus giving her â,"square pantsâ, (or, more accurately, a square rear end). Burger Kingâ,,,s â,"Kingâ, character then places a carpenterâ,,,s square against her rear.

â,"I like Square Butts, and I cannot lie!â, blares the commercialâ,,,s song. The screen intercuts between scenes of women with squared-off rears in skimpy outfits dancing and alternately thrusting out their chests and rears, with the camera often zooming in on their backsides, and images of characters from the SpongeBob cartoon.

â,"Swimminâ,,, through the seaweed tangles/is a butt with sharp right angles!â,¦Now, Burger King wants me to seal the deal â,“ 99 cents get a toy and a Kidâ,,,s Meal!â, sings the adâ,,,s rap narrator, as the King holds up a Kidâ,,,s Meal with a picture of SpongeBob on the bag. â,"Booty is Booty!â, proclaims the rapper, as a final image shows the SpongeBob-festooned bag and the slogan, â,"99,¢ BK Kids Meal.â,

When contacted by the PTC, Burger Kingâ,,,s representatives claimed that the ad targets adults, since the reduced price of the meal is supposedly the commercialâ,,,s selling point. But such an argument is farcical considering the prominence given to a childrenâ,,,s cartoon character, and the incessant mentions of Kids Meals in the ad. Clearly, the commercial is intended to appeal to childrenâ,¦a point reinforced by the fact that it was aired during the NCAA basketball championship on Monday, April 6 â,“ and has run throughout prime-time on various networks.

Many parents have written to the PTC criticizing the commercialâ,,,s blatant sexism and obvious appeal to children. In response to the PTCâ,,,s inquiries, Nickelodeon made the following statement:

â,"The Burger King ad is intended to be an adult-targeted and humorous take on the SpongeBob character's iconic â,˜squareâ,,, pants set to a famous pop song from the â,˜90s. This year marks SpongeBob SquarePantsâ,,, landmark 10th anniversary year, and with a monthly adult viewership of 45 million people above the age of 18, the intention was to offer a funny and playful take on the character for that audience.â,

So Nickelodeon would have us believe that its famous cartoon is actually targeted towards adults? Nickelodeon considers putting their most popular childrenâ,,,s character in a lewd ad as an appropriate way to celebrate that characterâ,,,s 10th anniversary?

With this statement, Nick is not only telling a blatant lie â,“ they are also showing that they believe every parent in the country is too stupid to recognize it as a lie. Nickelodeon should not receive a free pass for using their character in such a lascivious and overtly sexual commercial.

Burger King â,“ which recently pledged to move away from such â,"edgyâ, content -- has apologized for its new ad stereotyping Mexicans, but no such apology has been forthcoming for its sexualized Kids Meal ad. Both companies should be held responsible for aiming this tawdry commercial at children.

From the PTC lol.
And these guys are actually serious
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Post by: Classic on May 11, 2009, 03:09:20 PM
I like Michael Jackson.  giggle;
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Post by: Sam on May 11, 2009, 03:31:35 PM
i wish I could make out with a girl in front of him.
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Post by: j o e i n c on May 11, 2009, 03:33:58 PM
Frank Sinatra?
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Post by: guff on May 11, 2009, 03:34:36 PM
it's satire you idiots  akudood;
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Post by: ME## on May 11, 2009, 03:50:24 PM
Quote from: guff on May 11, 2009, 03:34:36 PM
it's satire you idiots  akudood;


You mean it's okay to listen to Kate Bush? o:
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Post by: Skylark on May 11, 2009, 05:13:26 PM
This was funny. What makes Rilo Kiley gay?
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Post by: Wrench on May 11, 2009, 05:29:07 PM
Lil' Wayne is mentioned twice lol
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Post by: me003 on May 12, 2009, 12:17:06 AM
Quote from: Billie Joe on May 11, 2009, 05:29:07 PM
Lil' Wayne is mentioned twice lol
same with twisted sister
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Post by: Walter on May 12, 2009, 07:18:13 AM
Quote from: j o e i n c on May 11, 2009, 03:33:58 PM
Frank Sinatra?


He was affiliated with the mafia. He's an evil man. akudood;

Also, I laughed at Elton John... (really gay)
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Post by: PuuMastaFunk on May 14, 2009, 12:46:41 PM
I was laughing until I saw The Doors. Then I was blurting obsenities by Nirvana. I nearly punched a hole in the computer moniter when I saw Audioslave and Red Hot Chili Peppers.

>.<

Fuckin' extremist Christians.
Title: Re: Nobody listen to dese bands!!! GOD DONT LIKE DEM!!!
Post by: ME## on May 14, 2009, 12:51:12 PM
Quote from: PuuMastaFunk on May 14, 2009, 12:46:41 PM
I was laughing until I saw The Doors. Then I was blurting obsenities by Nirvana. I nearly punched a hole in the computer moniter when I saw Audioslave and Red Hot Chili Peppers.

>.<

Fuckin' extremist Christians.


refer to guff's post
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Post by: Slim on May 14, 2009, 12:52:07 PM
Satire goes over my head because I'm a dumbass. Woe is me.
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Post by: PuuMastaFunk on May 14, 2009, 12:55:02 PM
Quote from: divaD on May 14, 2009, 12:51:12 PM
refer to guff's post


Ah, I feel better now. giggle;
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Post by: Samus Aran on May 15, 2009, 11:15:35 AM
I'm pretty sure I saw this page years ago, and yes, it's satire.
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Post by: Bolivian Army on May 15, 2009, 11:34:38 AM
Quote from: Josh on May 10, 2009, 07:23:19 PM
(I can't figure out which one this is.)


Really? baddood;
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Post by: superclucky on May 15, 2009, 12:28:59 PM
I'm surprised they have School of Seven Bells <3
Title: Re: Nobody listen to dese bands!!! GOD DONT LIKE DEM!!!
Post by: Josh on May 16, 2009, 08:08:38 PM
Quote from: Bolivian Army on May 15, 2009, 11:34:38 AM
Really? baddood;
Nope.  baddood;

Because I've seen Christian extremists do way worse things than talk down on bands and they were serious about it.