My friend just threw up on his girlfriend after chugging beer to impress her.
She starts freaking and he screams "WHY YOU BUGGIN GIRL"
she dumped him hahaa
Don't talk to yourself.
Well, um I guess since there's nothing to 'fail' for me, I win. baddood;
uh?
Not a single one. spam;
Nope, been in a successful relationship for years. spam;
No...haven't been in any to fail.
17 years strong!!! n_u
That's just plain fucked.
Most relationships are doomed to fail from the get-go.
[spoiler]but you never know it until it's too late and your boyfriend uses you then dumps you and tells you that you never meant anything to him after being best friends for 3 years and dating for almost 2. n_u[/spoiler]
Quote from: Bassir on May 08, 2009, 06:14:59 PM
Nope, been in a successful relationship for years. spam;
Macs don't count.
that's a great story
I have 1 failed
What happened?
I've never been in a serious relationship, but if I was in one it would never end because of infidelity on my part - I'd be far more worried that my girl would cheat on me than I'd be that I'd cheat on her.
Quote from: Zach on May 08, 2009, 08:22:14 PM
I've never been in a serious relationship, but if I was in one it would never end because of infidelity on my part - I'd be far more worried that my girl would cheat on me than I'd be that I'd cheat on her.
I have huge trust issues, and I have a huge fear of abandonment.
I've only had one real relationship (besides the one I'm currently in) and I broke up with her.
Do you fear rejection?
Quote from: prankster283 on May 08, 2009, 08:40:13 PM
Do you fear rejection?
Not really. I have trust issues more than anything else.
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on May 08, 2009, 08:26:58 PM
I've only had one real relationship (besides the one I'm currently in) and I broke up with her.
You're currently in a broken up relationship then?
No. Separate ones.
isn't every relationship that is over considered to be failed?
I have three failed relationships
Not really a failed relation...more like an agreement.
Quote from: Bassir on May 08, 2009, 08:24:15 PM
I have huge trust issues, and I have a huge fear of abandonment.
Aww, you're like a mini pessimistic version of JMV. <3
Also all of them failed happydood;
nope. just failure to start relationships.
I'll get back to you next year. akudood;
yeah thats a great story, you should tell that at a party some time
Quote from: Det in Fââ,,¢Â¯ Major on May 09, 2009, 09:12:58 AM
yeah thats a great story, you should tell that at a party some time
Boyah is party 24/7!!!
oh jeez
Well, first there's the girl I lost my virginity to in 2007. That relationship failed after about a month and a half.
My next serious relationship didn't come until about January 2008. This girl stuck a marker in her vagina in front of my friends when we were drunk and we dated off and on about three times for about 2-3 months.
That ultimately failed, of course.
The end of that relationship gradually transitioned into another relationship which was pretty boring. I ended up finding out that this girl was good friends with one of the people I hated most in this world. But, anyway, this girl was a bitch and we barely lasted a month. Another failed one.
Next relationship started around August 2008. I met this girl who I apparently went to Kindergarten with and we hit it off while drinking Everclear. This is the girl that I got drunk with and tried to have sex with on a slide on a school playground, but ended up getting caught by a cop. Yep. After about two months she moved away and the relationship ended.
My next relationship was off and on from December to February. I really liked this girl, and she screwed me over twice. She cheated on me and she can go fuck herself.
In between most of these actual relationships are also some girls I never had a formal relationship with, but did things with.
As for now, I've got a girl that I'm involved with, but there's no official relationship yet.
so that's five serious relationships that have failed
Why would you call it a "failed" relationship? Any relationship that doesn't end in marriage until death is failed.
Quote from: Veal on May 09, 2009, 09:23:16 AM
Why would you call it a "failed" relationship? Any relationship that doesn't end in marriage until death is failed.
Hm. I think any relationship that ends with you disliking the person is failed.
Quote from: Walter on May 09, 2009, 09:24:12 AM
Hm. I think any relationship that ends with you disliking the person is failed.
No. The romantic relationship fails when you two stop being a romantic couple. If you break up ever, it failed.
in the process of one failing now akudood;
this thread is making me lose hope :'(
Quote from: Veal on May 09, 2009, 09:26:39 AM
No. The romantic relationship fails when you two stop being a romantic couple. If you break up ever, it failed.
