what are you getting your mother for mothers day?
i am getting my mom nothing.
i'll just cook supper for her.
I bought a card for my mother. Fortunately for me, she received the card on Thursday, and she did get the accompanying message saying not to open the card until tomorrow.
Unlike normal people who go home to see their mothers, I stay at school to write papers...
Just a card.
I'm making her a card, and we're going to see Star Trek n_u
...Oh.
um a hug (http://boyah.net/wiki/images/5/5c/Sweat.gif)
I'm going to head to Victoria's secret and get her some sexy underwear
Every day is mother's day you hypocrites...
I'm getting her a Wisconsin rugby shirt
Quote from: Bassir on May 09, 2009, 04:37:39 PM
Every day is mother's day you hypocrites...
lol not really
JMV's massive Italian dick, with its tan pigment coloring and two dots located on the middle of it, with a nicely shaped penile gland and a short carpet of black hair layering on top of his genital-area. cjlubdoods;
well i wanted to buy a card but uh akudood;
a hug will do, i hope giggle;
Quote from: Geno on May 09, 2009, 04:35:33 PM
I'm going to head to Victoria's secret and get her some sexy underwear
HAHAH
Quote from: Stupid Whore/Slut and a Nymphet on May 09, 2009, 04:50:50 PM
JMV's massive Italian dick, with its tan pigment coloring and two dots located on the middle of it, with a nicely shaped penile gland and a short carpet of black hair layering on top of his genital-area. cjlubdoods;
Thanks for giving me such a descriptive mental image. <3
it's also pretty accurate
Quote from: Slim on May 09, 2009, 05:20:21 PM
Thanks for giving me such a descriptive mental image. <3
It'll correspond with the past penises you've had in the past. <3
Also I like peepee's with it's tip shape being somewhat like this: [spoiler](http://i43.tinypic.com/2zegnqa.jpg)[/spoiler]
LMFAO omg clucky.
That's my tip shape!
Quote from: Bassir on May 09, 2009, 05:33:48 PM
That's my tip shape!
i bet you have a really fucking small dick.
This is a bad Mother's Day thread. You should all be ashamed.
Quote from: Daphnia on May 09, 2009, 06:28:04 PM
This is a bad Mother's Day thread. You should all be ashamed.
You never got me anything for Mother's Day. baddood;
You tried to eat me. baddood;
I sent you a card, though. happydood;
I hope you try to eat it and choke. madood;
Quote from: Daphnia on May 09, 2009, 06:32:50 PM
You tried to eat me. baddood;
I sent you a card, though. happydood;
I hope you try to eat it and choke. madood;
I choked on your father that day--I'm glad that you remembered. <3
Quote from: laylay on May 09, 2009, 05:39:27 PM
i bet you have a really fucking small dick.
It's a little over 7 inches (17.78cm+).
And still growing.
penises are disgusting, stop bringing them up. baddood;
thats a dinosaur head
i think clucky has a dinosaur fetish
Quote from: Sam on May 09, 2009, 07:09:52 PM
penises are disgusting, stop bringing them up. baddood;
Your posts are what's bringing mine up. <3