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Lol @ christians (Or satire, I can't figure out which one this is.)

http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands

Notice how Jonas Brothers is underlined.

Notice how Kirk Hammett is on both pics.

Notice how I ruined the noticing.

Quote from: Thyme on May 10, 2009, 07:33:30 PM
Notice how Kirk Hammett is on both pics.

Kirk Hammet is too badass to be gay

SlipKnot (make-up)

for some reason that made me laugh

websites like these are utterly disgusting goonish

The guy from the website also has a song (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/84f50dae52/the-bible-says-from-donnied#player) out. ^___^

Cannibal Corpse is gay

Burger King and Nickelodeon Join Forces in Smutty Ad


Itââ,¬â,,¢s nothing new for Burger King to use sexually-charged imagery and bizarre concepts in its commercials. In the last five years, the fast-food chain has run through any number of unsavory advertising gimmicks. From its ââ,¬Å"Subservient Chickenââ,¬Â� website (in which a man dressed as a chicken performs actions dictated by the viewer), to its faux teen music group Coq Roq and their frequent use of sexual double entendre, to ads starring its disturbingly-masked ââ,¬Å"Kingââ,¬Â� character, to its current campaigns profiling ââ,¬Å"Whopper Virgins,ââ,¬Â� Burger King has courted teens and young adults with its ââ,¬Å"edgyââ,¬Â� advertising.  And another ad currently running has angered Americaââ,¬â,,¢s neighbors with its stereotyped portrayal of Mexicans. But while these ads were often offensive, at least they were aimed at older viewers and not at children.

Until now.

One of Burger Kingââ,¬â,,¢s most recent commercials prominently features Nickelodeonââ,¬â,,¢s beloved childrenââ,¬â,,¢s cartoon character, SpongeBob SquarePants, in an ad that makes a point of displaying a BK Kids Meal. Unfortunately, the commercial is also loaded with sexual imagery degrading to women

The commercial opens with the image of SpongeBob on a TV. It then shows a womanââ,¬â,,¢s rear, apparently with a book or some other object inserted under her clothing, thus giving her ââ,¬Å"square pantsââ,¬Â� (or, more accurately, a square rear end). Burger Kingââ,¬â,,¢s ââ,¬Å"Kingââ,¬Â� character then places a carpenterââ,¬â,,¢s square against her rear.

ââ,¬Å"I like Square Butts, and I cannot lie!ââ,¬Â� blares the commercialââ,¬â,,¢s song. The screen intercuts between scenes of women with squared-off rears in skimpy outfits dancing and alternately thrusting out their chests and rears, with the camera often zooming in on their backsides, and images of characters from the SpongeBob cartoon.

ââ,¬Å"Swimminââ,¬â,,¢ through the seaweed tangles/is a butt with sharp right angles!ââ,¬Â¦Now, Burger King wants me to seal the deal ââ,¬â€œ 99 cents get a toy and a Kidââ,¬â,,¢s Meal!ââ,¬Â� sings the adââ,¬â,,¢s rap narrator, as the King holds up a Kidââ,¬â,,¢s Meal with a picture of SpongeBob on the bag. ââ,¬Å"Booty is Booty!ââ,¬Â� proclaims the rapper, as a final image shows the SpongeBob-festooned bag and the slogan, ââ,¬Å"99Ã,¢ BK Kids Meal.ââ,¬Â�

When contacted by the PTC, Burger Kingââ,¬â,,¢s representatives claimed that the ad targets adults, since the reduced price of the meal is supposedly the commercialââ,¬â,,¢s selling point. But such an argument is farcical considering the prominence given to a childrenââ,¬â,,¢s cartoon character, and the incessant mentions of Kids Meals in the ad. Clearly, the commercial is intended to appeal to childrenââ,¬Â¦a point reinforced by the fact that it was aired during the NCAA basketball championship on Monday, April 6 ââ,¬â€œ and has run throughout prime-time on various networks.

Many parents have written to the PTC criticizing the commercialââ,¬â,,¢s blatant sexism and obvious appeal to children. In response to the PTCââ,¬â,,¢s inquiries, Nickelodeon made the following statement:

ââ,¬Å"The Burger King ad is intended to be an adult-targeted and humorous take on the SpongeBob character's iconic ââ,¬Ëœsquareââ,¬â,,¢ pants set to a famous pop song from the ââ,¬Ëœ90s. This year marks SpongeBob SquarePantsââ,¬â,,¢ landmark 10th anniversary year, and with a monthly adult viewership of 45 million people above the age of 18, the intention was to offer a funny and playful take on the character for that audience.ââ,¬Â�

So Nickelodeon would have us believe that its famous cartoon is actually targeted towards adults? Nickelodeon considers putting their most popular childrenââ,¬â,,¢s character in a lewd ad as an appropriate way to celebrate that characterââ,¬â,,¢s 10th anniversary?

With this statement, Nick is not only telling a blatant lie ââ,¬â€œ they are also showing that they believe every parent in the country is too stupid to recognize it as a lie. Nickelodeon should not receive a free pass for using their character in such a lascivious and overtly sexual commercial.

Burger King ââ,¬â€œ which recently pledged to move away from such ââ,¬Å"edgyââ,¬Â� content -- has apologized for its new ad stereotyping Mexicans, but no such apology has been forthcoming for its sexualized Kids Meal ad. Both companies should be held responsible for aiming this tawdry commercial at children.

From the PTC lol.
And these guys are actually serious

I like Michael Jackson.  giggle;

i wish I could make out with a girl in front of him.

Frank Sinatra?

it's satire you idiots  akudood;

Quote from: guff on May 11, 2009, 03:34:36 PM
it's satire you idiots  akudood;

You mean it's okay to listen to Kate Bush? o:

This was funny. What makes Rilo Kiley gay?

Lil' Wayne is mentioned twice lol

Quote from: Billie Joe on May 11, 2009, 05:29:07 PM
Lil' Wayne is mentioned twice lol

same with twisted sister

Quote from: j o e i n c on May 11, 2009, 03:33:58 PM
Frank Sinatra?

He was affiliated with the mafia. He's an evil man. akudood;

Also, I laughed at Elton John... (really gay)

I was laughing until I saw The Doors. Then I was blurting obsenities by Nirvana. I nearly punched a hole in the computer moniter when I saw Audioslave and Red Hot Chili Peppers.

>.<

Fuckin' extremist Christians.

Quote from: PuuMastaFunk on May 14, 2009, 12:46:41 PM
I was laughing until I saw The Doors. Then I was blurting obsenities by Nirvana. I nearly punched a hole in the computer moniter when I saw Audioslave and Red Hot Chili Peppers.

>.<

Fuckin' extremist Christians.

refer to guff's post

Satire goes over my head because I'm a dumbass. Woe is me.

Quote from: divaD on May 14, 2009, 12:51:12 PM
refer to guff's post

Ah, I feel better now. giggle;

I'm pretty sure I saw this page years ago, and yes, it's satire.

Quote from: Josh on May 10, 2009, 07:23:19 PM
(I can't figure out which one this is.)

Really? baddood;

I'm surprised they have School of Seven Bells <3

Quote from: Bolivian Army on May 15, 2009, 11:34:38 AM
Really? baddood;

Nope.  baddood;

Because I've seen Christian extremists do way worse things than talk down on bands and they were serious about it.