The purpose of a relationship isn't to spend you're life together with a person. I think you are confusing marriage and dating.
Quote from: Walter on May 09, 2009, 09:50:33 AM
The purpose of a relationship isn't to spend you're life together with a person. I think you are confusing marriage and dating.
YOU WIN THIS ROUND
cnotedood;
2 failed, one good so far.
Quote from: Trevor on May 09, 2009, 09:20:03 AM
oh jeez
Well, first there's the girl I lost my virginity to in 2007. That relationship failed after about a month and a half.
My next serious relationship didn't come until about January 2008. This girl stuck a marker in her vagina in front of my friends when we were drunk and we dated off and on about three times for about 2-3 months.
That ultimately failed, of course.
The end of that relationship gradually transitioned into another relationship which was pretty boring. I ended up finding out that this girl was good friends with one of the people I hated most in this world. But, anyway, this girl was a bitch and we barely lasted a month. Another failed one.
Next relationship started around August 2008. I met this girl who I apparently went to Kindergarten with and we hit it off while drinking Everclear. This is the girl that I got drunk with and tried to have sex with on a slide on a school playground, but ended up getting caught by a cop. Yep. After about two months she moved away and the relationship ended.
My next relationship was off and on from December to February. I really liked this girl, and she screwed me over twice. She cheated on me and she can go fuck herself.
In between most of these actual relationships are also some girls I never had a formal relationship with, but did things with.
As for now, I've got a girl that I'm involved with, but there's no official relationship yet.
so that's five serious relationships that have failed
I mean absolutely no offense so I'm sorry if this comes across the wrong way, I don't really see how you can have 'serious' relationships with people you've only dated a few months or less. doodhuh;
Quote from: Sam on May 09, 2009, 06:05:05 PM
I mean absolutely no offense so I'm sorry if this comes across the wrong way, I don't really see how you can have 'serious' relationships with people you've only dated a few months or less. doodhuh;
i become attached to people really easily
Quote from: Trevor on May 09, 2009, 07:41:59 PM
i become attached to people really easily
You mean you want a fuck buddy
Quote from: Geno on May 09, 2009, 07:42:56 PM
You mean you want a fuck buddy
no
i want a person i can relate to, have fun with, be challenged with, and just love
but they all end up being fuck buddies or just completely screwing me over
Quote from: Sam on May 09, 2009, 06:05:05 PM
I mean absolutely no offense so I'm sorry if this comes across the wrong way, I don't really see how you can have 'serious' relationships with people you've only dated a few months or less. doodhuh;
some pokémon can level up faster
lck has questionable morals rofl
Quote from: Bassir on May 09, 2009, 07:44:52 PM
some pokémon can level up faster
This is the only thing Bassir knows about relationships
Quote from: Geno on May 09, 2009, 07:46:52 PM
This is the only thing Bassir knows about relationships
Don't be silly, I barely play Pokémon. akudood;
maybe i'm a completely screwed up, desperate, lonely, depressed idiot looking for someone to be close to and to relate to after having a shitty home life and losing my father at a critical time in my life
Quote from: Trevor on May 09, 2009, 07:51:51 PM
maybe i'm a completely screwed up, desperate, lonely, depressed idiot looking for someone to be close to and to relate to after having a shitty home life and losing my father at a critical time in my life
You guys are assholes
Quote from: Trevor on May 09, 2009, 07:41:59 PM
i become attached to people really easily
fair enough, that makes sense to me
it takes me longer to trust people, I think. Dunno if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
Quote from: Trevor on May 09, 2009, 07:51:51 PM
maybe i'm a completely screwed up, desperate, lonely, depressed idiot looking for someone to be close to and to relate to after having a shitty home life and losing my father at a critical time in my life
Boo hoo.
Quote from: Trevor on May 09, 2009, 07:51:51 PM
maybe i'm a completely screwed up, desperate, lonely, depressed idiot looking for someone to be close to and to relate to after having a shitty home life and losing my father at a critical time in my life
Screwed up, desperate, lonely, depressed, idiotic,
and self-deprecating--you're the complete package!